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[93henfan]

Spoiler: show

Blame Barney Frank

Spoiler: show

Faggot!

[93henfan]

Well gents, as a glass half-full guy, I just wanted to let you all know that the Dow is up 600 points since 9:33 am.

[bandl]

I've got 400 in an out of the way part of NC, and a mule plow.

All of you are welcome to join me and I have only a few rules

1. No work, no eat

2. Everybody fights if needed

3. If you're a hot chick you stay for free. If you're a dude with a hot wife your ass still works

4. I don't have a mule but I do have a mule plow, so Cap'n Cat and D will have to pull it

5. No cops, no lunch, also sodomy

Nice. I've got 2 acres, heavily wooded. Only family is invited. Same rules. Everyone works. I'm hoping to start construction on a house out there by the end of the year*, and when it's done i'll have a chicken coop in addition to the garden we already have.

Spoiler: show

* You think buying a house is an intrusion on privacy...it gets worst when you build one! I must've talked to 10 different banks before I found a bank that was willing to 1) lend with reasonable interest rates 2) allow the land equity as a down payment and 3) not be a complete dick to me. Surprisingly, a small local bank was willing to do it all. Now if I can just get the damn underwriter to come back with a decision.

I've got 120 acres, where we're already growing 100+ different kinds of vegetables and shit, and a distillery. Same rules apply, but you also have to drink alot.

[Ibanez]

Nice. I've got 2 acres, heavily wooded. Only family is invited. Same rules. Everyone works. I'm hoping to start construction on a house out there by the end of the year*, and when it's done i'll have a chicken coop in addition to the garden we already have.

Spoiler: show

* You think buying a house is an intrusion on privacy...it gets worst when you build one! I must've talked to 10 different banks before I found a bank that was willing to 1) lend with reasonable interest rates 2) allow the land equity as a down payment and 3) not be a complete dick to me. Surprisingly, a small local bank was willing to do it all. Now if I can just get the damn underwriter to come back with a decision.

I've got 120 acres, where we're already growing 100+ different kinds of vegetables and shit, and a distillery. Same rules apply, but you also have to drink alot.

Yeah, but you're in New York.

[bandl]

I've got 120 acres, where we're already growing 100+ different kinds of vegetables and shit, and a distillery. Same rules apply, but you also have to drink alot.

Yeah, but you're in New York.

Clearly you've never been to my part of New York. Trust me, it ain't anything like NYC. But if you want NYC, I can get there in an hour.

Here's one of our fields (and one of our 8 tractors)


Here's a view of our farm from just outside the distillery


EDIT
And here's what we grow already. No mules needed.

