The U.S. invades U.S.A. (wins hearts and minds)

Chizzang · Post by **Chizzang** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:25 pm

In recent news The United States invaded itself... was greeted as liberators and quickly won the hearts and minds of it's citizens. The victorious military went to work right away rebuilding the dilapidated infrastructure and quickly putting it's conquered citizens to work

Generally considered a success all the way around...

Post by **Ivytalk** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:13 am

I love that story! -- Peewee Herman, Esq.

YoUDeeMan · Post by **YoUDeeMan** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:26 am

Just like Egypt, we need the military to dump an elected president who is catering to special interests and dividing the people.

Jail all the politicians and lobbyists for a three year term and make them earn their way out by picking up trash while patrolling the border.

Real elections, local ones, will commence 90 days after the coup in the style of the FCS playoffs. Regionalization, with the winners moving on, will follow with elections to state and federal positions.

No media coverage allowed. Grass roots only. Know your neighbors...elect your neighbors.

Afterwards, the military will be divided into two factions. One army for home defense and border safety, paid for by our taxes.

The second faction would be for world affairs, paid for entirely by private businesses with no tax breaks and no connection to our politicians.

Violators, politicians and businessmen, would be shot by our local military.

Post by **kalm** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:56 am

Brilliant! And they can pay for reconstruction with $'s from their rebuilt oil production!

Post by **DSUrocks07** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:44 am

kalm wrote:Brilliant! And they can pay for reconstruction with $'s from their rebuilt oil production!

Satire with an ironic truth attached to it. I like it!

YoUDeeMan · Post by **YoUDeeMan** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:19 am

Wait...they have mapped locations of, "Undiscovered Technically Recoverable Resources?"

Post by **Ibanez** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:05 pm

Cluck U wrote:Wait...they have mapped locations of, "Undiscovered Technically Recoverable Resources?"

Ground penetrating radar?

Sent from my iPhone

Post by **Grizalltheway** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:15 pm

Ibanez wrote:
Cluck U wrote:Wait...they have mapped locations of, "Undiscovered Technically Recoverable Resources?"

Ground penetrating radar?

Sent from my iPhone

Fancy computer machine thingies.

YoUDeeMan · Post by **YoUDeeMan** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:50 pm

Ibanez wrote:
Cluck U wrote:Wait...they have mapped locations of, "Undiscovered Technically Recoverable Resources?"

Ground penetrating radar?

Sent from my iPhone

They'd still be "discovered."

Undeveloped, but discovered. Similar to your gayness.

YoUDeeMan · Post by **YoUDeeMan** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:51 pm

In light of other misunderstandings...

...gayness.

Post by **Ivytalk** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:54 pm

HEAR THAT, RAUL? GAYNESS!

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