Joe, Delaware is so damn small...I don't care if I carry that armpit or not...
But if you promise to just keep your mouth shut and make me look good in foreign affairs, then might pick you...
“Tolerance and Apathy are the last virtues of a dying society.” Aristotle
Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.
The Hens are looking to get fried at our next meeting...and, all jokes aside Joe, with my candidacy, the old money aren't going to take our whuppin their pale kid's azzes...you know.
So...here's the plan...
"That is how government works - we tell you what you can do today."
- EPA Kommissar Gina McCarthy
Uh uh um ah Joe uh uh you you you know that uh uh uh John Kerry didn't win in uh uh uh 2004 don't you? That means people in wheelchairs uh uh um ah still can't uh stand up when you uh tell them to.
Uh uh uh you know ah um uh you can put lipstick on ah ah a old dead fish and wrap it in a ah ah blanket and you you you can call it a pig. You readin me playa?
Joe, you really should quit downloading music for free from the internet.
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
coastal89 wrote:
Uh uh uh you know ah um uh you can put lipstick on ah ah a old dead fish and wrap it in a ah ah blanket and you you you can call it a pig. You readin me playa?
Biden: You better stick to the teleprompter Barry.
Uh ok Joe here's the deal. We uh gotta retake the social highground from McCain/Palin, so here's what we're gonna do. We uh call a press conference and anounce that we're both bisexual and we'll be runnin as the first openly gay couple. Got it.? Now suck my C**k, Ni**a.
“It’s like someone found a manic, doom-prophesying hobo in a sandwich board, shaved him, shot him full of Zoloft and gave him a show.” - The Buffalo Beast commenting on Glenn Beck
“It’s like someone found a manic, doom-prophesying hobo in a sandwich board, shaved him, shot him full of Zoloft and gave him a show.” - The Buffalo Beast commenting on Glenn Beck
JOE I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THE LAST BIT OF WATERMELON!
"Duty is the sublimest word in the English Language"
"Save in defense of my native State I hope to never again draw my sword"
Genl Robert E. Lee
Confederate States of America