Asparagus May-June
Artichoke July-Oct.
Arugula year round
Basil June- Oct
Basil Red June- Oct.
Beans June- Oct.
Beans Fava June- Oct.
Beans Wax June- Oct.
Beans Mixed Dry Sept-Dec.
Beets May-Oct.+
Broccoli June- Oct.
Broccoli Colored June- Oct.
Broccoli Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage June- Oct.+
Cabbage Napa June- Oct.
Cabbage Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage Red June- Oct.+
Cantaloupe July-Oct.
Carrots May-Oct.+
Carrots Mixed Colors May-Oct.+
Celery June- Oct.
Celery Root June- Oct.+
Cilantro May-Oct.
Cauliflower Mixed June-Oct.
Cauliflower June-Oct.
Collards May-Oct.
Corn Bi-Color July-Oct.
Corn White July-Oct.
Corn Yellow July-Oct.
Cucumbers Kirby June- Oct.
Cucumbers Slicer June- Oct.
Culantro June- Oct.
Edible Gourds June- Oct.
Eggplant July-Oct.
Eggplant Italian July-Oct.
Eggplant White July-Oct.
Fennel July-Oct.
Garlic Bunched June- Oct.
Garlic Loose June- Oct.+
Herb Dill May-Oct.
Herb Mint June- Oct.
Herb Oregano June- Oct.
Herb Pineapple Mint June- Oct.
Herb Rosemary June- Oct.
Herb Sage June- Oct.
Herb Spearamint June- Oct.
Herb Thyme June- Oct.
Indian Corn Oct.
Kale Green May-Oct.+
Kale Red May-Oct.+
Kohlrabi May-Oct.
Leeks June- Oct.+
Lettuce Boston May-Oct.
Calaloo June- Oct.
Zucchini Yellow June- Oct.
Lettuce Green Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Iceberg May-Oct.
Lettuce Red Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Romaine May-Oct.
Okra July-Oct.
Onions Red Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Red Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Yellow Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Yellow Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Cippolini yel/red June- Oct.+
Papaloo June- Oct.
Parsley May-Oct.
Parsley Root June- Oct.+
Peas June- Oct.
Peas Sugar Snap June- Oct.
Peppers July-Oct.
Peppers Colored July-Oct.
Peppers Hot July-Oct.
Potatoes Colored July-Oct.+
Potatoes Red June- Oct.+
Potatoes Russet June- Oct.+
Potatoes White June- Oct.+
Potatoes Yukon June- Oct.+
Pumpkins Oct.
Radicchio June- Oct.
Radish Black June- Oct.
Radishes May-Oct.
Radishes White May-Oct.
Rutabega May-June+
Scallions June- Oct.
Shallots June- Oct.+
Soybean June- Oct.+
Spinach year round
Spring Mix year round
Squash Summer June- Oct.
Squash Acorn Aug- Oct.+
Squash Butternut Aug- Oct.+
Squash Delicata Aug- Oct.+
Squash Hubbard Aug- Oct.+
Squash spaghetti Aug- Oct.+
Squash Kabocha Aug- Oct.+
Sunflowers June- Oct.
Sweet Potatoes July-Oct.+
Swiss Chard May-Oct.
Swiss Chard Rainbow May-Oct.
Tomatoes July-Oct.
Tomatoes Plum July-Oct.
Tomatoes Heriloom July-Oct.
Turnips May-Oct.
Watercress June- Oct.
Watermelon July-Oct.
Zucchini June-July
Zucchini Blossom June-July
Grains Sept-Dec.
Fresh Cut Zinnias June- Oct.

[Ibanez]

Yeah, but you're in New York.

Clearly you've never been to my part of New York. Trust me, it ain't anything like NYC. But if you want NYC, I can get there in an hour.

Here's one of our fields (and one of our 8 tractors)


Here's a view of our farm from just outside the distillery


EDIT
And here's what we grow already. No mules needed.

Asparagus May-June
Artichoke July-Oct.
Arugula year round
Basil June- Oct
Basil Red June- Oct.
Beans June- Oct.
Beans Fava June- Oct.
Beans Wax June- Oct.
Beans Mixed Dry Sept-Dec.
Beets May-Oct.+
Broccoli June- Oct.
Broccoli Colored June- Oct.
Broccoli Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage June- Oct.+
Cabbage Napa June- Oct.
Cabbage Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage Red June- Oct.+
Cantaloupe July-Oct.
Carrots May-Oct.+
Carrots Mixed Colors May-Oct.+
Celery June- Oct.
Celery Root June- Oct.+
Cilantro May-Oct.
Cauliflower Mixed June-Oct.
Cauliflower June-Oct.
Collards May-Oct.
Corn Bi-Color July-Oct.
Corn White July-Oct.
Corn Yellow July-Oct.
Cucumbers Kirby June- Oct.
Cucumbers Slicer June- Oct.
Culantro June- Oct.
Edible Gourds June- Oct.
Eggplant July-Oct.
Eggplant Italian July-Oct.
Eggplant White July-Oct.
Fennel July-Oct.
Garlic Bunched June- Oct.
Garlic Loose June- Oct.+
Herb Dill May-Oct.
Herb Mint June- Oct.
Herb Oregano June- Oct.
Herb Pineapple Mint June- Oct.
Herb Rosemary June- Oct.
Herb Sage June- Oct.
Herb Spearamint June- Oct.
Herb Thyme June- Oct.
Indian Corn Oct.
Kale Green May-Oct.+
Kale Red May-Oct.+
Kohlrabi May-Oct.
Leeks June- Oct.+
Lettuce Boston May-Oct.
Calaloo June- Oct.
Zucchini Yellow June- Oct.
Lettuce Green Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Iceberg May-Oct.
Lettuce Red Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Romaine May-Oct.
Okra July-Oct.
Onions Red Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Red Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Yellow Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Yellow Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Cippolini yel/red June- Oct.+
Papaloo June- Oct.
Parsley May-Oct.
Parsley Root June- Oct.+
Peas June- Oct.
Peas Sugar Snap June- Oct.
Peppers July-Oct.
Peppers Colored July-Oct.
Peppers Hot July-Oct.
Potatoes Colored July-Oct.+
Potatoes Red June- Oct.+
Potatoes Russet June- Oct.+
Potatoes White June- Oct.+
Potatoes Yukon June- Oct.+
Pumpkins Oct.
Radicchio June- Oct.
Radish Black June- Oct.
Radishes May-Oct.
Radishes White May-Oct.
Rutabega May-June+
Scallions June- Oct.
Shallots June- Oct.+
Soybean June- Oct.+
Spinach year round
Spring Mix year round
Squash Summer June- Oct.
Squash Acorn Aug- Oct.+
Squash Butternut Aug- Oct.+
Squash Delicata Aug- Oct.+
Squash Hubbard Aug- Oct.+
Squash spaghetti Aug- Oct.+
Squash Kabocha Aug- Oct.+
Sunflowers June- Oct.
Sweet Potatoes July-Oct.+
Swiss Chard May-Oct.
Swiss Chard Rainbow May-Oct.
Tomatoes July-Oct.
Tomatoes Plum July-Oct.
Tomatoes Heriloom July-Oct.
Turnips May-Oct.
Watercress June- Oct.
Watermelon July-Oct.
Zucchini June-July
Zucchini Blossom June-July
Grains Sept-Dec.
Fresh Cut Zinnias June- Oct.

