PETA protests in Newark, DE

YoUDeeMan · Post by **YoUDeeMan** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:47 am

Protesters from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are planning a demonstration in front of UD's stadium Thursday evening.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4zhk8TXH6Y[/youtube]

Activist Granola Heartfeldt commented, "These lovely dolphins - mammals, just like us, are trapped in something called, "The Tub", and then slaughtered in front of thousands of onlookers. It's unconscionable that these people around here would pay to cheer on such barbaric behavior."

Long time UD fan, Ima Fisherman, had this response: "Meh, a lot of things are going to get carved up in here this year. We're bringing in some hornets, a couple of breeds of dogs, some seahawks, spiders, and some trash picking Indians."

Ima then offered Granola a cheeseburger and a beer, but Ms. Heartfeldt walked away in disgust.

Post by **Ibanez** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:35 am

Granola Heartfeldt? Ima Fisherman?

Post by **93henfan** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:09 am

Dolphins are not gentle or psychic. If they could talk they would not impart eco-wisdom or deep spiritual truth. Dolphins are violent predators with a predilection for baby killing and rape...

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/20 ... abies.html

10 Reasons Why Dolphins Are Assholes:
http://deepseanews.com/2013/02/10-reaso ... re-aholes/

Post by **andy7171** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:48 am

Anyone remember the King of the Hill when Hank gets dolphin raped? That was some funny shit!

Post by **green&gold75** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:52 am

Trash picking Indians?
Really?

Best you could do?

Post by **93henfan** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:03 am

green&gold75 wrote:Trash picking Indians?
Really?

Best you could do?

Refuse collecting Native Americans? Better?

YoUDeeMan · Post by **YoUDeeMan** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:08 am

green&gold75 wrote:Trash picking Indians?
Really?

Best you could do?

Does each student get one of these when you graduate?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3oOm7PcN_s[/youtube]

Post by **grizzaholic** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:42 pm

andy7171 wrote:Anyone remember the King of the Hill when Hank gets dolphin raped? That was some funny shit!

Now where did I put my South Park video .gif

Post by **green&gold75** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:54 pm

Cluck U wrote:
green&gold75 wrote:Trash picking Indians?
Really?

Best you could do?
Does each student get one of these when you graduate?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3oOm7PcN_s[/youtube]

Here's the thing.
I've come to expect a certain standard of quality and humor from BlueHen posters; this one (your original post) sadly misses the mark.
Your premise was solid and promising, but the rest of the post reads like you just lost interest in what you were doing.
Stick with your original idea, but let's rework the body of the post, this time with a little more effort and creativity, then get back to me.

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