NDSU BISON* @ Eastern Washington University

[Wedgebuster]

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[Grizalltheway]

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JBB specializes in those.

[CatBlitz22]

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Did the hustling and bustling conglomerates with giant smiles on their faces as they roam around the FargoDome approve this release for immediate review?

[Wedgebuster]

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JBB specializes in those.

Even with no bump?

[houndawg]

Even with no bump.

Scientists at SIU's Geophysical Research Lab report that they are still recording strong aftershocks from the same location where a large seismic disturbance was reported on Saturday; the epicenter appears to be underneath the fargodome and bears the seismic signature of a nuclear meltdown....


I sure do hope that wasn't the sound of jb detonating his suicide vest.

[AZGrizFan]

Even with no bump.

Scientists at SIU's Geophysical Research Lab report that they are still recording strong aftershocks from the same location where a large seismic disturbance was reported on Saturday; the epicenter appears to be underneath the fargodome and bears the seismic signature of a nuclear meltdown....


I sure do hope that wasn't the sound of jb detonating his suicide vest.

JB has reported in as "all secure" from his underground bunker. We can all rest easy now.

[kalm]

Even with no bump.

Scientists at SIU's Geophysical Research Lab report that they are still recording strong aftershocks from the same location where a large seismic disturbance was reported on Saturday; the epicenter appears to be underneath the fargodome and bears the seismic signature of a nuclear meltdown....


I sure do hope that wasn't the sound of jb detonating his suicide vest.

JB has reported in as "all secure" from his underground bunker. We can all rest easy now.

Lots of abandoned Nike Missile sites around.

Look, he's giving a press conference:

[BlackFalkin]

asshat?

[GeauxSioux]

A view of recent melt down activity in Willmar MN.

[JBB]

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[BearIt]

Can't....




Let.....





It....



Die...........

Some one got video of that cheating motherfucker and his cowbell.

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I hope NDSU Alum don't find out where he lives. He may not make it to kindergarten.

[JBB]

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NDSU officials have announced they will not file an appeal with the NCAA regarding the fumble call in overtime.

“You feel bad but it is part of the game,” Taylor said. “It gets confirmed and you have to live with the call.”
http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/301846/

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[houndawg]

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NDSU officials have announced they will not file an appeal with the NCAA regarding the fumble call in overtime.



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Translation: The refs got it right.

[JBB]

Unfortunately they didnt. I dont think there is much discussion concerning the impropriety of some of those calls. Some seem to have universal agreement condemning them. Its time to switch the focus from were the calls bad to what can we do in the future to make sure the games unfold without improper influence on the outcome from the officials?

I have suggested:

1) More training

2) Weekly performance reviews

3) Accountablilty

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Unfortunately they didnt. I dont think there is much discussion concerning the impropriety of some of those calls. Some seem to have universal agreement condemning them. Its time to switch the focus from were the calls bad to what can we do in the future to make sure the games unfold without improper influence on the outcome from the officials?

I have suggested:

1) More training

2) Weekly performance reviews

3) Accountability

Good list. I might add the application of some cowbell repellent of some sort on game days and so forth but you've come up with a solid start.

[kalm]

Unfortunately they didnt. I dont think there is much discussion concerning the impropriety of some of those calls. Some seem to have universal agreement condemning them. Its time to switch the focus from were the calls bad to what can we do in the future to make sure the games unfold without improper influence on the outcome from the officials?

I have suggested:

1) More training

2) Weekly performance reviews

3) Accountablilty

4) United Nations observers in the replay booth (pull Hans Blix out of retirement)

5) Cowbell detectors at the gate.




(Damn you Ursus, beat me to it.)

[JBB]

Excellent insights kalm! Glad you are on board!

[Screamin_Eagle174]

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Happy Presidents Day!

Gym's closed, thought I'd rehash this fun thread. Some real gems in here.

Read the retired/locked thread on bisonville the other night, some great stuff in there too.
http://www.bisonville.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22455" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Grizo406]

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Happy Presidents Day!

Gym's closed, thought I'd rehash this fun thread. Some real gems in here.

Read the retired/locked thread on bisonville the other night, some great stuff in there too.
http://www.bisonville.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22455" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Some good ones for sure!

But, considering who the National Champion ended up being...my favorites was from ming & Tatanka..."eagles lack skill. they are bad." & "These guys would be middle of the pack at best in the mvfc. they can't take a hit."



How 'bout them Eagles, ming & Tatanka???

[houndawg]

Happy Presidents Day!

Gym's closed, thought I'd rehash this fun thread. Some real gems in here.

Read the retired/locked thread on bisonville the other night, some great stuff in there too.
http://www.bisonville.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22455" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Some good ones for sure!

But, considering who the National Champion ended up being...my favorites was from ming & Tatanka..."eagles lack skill. they are bad." & "These guys would be middle of the pack at best in the mvfc. they can't take a hit."

How 'bout them Eagles, ming & Tatanka???

I don't think they were trying to be insulting, Grizo, just the opposite since the Bison don't make it to middle-of-the-pack unless the mvc is having a down year.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

OMG

Didn't see that post before. Fucking hilarious!

[Screamin_Eagle174]

EASTERN MUTHAFXCKIN WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy your final victory of the year. You've had a nice season.

EWU is going to think they are playing a NFL team next week

[Grizo406]

Some good ones for sure!

But, considering who the National Champion ended up being...my favorites was from ming & Tatanka..."eagles lack skill. they are bad." & "These guys would be middle of the pack at best in the mvfc. they can't take a hit."

How 'bout them Eagles, ming & Tatanka???

I don't think they were trying to be insulting, Grizo, just the opposite since the Bison don't make it to middle-of-the-pack unless the mvc is having a down year.

No doubt, houndawg...no doubt at all!

[kalm]

The Golden Arm Committee is not amused by this bump.

[JBB]

The GAC approves the bump! Nice pic!