I know there's NYC and then there's the rest of New York.

I thought I read on the OCD website that the business partner (or bidness partna') owned the farm?

[Chizzang]

Clearly you've never been to my part of New York. Trust me, it ain't anything like NYC. But if you want NYC, I can get there in an hour.

Here's one of our fields (and one of our 8 tractors)


Here's a view of our farm from just outside the distillery


EDIT
And here's what we grow already. No mules needed.

Asparagus May-June
Artichoke July-Oct.
Arugula year round
Basil June- Oct
Basil Red June- Oct.
Beans June- Oct.
Beans Fava June- Oct.
Beans Wax June- Oct.
Beans Mixed Dry Sept-Dec.
Beets May-Oct.+
Broccoli June- Oct.
Broccoli Colored June- Oct.
Broccoli Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage June- Oct.+
Cabbage Napa June- Oct.
Cabbage Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage Red June- Oct.+
Cantaloupe July-Oct.
Carrots May-Oct.+
Carrots Mixed Colors May-Oct.+
Celery June- Oct.
Celery Root June- Oct.+
Cilantro May-Oct.
Cauliflower Mixed June-Oct.
Cauliflower June-Oct.
Collards May-Oct.
Corn Bi-Color July-Oct.
Corn White July-Oct.
Corn Yellow July-Oct.
Cucumbers Kirby June- Oct.
Cucumbers Slicer June- Oct.
Culantro June- Oct.
Edible Gourds June- Oct.
Eggplant July-Oct.
Eggplant Italian July-Oct.
Eggplant White July-Oct.
Fennel July-Oct.
Garlic Bunched June- Oct.
Garlic Loose June- Oct.+
Herb Dill May-Oct.
Herb Mint June- Oct.
Herb Oregano June- Oct.
Herb Pineapple Mint June- Oct.
Herb Rosemary June- Oct.
Herb Sage June- Oct.
Herb Spearamint June- Oct.
Herb Thyme June- Oct.
Indian Corn Oct.
Kale Green May-Oct.+
Kale Red May-Oct.+
Kohlrabi May-Oct.
Leeks June- Oct.+
Lettuce Boston May-Oct.
Calaloo June- Oct.
Zucchini Yellow June- Oct.
Lettuce Green Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Iceberg May-Oct.
Lettuce Red Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Romaine May-Oct.
Okra July-Oct.
Onions Red Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Red Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Yellow Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Yellow Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Cippolini yel/red June- Oct.+
Papaloo June- Oct.
Parsley May-Oct.
Parsley Root June- Oct.+
Peas June- Oct.
Peas Sugar Snap June- Oct.
Peppers July-Oct.
Peppers Colored July-Oct.
Peppers Hot July-Oct.
Potatoes Colored July-Oct.+
Potatoes Red June- Oct.+
Potatoes Russet June- Oct.+
Potatoes White June- Oct.+
Potatoes Yukon June- Oct.+
Pumpkins Oct.
Radicchio June- Oct.
Radish Black June- Oct.
Radishes May-Oct.
Radishes White May-Oct.
Rutabega May-June+
Scallions June- Oct.
Shallots June- Oct.+
Soybean June- Oct.+
Spinach year round
Spring Mix year round
Squash Summer June- Oct.
Squash Acorn Aug- Oct.+
Squash Butternut Aug- Oct.+
Squash Delicata Aug- Oct.+
Squash Hubbard Aug- Oct.+
Squash spaghetti Aug- Oct.+
Squash Kabocha Aug- Oct.+
Sunflowers June- Oct.
Sweet Potatoes July-Oct.+
Swiss Chard May-Oct.
Swiss Chard Rainbow May-Oct.
Tomatoes July-Oct.
Tomatoes Plum July-Oct.
Tomatoes Heriloom July-Oct.
Turnips May-Oct.
Watercress June- Oct.
Watermelon July-Oct.
Zucchini June-July
Zucchini Blossom June-July
Grains Sept-Dec.
Fresh Cut Zinnias June- Oct.

