Gonorrhea...soon untreatable?

[D1B]

That's because you can't say "hi honey" in less than 50 fvcking paragraphs.

I think he's gay.

[JohnStOnge]

That's because you can't say "hi honey" in less than 50 fvcking paragraphs.

There's an element of truth to that. Wasn't good at small talk. Wasn't at ease with saying stuff like "hi honey" at all. Wanted substantive conversation.

[JohnStOnge]

I think he's gay.

Do you know how I can tell that there is no doubt that I'm completely heterosexual? Maybe not. But I'll tell you anyway.

Dreams.

All my life, when I've had erotic dreams, it's always been about women. No control over dreams. Your subconscious rules.

Other things too. Like I was raised Catholic. And I can remember how when I was entering puberty I'd be to the point where I couldn't stand up because a cute little girl was sitting close to me and I had a stiffy. You know what I mean. In Catholic Mass you stand up, kneel, sit down on cue. So I'm sitting or kneeling next to some cutie and smelling the way she smells, ect. And my body responded. And it's time to stand up and I can't do it without finding some way to get my hand down there and adjust things so it's not obvious.

No, don't worry. I have no doubts about what my sexual orientation is.