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This may have been posted before, but I don't have the time to search.

Bees are racist and pollen is a hate crime. :?

'Hate crime' against S.C. mayor turns out to be pollen
The mayor of a small town in South Carolina remains adamant that she was targeted in a hate crime despite police determining that the yellow substance found all over the car was pollen.

Darnell Byrd McPherson, the mayor of Lamar, told Newsweek that she filed a police report on Feb. 7 claiming that a “yellow, sticky substance” had been found all over her’s and her husband’s cars.

“I likened it as a hate crime because No. 1, there’s a history in our town of Lamar,” she said.

In a statement to a local ABC affiliate, Ms. McPherson claimed that during the 1970s, “crosses were burned in the yard of our home when my Mother was involved with the civil rights movement. On this very same corner in this very same front yard!”

Ms. McPherson complained that police never took a sample of the substance on their cars before they were cleaned the next day.

“The substance wasn’t saved and the cars were actually cleaned — pressure-washed twice — there was no substance, and so they didn’t have it for the investigation,” the mayor told Newsweek.

“It’s something,” she said. “Something that’s sticky that’s stuck to my car and took two different solutions to get it off.”

Darlington County Sheriff’s Office Lieutenant Robby Kilgo told Newsweek that the substance was determined to be pollen.

“We found it to be pollen,” he said. “There was no reason for us to collect a sample.”

Ms. McPherson insisted that the incident was some form of targeted vandalism and had
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Baldy wrote:This may have been posted before, but I don't have the time to search.

Bees are racist and pollen is a hate crime. :?

'Hate crime' against S.C. mayor turns out to be pollen
The mayor of a small town in South Carolina remains adamant that she was targeted in a hate crime despite police determining that the yellow substance found all over the car was pollen.

Darnell Byrd McPherson, the mayor of Lamar, told Newsweek that she filed a police report on Feb. 7 claiming that a “yellow, sticky substance” had been found all over her’s and her husband’s cars.

“I likened it as a hate crime because No. 1, there’s a history in our town of Lamar,” she said.

In a statement to a local ABC affiliate, Ms. McPherson claimed that during the 1970s, “crosses were burned in the yard of our home when my Mother was involved with the civil rights movement. On this very same corner in this very same front yard!”

Ms. McPherson complained that police never took a sample of the substance on their cars before they were cleaned the next day.

“The substance wasn’t saved and the cars were actually cleaned — pressure-washed twice — there was no substance, and so they didn’t have it for the investigation,” the mayor told Newsweek.

“It’s something,” she said. “Something that’s sticky that’s stuck to my car and took two different solutions to get it off.”

Darlington County Sheriff’s Office Lieutenant Robby Kilgo told Newsweek that the substance was determined to be pollen.

“We found it to be pollen,” he said. “There was no reason for us to collect a sample.”

Ms. McPherson insisted that the incident was some form of targeted vandalism and had
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Nah...that's Darlington. That's trailer park people.

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Ibanez wrote:
Baldy wrote:This may have been posted before, but I don't have the time to search.

Bees are racist and pollen is a hate crime. :?

'Hate crime' against S.C. mayor turns out to be pollen



Ibanez...these are your people. :dunce: :ohno:
Nah...that's Darlington. That's trailer park people.

I'm from the Low Country. We're more refined. :king:
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CID1990 wrote:
Ibanez wrote:
Nah...that's Darlington. That's trailer park people.

I'm from the Low Country. We're more refined. :king:
Or at least the coagulative properties of your blood serum are more refined
Darlington is full of meth heads.


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Fetuses aren't people with rights, but they can internalize society's notions of gender. :dunce:
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Pwns wrote: Fetuses aren't people with rights, but they can internalize society's notions of gender. :dunce:
That's a damn smart 'clump of cells'. :ugeek:

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Baldy wrote:
Pwns wrote: Fetuses aren't people with rights, but they can internalize society's notions of gender. :dunce:
That's a damn smart 'clump of cells'. :ugeek:
One case study by one person (who's an "education researcher with an interest in Women's Studies") does not allow someone to claim it as fact. And she doesn't; she simply states her personal findings.

I'm not dismissing this as invalid, but it's one body of work. And she's neither a biologist, psychologist, chemist, or a professor of any scientific or medical field. And looking online, this is literally her only published piece. It takes researchers with various backgrounds to draw up solid conclusions, especially in research which involves everything from cellular structures to human psychology.

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Baldy wrote:
Pwns wrote: Fetuses aren't people with rights, but they can internalize society's notions of gender. :dunce:
That's a damn smart 'clump of cells'. :ugeek:
All this means is you knew you were a dick before you were even born.

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kalm wrote:
Baldy wrote: That's a damn smart 'clump of cells'. :ugeek:
All this means is you knew you were a dick before you were even born.

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kalm wrote:
Baldy wrote: That's a damn smart 'clump of cells'. :ugeek:
All this means is you knew you were a dick before you were even born.

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Jussie Smollett is nominated for an NAACP Award, and host Anthony Anderson hopes he wins
Amazing. :rofl:

Just days after the prosecutors dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett, who had been indicted on 16 counts of disorderly conduct, the "Empire" actor could again make headlines.

Smollett is nominated for the 2019 NAACP Image Awards, scheduled for Saturday. Six-time host and "Black-ish" star Anthony Anderson told Variety on Wednesday that he hopes to see the controversial actor there.

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Baldy wrote:Jussie Smollett is nominated for an NAACP Award, and host Anthony Anderson hopes he wins
Amazing. :rofl:

Just days after the prosecutors dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett, who had been indicted on 16 counts of disorderly conduct, the "Empire" actor could again make headlines.

