Now I know why ass drips like Joe Buck and Phil Simms piss me off so bad on broadcasts, I forgot how horrible the old trio of ESPN broadcasts with the aforementioned butt clinker, Joe Theisman, and super-douche Paul McGuire was.
Thanks Alamo bowl for bringing back that nightmare.
Fuck you Patrick, you are not only a semi-transparent bodied cephalopod, you would have to pay me to lick my asshole after morning coffee voiding.
Wedgie's right. Patrick basically sucked every single cock in the James family tonight, live and on national television, while pretty much condemning Mike Leach to federal fuck-me-in-the-ass prison. This went on the whole game. Believe it or not, I'm not overstating things by very much. It was embarrassing enough that I had to mute the poor dumb bastard.
He wasn't the only one, though. Bob Davie is a functional illiterate hopped up on goofballs and performed accordingly, and the camera guys showed Daddy's little princess at least every five minutes, standing on the sidelines looking like a total fucking douche-bugle. The little prick looks like he deserves worse than just a concussion.
bench wrote:Wedgie's right. Patrick basically sucked every single cock in the James family tonight, live and on national television, while pretty much condemning Mike Leach to federal fuck-me-in-the-ass prison. This went on the whole game. Believe it or not, I'm not overstating things by very much. It was embarrassing enough that I had to mute the poor dumb bastard.
He wasn't the only one, though. Bob Davie is a functional illiterate hopped up on goofballs and performed accordingly, and the camera guys showed Daddy's little princess at least every five minutes, standing on the sidelines looking like a total fucking douche-bugle. The little prick looks like he deserves worse than just a concussion.
bench wrote:Wedgie's right. Patrick basically sucked every single cock in the James family tonight, live and on national television, while pretty much condemning Mike Leach to federal fuck-me-in-the-ass prison. This went on the whole game. Believe it or not, I'm not overstating things by very much. It was embarrassing enough that I had to mute the poor dumb bastard.
He wasn't the only one, though. Bob Davie is a functional illiterate hopped up on goofballs and performed accordingly, and the camera guys showed Daddy's little princess at least every five minutes, standing on the sidelines looking like a total fucking douche-bugle. The little prick looks like he deserves worse than just a concussion.
You nailed it.
seconded. It literally was cringe worthy how much he was sucking up to the James family.
