I'll start:
Well, there's.......no, not him. OK, then, how about.....nah, fvcker escalated Vietnam with carpet bombing. Alright, how about..........meh, guy gave US taxpayer support to death squads in Central America. Hmmmm, OK, what do you think of...............eek, no!
Running out of candidates, boys, li'l help?!?!?!?!
Sheeit, the only decent Conk person in the last 70 years was Gerald Ford!

"And I say, 'Fvck the Nobel Committee!' I have executed orders to bomb Stockholm with cruise missiles beginning at 0600 tomorrow."





