The Rev. Algore was in Iowa yesterday preaching his global warming gospel. To Algore's credit he flew to Iowa on a commercial plane instead of flying on a private plane. I know a guy that was on the plane with Algore and he says that Algore made them 40 minutes late because he wouldn't check his bags. He said that the airline employees messed around for quite a while trying to get them in the overhead bins that were too small for his luggage.
The best part was when they landed in Iowa Algore wanted them to let his car come to the gate to pick him up. The airline staff told him that wasn't allowed per FAA regulations. Algore then dropped the "do you know who I am" on them

and they responded with "yes but the FAA doesn't allow it so you will have to go through the terminal just like everybody else".
What a douchebag.
Also no reports if he was successful in finding manbearpig in Iowa.
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