We Need a New President...

[Winterborn]

You could put me down as Agriculture as well due to my farming and job backgrounds. Also after I am done with the Department of Interior streamlining, I am going to need something else to do for 30 hours a week.

I would actually put Kalm as VP. I feel like he is a natural at the role that a VP fills and would be very impartial in it.

You could fill the commerce/labor roles and CID could double dip with Homeland. After all if we are not posting on this site we should all have enough time to do two jobs.

As for people's reactions, they would hate me (and probably the rest of the team as well) due to cutting spending. Good news is all those laid off government employees can start competing for jobs at McDonald's.

Good point on the 2 jobs - I would give Fiver Energy along with Education.

I had thought about Ganny for VP but didn't want to waste him.

I've already accepted a position with a cushy DC lobbying firm where I'll make millions and spend my time taking cabinet members on junkets to Bora Bora.

Valid point, Ganny is too valuable to waste on a token position. Maybe Commerce or Labor?

Well everybody on here already knows I can be bought, so do you mind if I put a request for accommodations a bit early? Also what is your pull with the Swedish woman's sand volleyball team?

[SuperHornet]

Well everybody on here already knows I can be bought, so do you mind if I put a request for accommodations a bit early? Also what is your pull with the Swedish woman's sand volleyball team?

Has Ted DiBiase already gotten hold of you, Winterborn? As he well knows, everyone has his price. And he's already planning a '24 run and proposing Treasury nominees (IRS and John "Bradshaw" Layfield).

(Personally, I don't think I could support either of DiBiase's suggestions for Treasury. I'm afraid that IRS would behave just like the Jewish tax collectors working for the Romans did, falsifying all our returns so that we have to pay higher taxes than we would normally rate, just so he could line his own pocket. I'm also scared that JBL would speculate with all our taxes on the open market....)

[UNI88]

Good point on the 2 jobs - I would give Fiver Energy along with Education.

I had thought about Ganny for VP but didn't want to waste him.

I've already accepted a position with a cushy DC lobbying firm where I'll make millions and spend my time taking cabinet members on junkets to Bora Bora.

Valid point, Ganny is too valuable to waste on a token position. Maybe Commerce or Labor?

Well everybody on here already knows I can be bought, so do you mind if I put a request for accommodations a bit early? Also what is your pull with the Swedish woman's sand volleyball team?

I am currently developing tight relationships with the Brazilian women's sand volleyball teams and the Danish women's curling team. I'll get started with the Swedes asap.

Flaggy could be excellent at Commerce and Labor. Any union leaders step out of line and they'll end up taking a nap at the Meadowlands or similar. It will make streamlining the other departments much easier.

[93henfan]

I swell with pride that it took a guy from Delaware to finally get us out of Afghanistan.

[89Hen]

I just want a cushy Ambassador position.

I would put you in charge of the IRS. Feel free to streamline it a bit.

Hello flat tax and consumption tax.

[Ibanez]

My opinion is directly related to how likely I can get a cabinet level position.

Let's fill out that cabinet ...

VP - Kalm
State - CID
Treasury - AZ
Defense - Ibanez
Justice (Attorney General) - Ivy
Interior - Winter
Agriculture - Winter
Commerce - Flaggy
Labor - Flaggy
Health and Human Services - ?
Housing and Urban Development - ?
Transportation - ?
Energy - Fiver
Education - Fiver
Veterans Affairs - ?
Homeland Security - CID

How would the woke left react to a conservative POTUS from Team Brown?

I’m not sure you want me at Defense. I’ll serve with pride and a heavy hand. I’ll stay out of everyone’s business until provoked then rain down heavy metal. Swift, brutal punishment.


And Col Hogan is the only VA Sec that makes sense.


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[89Hen]

I will say, he has a point that if the Afghan people wouldn't fight the last week, we shouldn't be there.

[UNI88]

Let's fill out that cabinet ...

VP - Kalm
State - CID
Treasury - AZ
Defense - Ibanez
Justice (Attorney General) - Ivy
Interior - Winter
Agriculture - Winter
Commerce - Flaggy
Labor - Flaggy
Health and Human Services - ?
Housing and Urban Development - ?
Transportation - ?
Energy - Fiver
Education - Fiver
Veterans Affairs - ?
Homeland Security - CID

How would the woke left react to a conservative POTUS from Team Brown?

I’m not sure you want me at Defense. I’ll serve with pride and a heavy hand. I’ll stay out of everyone’s business until provoked then rain down heavy metal. Swift, brutal punishment.

And Col Hogan is the only VA Sec that makes sense.

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Good call on Hogie!

