Annual April Fool's Day "I Hate Penn" thread

[Ivytalk]

A Penn football player is almost as macho as:

1. Bea Arthur
2. Oprah
3. Rock Hudson
4. Nancy Reagan
5. Rosie O'Donnell
6. Roseanne Barr
7. Rosalynn Carter
8. Ru Paul
9. Barney Frank
10. Ellen Degeneres

The average Penn football player is as sophisticated as:

1. Billy Bob Thornton
2. Larry the Cable Guy
3. PeeWee Herman
4. an American Idol contestant
5. a Dancing with the Stars contestant
6. Charles Barkley
7. Family Guy
8. Ray Guy
9.Tony Romo
10. Elmer Fudd

[89Hen]

Fuck all the Ivy's, especially Hahvahd.

[Ivytalk]

**** all the Ivy's, especially Hahvahd.

Whoa! What brought that on, Brother Hen? Still mourning the loss of your pole?

[Grizalltheway]

If only any Penn fans cared enough about their team to come on here and make this interesting.

[89Hen]

**** all the Ivy's, especially Hahvahd.

Whoa! What brought that on, Brother Hen? Still mourning the loss of your pole?

You know my position on the Ivy's.

[Ivytalk]

Whoa! What brought that on, Brother Hen? Still mourning the loss of your pole?

You know my position on the Ivy's.

Yeah, I suppose so.

Beat Nova.

[CitadelGrad]

Bea Arthur is (was) pretty macho.