This ^ is so damn cool !!!!!
I love upstate NY

I'll be in Binghamton in October man...
I wish you were more fond of me so I could see your place

[bandl]

Clearly you've never been to my part of New York. Trust me, it ain't anything like NYC. But if you want NYC, I can get there in an hour.

Here's one of our fields (and one of our 8 tractors)


Here's a view of our farm from just outside the distillery


EDIT
And here's what we grow already. No mules needed.

Asparagus May-June
Artichoke July-Oct.
Arugula year round
Basil June- Oct
Basil Red June- Oct.
Beans June- Oct.
Beans Fava June- Oct.
Beans Wax June- Oct.
Beans Mixed Dry Sept-Dec.
Beets May-Oct.+
Broccoli June- Oct.
Broccoli Colored June- Oct.
Broccoli Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage June- Oct.+
Cabbage Napa June- Oct.
Cabbage Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage Red June- Oct.+
Cantaloupe July-Oct.
Carrots May-Oct.+
Carrots Mixed Colors May-Oct.+
Celery June- Oct.
Celery Root June- Oct.+
Cilantro May-Oct.
Cauliflower Mixed June-Oct.
Cauliflower June-Oct.
Collards May-Oct.
Corn Bi-Color July-Oct.
Corn White July-Oct.
Corn Yellow July-Oct.
Cucumbers Kirby June- Oct.
Cucumbers Slicer June- Oct.
Culantro June- Oct.
Edible Gourds June- Oct.
Eggplant July-Oct.
Eggplant Italian July-Oct.
Eggplant White July-Oct.
Fennel July-Oct.
Garlic Bunched June- Oct.
Garlic Loose June- Oct.+
Herb Dill May-Oct.
Herb Mint June- Oct.
Herb Oregano June- Oct.
Herb Pineapple Mint June- Oct.
Herb Rosemary June- Oct.
Herb Sage June- Oct.
Herb Spearamint June- Oct.
Herb Thyme June- Oct.
Indian Corn Oct.
Kale Green May-Oct.+
Kale Red May-Oct.+
Kohlrabi May-Oct.
Leeks June- Oct.+
Lettuce Boston May-Oct.
Calaloo June- Oct.
Zucchini Yellow June- Oct.
Lettuce Green Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Iceberg May-Oct.
Lettuce Red Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Romaine May-Oct.
Okra July-Oct.
Onions Red Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Red Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Yellow Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Yellow Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Cippolini yel/red June- Oct.+
Papaloo June- Oct.
Parsley May-Oct.
Parsley Root June- Oct.+
Peas June- Oct.
Peas Sugar Snap June- Oct.
Peppers July-Oct.
Peppers Colored July-Oct.
Peppers Hot July-Oct.
Potatoes Colored July-Oct.+
Potatoes Red June- Oct.+
Potatoes Russet June- Oct.+
Potatoes White June- Oct.+
Potatoes Yukon June- Oct.+
Pumpkins Oct.
Radicchio June- Oct.
Radish Black June- Oct.
Radishes May-Oct.
Radishes White May-Oct.
Rutabega May-June+
Scallions June- Oct.
Shallots June- Oct.+
Soybean June- Oct.+
Spinach year round
Spring Mix year round
Squash Summer June- Oct.
Squash Acorn Aug- Oct.+
Squash Butternut Aug- Oct.+
Squash Delicata Aug- Oct.+
Squash Hubbard Aug- Oct.+
Squash spaghetti Aug- Oct.+
Squash Kabocha Aug- Oct.+
Sunflowers June- Oct.
Sweet Potatoes July-Oct.+
Swiss Chard May-Oct.
Swiss Chard Rainbow May-Oct.
Tomatoes July-Oct.
Tomatoes Plum July-Oct.
Tomatoes Heriloom July-Oct.
Turnips May-Oct.
Watercress June- Oct.
Watermelon July-Oct.
Zucchini June-July
Zucchini Blossom June-July
Grains Sept-Dec.
Fresh Cut Zinnias June- Oct.

