ACC Reallignment Developments

[green&gold75]

Faced with the prospect of ACC disintegration stemming from school defections to the SEC and Big 10, 2 schools have opted for a proactive move. In a joint announcement today AD officials from Duke University and UVa released plans to have UVa and Duke serve as the nidus for a new all-sports conference. Joining the 2 current ACC schools will be Madeline's Tap and Ballet, Haverhamptonham Finishing School, and Heinrich's Conservatory for the Musically Gifted. More suprising was news that the new conference will also be joined by the ultra-elite univ trio of Debutantes-Only Univ, College of Hebrew Education, and the MIT clone, Technology Academy for Research and Development (collectively known as the D.O.U./C.H.E./T.A.R.D. schools)
UVa's AD hailed the shared values of the 8 schools "Each of our schools can rightfully boast of having stadium concession stands featuring not only Martha Stewart approved snacks, but also a tasteful selection of Bed Bath and Beyond products." He added "In terms of football, we are hopeful that we can be competitive with our new conference mates, but it's really about more than that. We feel that anyone who is really familiar with our attitudes and mentality will agree that UVa has a legitimate claim to being referred to as a D.O.U./C.H.E./T.A.R.D. caliber school!"

[dbackjon]

Awesome!!

[S F State Gaters]

Martha stewart. lol.