I put you there because you've worked in Defense, you're level-headed and you seem to understand streamlining and process improvement.

[Ibanez]

I’m not sure you want me at Defense. I’ll serve with pride and a heavy hand. I’ll stay out of everyone’s business until provoked then rain down heavy metal. Swift, brutal punishment.

And Col Hogan is the only VA Sec that makes sense.

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Good call on Hogie!

I put you there because you've worked in Defense, you're level-headed and you seem to understand streamlining and process improvement.

Thanks. I gladly accept.

FYI - in case this comes up during my confirmation hearing...I'm not an alcoholic. I'm Irish.

[Winterborn]

Well everybody on here already knows I can be bought, so do you mind if I put a request for accommodations a bit early? Also what is your pull with the Swedish woman's sand volleyball team?

Has Ted DiBiase already gotten hold of you, Winterborn? As he well knows, everyone has his price. And he's already planning a '24 run and proposing Treasury nominees (IRS and John "Bradshaw" Layfield).

(Personally, I don't think I could support either of DiBiase's suggestions for Treasury. I'm afraid that IRS would behave just like the Jewish tax collectors working for the Romans did, falsifying all our returns so that we have to pay higher taxes than we would normally rate, just so he could line his own pocket. I'm also scared that JBL would speculate with all our taxes on the open market....)

While my NDA prevents me from discussing the specifics of our arrangement, it does not prevent me from asking questions and exploring other opportunities.

[Winterborn]

Valid point, Ganny is too valuable to waste on a token position. Maybe Commerce or Labor?

Well everybody on here already knows I can be bought, so do you mind if I put a request for accommodations a bit early? Also what is your pull with the Swedish woman's sand volleyball team?

I am currently developing tight relationships with the Brazilian women's sand volleyball teams and the Danish women's curling team. I'll get started with the Swedes asap.

Flaggy could be excellent at Commerce and Labor. Any union leaders step out of line and they'll end up taking a nap at the Meadowlands or similar. It will make streamlining the other departments much easier.

Interesting and quite forward thinking of you. We might be able to do business in the future.

And Flaggy would make a fine cabinet head for Commerce and Labor. He would be a real advantage during the "restructuring and cleaning house" portion. I could just point down to the hall to his office and ask the offending party if they would want to run their complaint by the guy who "talked" to the individual that put pineapple on the pizza they had ordered in for a lunch meeting. After all, just because a person disappeared after a meeting. one shouldn't draw any conclusion from it.

[Winterborn]

I would put you in charge of the IRS. Feel free to streamline it a bit.

Hello flat tax and consumption tax.

I realize that I have no vote in the matter, but as a private citizen I am for it.

[Ibanez]

I guess a Navy RP isn't good enough for Defense, 88?

RP is NGE.

[GannonFan]

I will say, he has a point that if the Afghan people wouldn't fight the last week, we shouldn't be there.

Absolutely agree - it's their country, if they don't want the Taliban there, they could've shown that by resisting. With that said, that doesn't come close to excusing the fact that there was no withdraw plan and we had folks so desperate to leave they were clinging to the fuselage of planes before they lost their grips and fell to their deaths. We knew we were leaving, and we sure didn't look like we were ready to do that. That's the part we own.

[UNI88]

I would put you in charge of the IRS. Feel free to streamline it a bit.

Hello flat tax and consumption tax.

When you're finished there we'll see about a good ambassadorial position. You seem to be an ale lover - UK or Ireland?

[GannonFan]

Hello flat tax and consumption tax.

When you're finished there we'll see about a good ambassadorial position. You seem to be an ale lover - UK or Ireland?

I'd take the ambassadorship to the UK. Have even floated the idea to the wife that retiring there would be pretty cool. Fairly temperate, proximity to places to visit in Europe, get to see plenty of soccer games - not a bad way to retire.

[UNI88]

When you're finished there we'll see about a good ambassadorial position. You seem to be an ale lover - UK or Ireland?

I'd take the ambassadorship to the UK. Have even floated the idea to the wife that retiring there would be pretty cool. Fairly temperate, proximity to places to visit in Europe, get to see plenty of soccer games - not a bad way to retire.

I have to check with SD but I think you're in line to be Chief of Staff.

[AZGrizFan]

I'd take the ambassadorship to the UK. Have even floated the idea to the wife that retiring there would be pretty cool. Fairly temperate, proximity to places to visit in Europe, get to see plenty of soccer games - not a bad way to retire.

I have to check with SD but I think you're in line to be Chief of Staff.

I’d want GF as my press secretary if I were president.

[CAA Flagship]

I am currently developing tight relationships with the Brazilian women's sand volleyball teams and the Danish women's curling team. I'll get started with the Swedes asap.

