Saw this on Facebook. (I hope political smack is OK over here. )
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These Southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists . 1.The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They dont like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Tuesday.
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