North Korea faxes in its threats

[Ibanez]

North Korea sent a fax to South Korea on Thursday, threatening to "strike mercilessly without notice" after protests against the secretive regime this week in Seoul.

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WTF? A fax? They must mean bidness!

[ASUG8]

They would have e-mailed it on their 14.4 baud modem, but South Korea blocked lilkimjunguno@aol.com.

[Ibanez]

They would have e-mailed it on their 14.4 baud modem, but South Korea blocked lilkimjunguno@aol.com.

I don't know if Windows 95 can handle the workload of the North Korean gov't.

[Pwns]

That government is such a joke...I think we can all agree on that.

[Ivytalk]

"If you don't stop those protests immediately, we shall taunt you for a second time! And we mean it!"

[CAA Flagship]

North Korea sent the fax after several failed attempts to reach South Korea with the message folded up as a paper airplane and launched. Earlier they tried using carrier pigeons but, when released, they flew eastward and crashed into the Sea of Japan kamikaze style. No word on whether they were able to sober up the Indians they hired to help with smoke signals.

[SDHornet]

[ASUG8]

"If you don't stop those protests immediately, we shall taunt you for a second time! And we mean it!"

The DMZ, circa 1450.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s[/youtube]

It never gets old.

[Ibanez]

I bet I know why the uncle was killed. Kim Jong Un was faxing the first threat and the Uncle picked up the phone to order pizza. We all know what that works on a modem.

[VictorG]

Someone should fax them back a picture of a B2 and a couple F22's....

Or fax them a message telling them they have to keep Rodman!