This ^ is so damn cool !!!!!
I love upstate NY

I'll be in Binghamton in October man...
I wish you were more fond of me so I could see your place

I AM fond of you Cleets...
You're wicked smart. But, as I've said, I'm NOT a fan of your sonnets and other poetic praises.
It hurts to read sometimes. I can blame that (sometimes) on the booze.

B'ton is about 2 hours away. What week you going to be in NY? I'm heading up to Montreal for a week in mid-October, otherwise I will be around if you want a friendly discount on booze.

[bandl]

Clearly you've never been to my part of New York. Trust me, it ain't anything like NYC. But if you want NYC, I can get there in an hour.

Here's one of our fields (and one of our 8 tractors)


Here's a view of our farm from just outside the distillery


EDIT
And here's what we grow already. No mules needed.

Asparagus May-June
Artichoke July-Oct.
Arugula year round
Basil June- Oct
Basil Red June- Oct.
Beans June- Oct.
Beans Fava June- Oct.
Beans Wax June- Oct.
Beans Mixed Dry Sept-Dec.
Beets May-Oct.+
Broccoli June- Oct.
Broccoli Colored June- Oct.
Broccoli Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage June- Oct.+
Cabbage Napa June- Oct.
Cabbage Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage Red June- Oct.+
Cantaloupe July-Oct.
Carrots May-Oct.+
Carrots Mixed Colors May-Oct.+
Celery June- Oct.
Celery Root June- Oct.+
Cilantro May-Oct.
Cauliflower Mixed June-Oct.
Cauliflower June-Oct.
Collards May-Oct.
Corn Bi-Color July-Oct.
Corn White July-Oct.
Corn Yellow July-Oct.
Cucumbers Kirby June- Oct.
Cucumbers Slicer June- Oct.
Culantro June- Oct.
Edible Gourds June- Oct.
Eggplant July-Oct.
Eggplant Italian July-Oct.
Eggplant White July-Oct.
Fennel July-Oct.
Garlic Bunched June- Oct.
Garlic Loose June- Oct.+
Herb Dill May-Oct.
Herb Mint June- Oct.
Herb Oregano June- Oct.
Herb Pineapple Mint June- Oct.
Herb Rosemary June- Oct.
Herb Sage June- Oct.
Herb Spearamint June- Oct.
Herb Thyme June- Oct.
Indian Corn Oct.
Kale Green May-Oct.+
Kale Red May-Oct.+
Kohlrabi May-Oct.
Leeks June- Oct.+
Lettuce Boston May-Oct.
Calaloo June- Oct.
Zucchini Yellow June- Oct.
Lettuce Green Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Iceberg May-Oct.
Lettuce Red Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Romaine May-Oct.
Okra July-Oct.
Onions Red Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Red Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Yellow Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Yellow Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Cippolini yel/red June- Oct.+
Papaloo June- Oct.
Parsley May-Oct.
Parsley Root June- Oct.+
Peas June- Oct.
Peas Sugar Snap June- Oct.
Peppers July-Oct.
Peppers Colored July-Oct.
Peppers Hot July-Oct.
Potatoes Colored July-Oct.+
Potatoes Red June- Oct.+
Potatoes Russet June- Oct.+
Potatoes White June- Oct.+
Potatoes Yukon June- Oct.+
Pumpkins Oct.
Radicchio June- Oct.
Radish Black June- Oct.
Radishes May-Oct.
Radishes White May-Oct.
Rutabega May-June+
Scallions June- Oct.
Shallots June- Oct.+
Soybean June- Oct.+
Spinach year round
Spring Mix year round
Squash Summer June- Oct.
Squash Acorn Aug- Oct.+
Squash Butternut Aug- Oct.+
Squash Delicata Aug- Oct.+
Squash Hubbard Aug- Oct.+
Squash spaghetti Aug- Oct.+
Squash Kabocha Aug- Oct.+
Sunflowers June- Oct.
Sweet Potatoes July-Oct.+
Swiss Chard May-Oct.
Swiss Chard Rainbow May-Oct.
Tomatoes July-Oct.
Tomatoes Plum July-Oct.
Tomatoes Heriloom July-Oct.
Turnips May-Oct.
Watercress June- Oct.
Watermelon July-Oct.
Zucchini June-July
Zucchini Blossom June-July
Grains Sept-Dec.
Fresh Cut Zinnias June- Oct.