Smollett is nominated for the 2019 NAACP Image Awards, scheduled for Saturday. Six-time host and "Black-ish" star Anthony Anderson told Variety on Wednesday that he hopes to see the controversial actor there.

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So you're saying that being cleared of all charges is good..? (Right..?)
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Chizzang wrote:
Baldy wrote:Jussie Smollett is nominated for an NAACP Award, and host Anthony Anderson hopes he wins
Amazing. :rofl:

Just days after the prosecutors dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett, who had been indicted on 16 counts of disorderly conduct, the "Empire" actor could again make headlines.

Smollett is nominated for the 2019 NAACP Image Awards, scheduled for Saturday. Six-time host and "Black-ish" star Anthony Anderson told Variety on Wednesday that he hopes to see the controversial actor there.

:lol:
So you're saying that being cleared of all charges is good..? (Right..?)
Sometimes. Maybe.

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Chizzang wrote:
Baldy wrote:Jussie Smollett is nominated for an NAACP Award, and host Anthony Anderson hopes he wins
Amazing. :rofl:

Just days after the prosecutors dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett, who had been indicted on 16 counts of disorderly conduct, the "Empire" actor could again make headlines.

Smollett is nominated for the 2019 NAACP Image Awards, scheduled for Saturday. Six-time host and "Black-ish" star Anthony Anderson told Variety on Wednesday that he hopes to see the controversial actor there.

:lol:
So you're saying that being cleared of all charges is good..? (Right..?)
It is, especially if you are the one who is charged. However, in this case, the charges were dropped. There is a big difference between the two. :nod:

Plus, he still has major issues with the Feds.

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Chizzang wrote:
Baldy wrote:Jussie Smollett is nominated for an NAACP Award, and host Anthony Anderson hopes he wins
Amazing. :rofl:

Just days after the prosecutors dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett, who had been indicted on 16 counts of disorderly conduct, the "Empire" actor could again make headlines.

Smollett is nominated for the 2019 NAACP Image Awards, scheduled for Saturday. Six-time host and "Black-ish" star Anthony Anderson told Variety on Wednesday that he hopes to see the controversial actor there.

:lol:
So you're saying that being cleared of all charges is good..? (Right..?)
There is a difference between clearing one of all charges and declining to prosecute despite overwhelming evidence of guilt.
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CitadelGrad wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
So you're saying that being cleared of all charges is good..? (Right..?)
There is a difference between clearing one of all charges and declining to prosecute despite overwhelming evidence of guilt.
it's a travesty the way rich people get treated differently by our justice system...

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Chizzang wrote:
CitadelGrad wrote:
There is a difference between clearing one of all charges and declining to prosecute despite overwhelming evidence of guilt.
it's a travesty the way rich people get treated differently by our justice system...

:ohno:

Robert Kraft Jesse Smollette OJ Simpson
I heard they aren't even gonna throw Hilary Clinton in jail and she kills people almost every day
I wouldn't include Kraft in that group. He just tried to get his dick tugged a little. No biggie. The crimes of the others are much more serious.
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Baldy wrote:This may have been posted before, but I don't have the time to search.

Bees are racist and pollen is a hate crime. :?

'Hate crime' against S.C. mayor turns out to be pollen
The mayor of a small town in South Carolina remains adamant that she was targeted in a hate crime despite police determining that the yellow substance found all over the car was pollen.

Darnell Byrd McPherson, the mayor of Lamar, told Newsweek that she filed a police report on Feb. 7 claiming that a “yellow, sticky substance” had been found all over her’s and her husband’s cars.

“I likened it as a hate crime because No. 1, there’s a history in our town of Lamar,” she said.

In a statement to a local ABC affiliate, Ms. McPherson claimed that during the 1970s, “crosses were burned in the yard of our home when my Mother was involved with the civil rights movement. On this very same corner in this very same front yard!”

Ms. McPherson complained that police never took a sample of the substance on their cars before they were cleaned the next day.

“The substance wasn’t saved and the cars were actually cleaned — pressure-washed twice — there was no substance, and so they didn’t have it for the investigation,” the mayor told Newsweek.

“It’s something,” she said. “Something that’s sticky that’s stuck to my car and took two different solutions to get it off.”

Darlington County Sheriff’s Office Lieutenant Robby Kilgo told Newsweek that the substance was determined to be pollen.

“We found it to be pollen,” he said. “There was no reason for us to collect a sample.”

Ms. McPherson insisted that the incident was some form of targeted vandalism and had
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Oh JFC!
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kalm wrote:
Oh JFC!
If anybody ever really needed any evidence that religions are pretty much just stupid
well here it is...

Lets make up stuff a thousand years ago
and see how many idiots are still doing it a hundred decades later

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Chizzang wrote:
kalm wrote:
Oh JFC!
If anybody ever really needed any evidence that religions are pretty much just stupid
well here it is...

Lets make up stuff a thousand years ago
and see how many idiots are still doing it a hundred decades later

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AZGrizFan wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
If anybody ever really needed any evidence that religions are pretty much just stupid
well here it is...

Lets make up stuff a thousand years ago
and see how many idiots are still doing it a hundred decades later

:suspicious:
Sad, too. She's super-fine, but we'll never know. :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Imagine what it would take to convince women to start wearing a bag over their entire body today ?

:suspicious:

You need to wear a bag because I can't control myself if I see what you look like

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Chizzang wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Sad, too. She's super-fine, but we'll never know. :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Imagine what it would take to convince women to start wearing a bag over their entire body today ?

:suspicious:

You need to wear a bag because I can't control myself if I see what you look like

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Shit, I thought it was Omar. You SOB!

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