Ernst sashayed her way into the hearts of
Iowa-nanas (Iowidiots?) 
with the help of the local press who found her saying :
that Obama has “become a dictator” and suggested he should be impeached; told an NRA convention that she would be willing to take up her Smith & Wesson against the government “should they decide that my rights are no longer important”; spoken and voted in favor of state nullification of federal laws; said she still believes there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq when we invaded in 2003; and given credence to the notion that there is a United Nations-driven conspiracy called Agenda 21 that is, as she put it last year, set on “moving people off of their agricultural land and consolidating them into city centers, and then telling them that you don’t have property rights anymore.”
…to be bo-ring as hell. Tell us about castrating pigs after stunning them senseless with your horrific laugh!
So now America has their first Alex Jones Republican because Tea Party Republicans are so passé.
As a bonus — since Bachmann will be taking her delightful Marcus with her — Ernst will be dragging her own ‘ball and chain’ to DC with her by the name of Gail (IT IS TOO A MAN’S NAME) and he seems… charming:
Gail Ernst drew criticism recently over Facebook posts that were made public, in which he called Hillary Clinton a “lying hag,” former homeland security secretary Janet Napolitano a “traitorous skank,” and joked about shooting ex-wives (he is divorced from his first wife). He said:
What do you do if you see your ex running around in your front yard screaming and bloody? Stay calm. Reload. And try again.
The page has now been made private, and these screenshots were obtained by Democratic operatives and shared with the Des Moines Register while still visible to the public.
This forced Joni to thoroughly chastise him for saying things with his outside voice that are best kept as something private between a man and a woman to be used as intimate pillow talk during rough sex.
Gail (MAN’S NAME STILL, YOU GUYS) also mea culpa-ed, saying “I would like to apologize for the inappropriate comments I have made on Facebook, which I deeply regret. It is not the respect that women deserve or the example I want to set for my daughters.”
So, it’s all cool now.
Together they seem like your typical nice mid-western couple who totally don’t have a kidnapped-hitchhiker sex dungeon under their farmhouse that echoes with the sounds of weeping and creepy laughter, upsetting the cows and making them to refuse to give milk.
They should fit in well in Washington.
