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APRIL 19--A California Highway Patrol office was briefly evacuated earlier this month when investigators became concerned that an arrestee might have been carrying a concealed explosive device. When officers collared Steven Ferrini on a drug charge, a search of the 60-year-old suspect turned up "a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch" in his pants pocket. "The wire was found to extend from the pant pocket to the subject's anus," according to a CHP report, a copy of which you'll find here.



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... 2vib1.html


Is it really true that these things where passed out to all Griz fans prior to their last two trips to Chattanooga??? :mrgreen:
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I don't know if I should :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: or :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: ...
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ChickenMan wrote:APRIL 19--A California Highway Patrol office was briefly evacuated earlier this month when investigators became concerned that an arrestee might have been carrying a concealed explosive device. When officers collared Steven Ferrini on a drug charge, a search of the 60-year-old suspect turned up "a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch" in his pants pocket. "The wire was found to extend from the pant pocket to the subject's anus," according to a CHP report, a copy of which you'll find here.



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... 2vib1.html


Is it really true that these things where passed out to all Griz fans prior to their last two trips to Chattanooga??? :mrgreen:
Yes, it is true. We were given the option of shitting all over ourselves like Delaware or going to the chipper with the BB's. We thought the choice was pretty clear at that point.
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Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
ChickenMan wrote:APRIL 19--A California Highway Patrol office was briefly evacuated earlier this month when investigators became concerned that an arrestee might have been carrying a concealed explosive device. When officers collared Steven Ferrini on a drug charge, a search of the 60-year-old suspect turned up "a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch" in his pants pocket. "The wire was found to extend from the pant pocket to the subject's anus," according to a CHP report, a copy of which you'll find here.



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... 2vib1.html


Is it really true that these things where passed out to all Griz fans prior to their last two trips to Chattanooga??? :mrgreen:
Yes, it is true. We were given the option of shitting all over ourselves like Delaware or going to the chipper with the BB's. We thought the choice was pretty clear at that point.
Didn't Delaware make the playoffs last year?
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grizzaholic wrote:
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: Yes, it is true. We were given the option of shitting all over ourselves like Delaware or going to the chipper with the BB's. We thought the choice was pretty clear at that point.
Didn't Delaware make the playoffs last year?
Vicariously, through the 5 CAA teams that did. :coffee:
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Grizalltheway wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:
Didn't Delaware make the playoffs last year?
Vicariously, through the 5 CAA teams that did. :coffee:
We helped prepare them for the playoffs, so we get part of the credit. Just like the Big Sky teams help prepare Montana for the first three round of the playoffs...

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Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
ChickenMan wrote:APRIL 19--A California Highway Patrol office was briefly evacuated earlier this month when investigators became concerned that an arrestee might have been carrying a concealed explosive device. When officers collared Steven Ferrini on a drug charge, a search of the 60-year-old suspect turned up "a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch" in his pants pocket. "The wire was found to extend from the pant pocket to the subject's anus," according to a CHP report, a copy of which you'll find here.



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... 2vib1.html


Is it really true that these things where passed out to all Griz fans prior to their last two trips to Chattanooga??? :mrgreen:
Yes, it is true. We were given the option of shitting all over ourselves like Delaware or going to the chipper with the BB's. We thought the choice was pretty clear at that point.
Technically, he did ask about the "last two trips to Chattanooga". UD came out with 1 title...clearly the better option. :thumb:
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