I know there's NYC and then there's the rest of New York.

I thought I read on the OCD website that the business partner (or bidness partna') owned the farm?

Yeah, it's his farm, fifth generation. I don't drive the plows or anything, I'd only fuck it up and drive one right into a ditch or drive over some Mexicans. Everything that goes into the distillery we own 50/50. Basically, he does everything on the front end (planting/harvesting/etc), we do everything in the middle together (mashing/fermenting/distilling/ bottling/etc), and I do everything on the back end (paperwork/taxes/filings/etc). It's a good match for both of us. Besides, I have my own bidness to run in my spare time.

[Ibanez]

I know there's NYC and then there's the rest of New York.

I thought I read on the OCD website that the business partner (or bidness partna') owned the farm?

Yeah, it's his farm, fifth generation. I don't drive the plows or anything, I'd only fuck it up and drive one right into a ditch or drive over some Mexicans. Everything that goes into the distillery we own 50/50. Basically, he does everything on the front end (planting/harvesting/etc), we do everything in the middle together (mashing/fermenting/distilling/ bottling/etc), and I do everything on the back end (paperwork/taxes/filings/etc). It's a good match for both of us. Besides, I have my own bidness to run in my spare time.

Sound good.

[Grizalltheway]

Yeah, but you're in New York.

Clearly you've never been to my part of New York. Trust me, it ain't anything like NYC. But if you want NYC, I can get there in an hour.

Here's one of our fields (and one of our 8 tractors)


Here's a view of our farm from just outside the distillery


EDIT
And here's what we grow already. No mules needed.