Flaggy could be excellent at Commerce and Labor. Any union leaders step out of line and they'll end up taking a nap at the Meadowlands or similar. It will make streamlining the other departments much easier.

Interesting and quite forward thinking of you. We might be able to do business in the future.

And Flaggy would make a fine cabinet head for Commerce and Labor. He would be a real advantage during the "restructuring and cleaning house" portion. I could just point down to the hall to his office and ask the offending party if they would want to run their complaint by the guy who "talked" to the individual that put pineapple on the pizza they had ordered in for a lunch meeting. After all, just because a person disappeared after a meeting. one shouldn't draw any conclusion from it.

In my first order of business, I will bring back the slogan "Speak softly and carry a big stick". The campaign will use these graphics to promote the message:

[CID1990]

My opinion is directly related to how likely I can get a cabinet level position.

Let's fill out that cabinet ...

VP - Kalm
State - CID
Treasury - AZ
Defense - Ibanez
Justice (Attorney General) - Ivy
Interior - Winter
Agriculture - Winter
Commerce - Flaggy
Labor - Flaggy
Health and Human Services - ?
Housing and Urban Development - ?
Transportation - ?
Energy - Fiver
Education - Fiver
Veterans Affairs - Colonel Hogan
Homeland Security - CID

How would the woke left react to a conservative POTUS from Team Brown?

I don’t want State. State is vestigial and does not make foreign policy .... the NSC does. It really and truly is a “deep state” and nobody really knows or cares

The NSC and NatSec advisor are not Senate confirmed, are not subject to Congressional oversight, and should be abolished.

I disagree with the existence of DHS too so I dont want that either

“If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve.”

I send 93 and Ivy in my stead


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[houndawg]

Too bad we can't recall Biden as there's no provision for it in the Constitution. And the other methods of removing him (impeachment doesn't seem to apply right now and that idiot Nancy wouldn't stand for it; the other way has the same problems) won't happen with the current make-up of the Congress. There's also the drawback that the way the rules are currently written, there's a major drawback with ANY way Biden were to be removed: the next in line is that incompetent Commie Harris.

It's probably best that we look to '24. My primary choice, as always, is Sarah Palin. You all know that. You might think she's crazy, but she's not really Trump crazy. But what about a compromise candidate?

I hereby start a committee to draft SD Hornet for President! He's probably the best of all we know from a Conservative perspective to handle the White House without doing stupid crap like Trump did and without looking like a senile fool like Biden....

That whiny bitch?

[houndawg]

I nominate Amy Grant. She's a good Christian woman.

A good Christian HOMEWRECKING WHORE!

Jezebel!

[HI54UNI]

I'll take education and energy. Education job will last about 10 minutes. First will be the following message - Parents, if you don't want your kids to be stupid get involved in their education and get your local school district to implement standards that improve the education of students. If you're school won't change then move (I'm looking at everybody that lives in Alabama at this point). 2nd message, Dept. of Ed employees - you're all fired because we're eliminating the department and leaving education to the states where it belongs.

Energy - start building NextGen nuclear plants. Implement policies to support coal and gas plants until the nuke plants can get built. Then shut the coal plants down. Gas plants continue for peaks and emergencies. No more subsidies for wind or solar.

[Ivytalk]

I'll take education and energy. Education job will last about 10 minutes. First will be the following message - Parents, if you don't want your kids to be stupid get involved in their education and get your local school district to implement standards that improve the education of students. If you're school won't change then move (I'm looking at everybody that lives in Alabama at this point). 2nd message, Dept. of Ed employees - you're all fired because we're eliminating the department and leaving education to the states where it belongs.

Energy - start building NextGen nuclear plants. Implement policies to support coal and gas plants until the nuke plants can get built. Then shut the coal plants down. Gas plants continue for peaks and emergencies. No more subsidies for wind or solar.

Why don’t you abolish Energy while you’re at it?

[HI54UNI]

I'll take education and energy. Education job will last about 10 minutes. First will be the following message - Parents, if you don't want your kids to be stupid get involved in their education and get your local school district to implement standards that improve the education of students. If you're school won't change then move (I'm looking at everybody that lives in Alabama at this point). 2nd message, Dept. of Ed employees - you're all fired because we're eliminating the department and leaving education to the states where it belongs.

Energy - start building NextGen nuclear plants. Implement policies to support coal and gas plants until the nuke plants can get built. Then shut the coal plants down. Gas plants continue for peaks and emergencies. No more subsidies for wind or solar.

Why don’t you abolish Energy while you’re at it?

I'd be OK with that too. Then the president can appoint me to FERC.