Trump throws his toupee into the POTUS ring

[dbackjon]

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)—Donald Trump is finally taking the plunge.

The real estate mogul and TV reality star launched his presidential campaign Tuesday, ending more than two decades of persistent flirtation with the idea of running for the Oval Office.

"So, ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for president of the United States, and we are going to make our country great again," Trump told the crowd, in a lengthy and meandering speech that hit on his signature issues like currency manipulation from China and job creation, as well as taking shots at the President and his 2016 competitors.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Let's do the Humpty Trump, c'mon let's do the humpty trump.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs[/youtube]

[Grizalltheway]

Let's not

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Let's not

Please?

[ASUG8]

Trump is a buffoon.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Trump is a buffoon.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Don't be a two pump chump, vote for Trump.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Kris Kross will make you Trump Trump.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk[/youtube]






Lady and the Trump.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Trumpelstiltskin bitches!

[andy7171]

Be a buffoon he may be, but what he said pertaining to China, Japan, Mexico, ext made perfect common sense.

[Baldy]

klam has found his man. Trump said he would pay for his campaign himself. No contributions from corporate donors.

Given the boring ass white bread selections we have now, Trump is gonna make it that much more fun.

[andy7171]

klam has found his man. Trump said he would pay for his campaign himself. No contributions from corporate donors.

Given the boring ass white bread selections we have now, Trump is gonna make it that much more fun.

Hillary's worse case scenario, a debate including Fiorino and Trump. I would love to see that happen.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

If Trump wins maybe he will change the Whitehouse address from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave to 21 Trump Street?

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Trump is a buffoon.

No worse than the current baboon

[D1B]

Trump = Tman6.93 with hair.

[JohnStOnge]

Trump is a buffoon.

Yes it's obvious but it's still SO true. It's amazing to me that such a complete clown is so rich. No way he could be in touch with reality and not realize he's wasting his money running for President. This is from April but I don't think anything has changed significantly:

http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/16/poll- ... candidate/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Trump’s low favorability percentage is not a function of voters being uncertain about him. Only three percent of those polled said they were “not sure” about whether they would vote for the businessman, the lowest uncertainty score among the 18 Republicans in the poll.

While 26 percent said they “might consider” voting for Trump, 62 percent said they would “never consider” voting for him.

I dunno. Maybe this is just some kind of publicity stunt that he judges will make him more money than he loses in some way. Maybe he's a smart guy who realizes acting like a buffoon in this context will end up making him money.

But he's embarrassing himself, no doubt.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Whatever you say country Trumpkin

[kalm]

Trumpelstiltskin bitches!

For the love of God, Ursus, please stop...

[BDKJMU]

[kalm]

klam has found his man. Trump said he would pay for his campaign himself. No contributions from corporate donors.

Given the boring ass white bread selections we have now, Trump is gonna make it that much more fun.

Hey, if a man can buy the throne, who am I to judge?

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Trumpelstiltskin bitches!

For the love of God, Ursus, please stop...

Ya know the House of Pain is in effect kalm.

Hit play and sing along kalmy!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZaz7OqyTHQ[/youtube]

"Trump Around"

Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling Trump across the ceiling
Mugs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps in the trunk
And I got more rhymes than there's cops at a "Dunkin Donuts" shop
Sure enough I got props from the peops on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops

[Chorus:]
I came to get down
I came to get down
So get out your seats and Trump around
Trump around, Trump around , Trump around
Trump up, Trump up and get down.
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump

I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe
If Hillary steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
'Cause I got cash but you ain't got none
If you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you're a fool, 'cause I duel to the death
Trying to step to me you'll take your last breath
I got the skill, come get your fill
'Cause when I shoot to give, I shoot to kill

[Chorus]

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Trying to play me out like as if my name was ISIS
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck get down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya China, I'm coming to get ya North or South korea
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya

[Chorus]
I came to get down
I came to get down
So get out your seats and Trump around
Trump around, Trump around , Trump around
Trump up, Trump up and get down.
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump

Yo, this is dedicated
To kalm, The Eagle, bleedingheart
Grab yo bozac, punk

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

I prefer Trumpthumping by Chumbawamba

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I prefer Trumpthumping by Chumbawamba

Fuck you, that was my next one you dickhole. I was gonna name the band Trumpawumba though.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Were you

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Oh and quit being a Trumpapotomas