Asparagus May-June
Artichoke July-Oct.
Arugula year round
Basil June- Oct
Basil Red June- Oct.
Beans June- Oct.
Beans Fava June- Oct.
Beans Wax June- Oct.
Beans Mixed Dry Sept-Dec.
Beets May-Oct.+
Broccoli June- Oct.
Broccoli Colored June- Oct.
Broccoli Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage June- Oct.+
Cabbage Napa June- Oct.
Cabbage Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage Red June- Oct.+
Cantaloupe July-Oct.
Carrots May-Oct.+
Carrots Mixed Colors May-Oct.+
Celery June- Oct.
Celery Root June- Oct.+
Cilantro May-Oct.
Cauliflower Mixed June-Oct.
Cauliflower June-Oct.
Collards May-Oct.
Corn Bi-Color July-Oct.
Corn White July-Oct.
Corn Yellow July-Oct.
Cucumbers Kirby June- Oct.
Cucumbers Slicer June- Oct.
Culantro June- Oct.
Edible Gourds June- Oct.
Eggplant July-Oct.
Eggplant Italian July-Oct.
Eggplant White July-Oct.
Fennel July-Oct.
Garlic Bunched June- Oct.
Garlic Loose June- Oct.+
Herb Dill May-Oct.
Herb Mint June- Oct.
Herb Oregano June- Oct.
Herb Pineapple Mint June- Oct.
Herb Rosemary June- Oct.
Herb Sage June- Oct.
Herb Spearamint June- Oct.
Herb Thyme June- Oct.
Indian Corn Oct.
Kale Green May-Oct.+
Kale Red May-Oct.+
Kohlrabi May-Oct.
Leeks June- Oct.+
Lettuce Boston May-Oct.
Calaloo June- Oct.
Zucchini Yellow June- Oct.
Lettuce Green Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Iceberg May-Oct.
Lettuce Red Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Romaine May-Oct.
Okra July-Oct.
Onions Red Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Red Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Yellow Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Yellow Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Cippolini yel/red June- Oct.+
Papaloo June- Oct.
Parsley May-Oct.
Parsley Root June- Oct.+
Peas June- Oct.
Peas Sugar Snap June- Oct.
Peppers July-Oct.
Peppers Colored July-Oct.
Peppers Hot July-Oct.
Potatoes Colored July-Oct.+
Potatoes Red June- Oct.+
Potatoes Russet June- Oct.+
Potatoes White June- Oct.+
Potatoes Yukon June- Oct.+
Pumpkins Oct.
Radicchio June- Oct.
Radish Black June- Oct.
Radishes May-Oct.
Radishes White May-Oct.
Rutabega May-June+
Scallions June- Oct.
Shallots June- Oct.+
Soybean June- Oct.+
Spinach year round
Spring Mix year round
Squash Summer June- Oct.
Squash Acorn Aug- Oct.+
Squash Butternut Aug- Oct.+
Squash Delicata Aug- Oct.+
Squash Hubbard Aug- Oct.+
Squash spaghetti Aug- Oct.+
Squash Kabocha Aug- Oct.+
Sunflowers June- Oct.
Sweet Potatoes July-Oct.+
Swiss Chard May-Oct.
Swiss Chard Rainbow May-Oct.
Tomatoes July-Oct.
Tomatoes Plum July-Oct.
Tomatoes Heriloom July-Oct.
Turnips May-Oct.
Watercress June- Oct.
Watermelon July-Oct.
Zucchini June-July
Zucchini Blossom June-July
Grains Sept-Dec.
Fresh Cut Zinnias June- Oct.

So where do you keep the sheep? Just out of curiosity, of course.

[bandl]

Clearly you've never been to my part of New York. Trust me, it ain't anything like NYC. But if you want NYC, I can get there in an hour.

Here's one of our fields (and one of our 8 tractors)


Here's a view of our farm from just outside the distillery


EDIT
And here's what we grow already. No mules needed.

Asparagus May-June
Artichoke July-Oct.
Arugula year round
Basil June- Oct
Basil Red June- Oct.
Beans June- Oct.
Beans Fava June- Oct.
Beans Wax June- Oct.
Beans Mixed Dry Sept-Dec.
Beets May-Oct.+
Broccoli June- Oct.
Broccoli Colored June- Oct.
Broccoli Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage June- Oct.+
Cabbage Napa June- Oct.
Cabbage Pointed June- Oct.
Cabbage Red June- Oct.+
Cantaloupe July-Oct.
Carrots May-Oct.+
Carrots Mixed Colors May-Oct.+
Celery June- Oct.
Celery Root June- Oct.+
Cilantro May-Oct.
Cauliflower Mixed June-Oct.
Cauliflower June-Oct.
Collards May-Oct.
Corn Bi-Color July-Oct.
Corn White July-Oct.
Corn Yellow July-Oct.
Cucumbers Kirby June- Oct.
Cucumbers Slicer June- Oct.
Culantro June- Oct.
Edible Gourds June- Oct.
Eggplant July-Oct.
Eggplant Italian July-Oct.
Eggplant White July-Oct.
Fennel July-Oct.
Garlic Bunched June- Oct.
Garlic Loose June- Oct.+
Herb Dill May-Oct.
Herb Mint June- Oct.
Herb Oregano June- Oct.
Herb Pineapple Mint June- Oct.
Herb Rosemary June- Oct.
Herb Sage June- Oct.
Herb Spearamint June- Oct.
Herb Thyme June- Oct.
Indian Corn Oct.
Kale Green May-Oct.+
Kale Red May-Oct.+
Kohlrabi May-Oct.
Leeks June- Oct.+
Lettuce Boston May-Oct.
Calaloo June- Oct.
Zucchini Yellow June- Oct.
Lettuce Green Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Iceberg May-Oct.
Lettuce Red Leaf May-Oct.
Lettuce Romaine May-Oct.
Okra July-Oct.
Onions Red Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Red Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Yellow Bunched June- Oct.
Onions Yellow Loose June- Oct.+
Onions Cippolini yel/red June- Oct.+
Papaloo June- Oct.
Parsley May-Oct.
Parsley Root June- Oct.+
Peas June- Oct.
Peas Sugar Snap June- Oct.
Peppers July-Oct.
Peppers Colored July-Oct.
Peppers Hot July-Oct.
Potatoes Colored July-Oct.+
Potatoes Red June- Oct.+
Potatoes Russet June- Oct.+
Potatoes White June- Oct.+
Potatoes Yukon June- Oct.+
Pumpkins Oct.
Radicchio June- Oct.
Radish Black June- Oct.
Radishes May-Oct.
Radishes White May-Oct.
Rutabega May-June+
Scallions June- Oct.
Shallots June- Oct.+
Soybean June- Oct.+
Spinach year round
Spring Mix year round
Squash Summer June- Oct.
Squash Acorn Aug- Oct.+
Squash Butternut Aug- Oct.+
Squash Delicata Aug- Oct.+
Squash Hubbard Aug- Oct.+
Squash spaghetti Aug- Oct.+
Squash Kabocha Aug- Oct.+
Sunflowers June- Oct.
Sweet Potatoes July-Oct.+
Swiss Chard May-Oct.
Swiss Chard Rainbow May-Oct.
Tomatoes July-Oct.
Tomatoes Plum July-Oct.
Tomatoes Heriloom July-Oct.
Turnips May-Oct.
Watercress June- Oct.
Watermelon July-Oct.
Zucchini June-July
Zucchini Blossom June-July
Grains Sept-Dec.
Fresh Cut Zinnias June- Oct.

So where do you keep the sheep? Just out of curiosity, of course.

Way out there in the fields towards the well house.
Wait, why do you want to know?

[93henfan]

He deposits his Swiss chard in the sheep when his wife is traveling.

[bandl]

He deposits his Swiss chard in the sheep when his wife is traveling.

Swing and a miss. Are you sober? Loser.
I expect better out of you. Try again. Maybe use a different vegetable.

[Grizalltheway]

So where do you keep the sheep? Just out of curiosity, of course.

Way out there in the fields towards the well house.
Wait, why do you want to know?

I told you I was just curious, asshole! Jesus.

[Chizzang]

2 hours from Bing..?
Are you up near Ft. Drum..?

[93henfan]

2 hours from Bing..?
Are you up near Ft. Drum..?

No he's south, dipshit.

ORANGE COUNTY distillery.

[bandl]

2 hours from Bing..?
Are you up near Ft. Drum..?

No he's south, dipshit.

ORANGE COUNTY distillery.

93 is drunk now and gets it.

[93henfan]

2 hours from Bing..?
Are you up near Ft. Drum..?

No he's south, dipshit.

ORANGE COUNTY distillery.

That was mean. I'm sorry.

[bandl]

No he's south, dipshit.

ORANGE COUNTY distillery.

That was mean. I'm sorry.

Pussy.

[Chizzang]

SOUTH..!!!
That's Dangerously close to NYC there in Goshen

[grizzaholic]

No he's south, dipshit.

ORANGE COUNTY distillery.

That was mean. I'm sorry.

Never apologize. It shows weakness.

[tribe_pride]

Yeah, but you're in New York.

Clearly you've never been to my part of New York. Trust me, it ain't anything like NYC. But if you want NYC, I can get there in an hour.

120 acres in NYC would be quite impressive.

[bandl]

SOUTH..!!!
That's Dangerously close to NYC there in Goshen

Hour without traffic (which starts around the Tappan Zee or Route 3)
Just far enough that I don't have to deal with that rat race (I had plenty of that living outside DC for 34 years).
But just close enough that I can get there quite easily for a weekend or distillery event if need be.

Don't worry, I'm far enough from the city that I can see plenty of stars here at night AND I don't even have to worry about smoke blocking my view.

[93henfan]

That was mean. I'm sorry.

Never apologize. It shows weakness.

Fuck off!