Reason Dope Benedict Quit - "God told me to"

[D1B]

Classic catholic and fundamentalist bullshit - as if god is speaking to that asshole.

Did got tell him to protect pedophiles?

When asked why he stepped down from the Throne of Peter, the Pope Emeritus said “God told me to.” Ratzinger then apparently added that there was no apparition or any phenomenon of this kind. It was a “mystical experience”. The Lord planted the seed of an “absolute desire” in his heart “to remain alone with him, secluded in prayer." According to the source, this mystical experience has lasted throughout all of these past months, increasing his longing for a unique and direct relationship with the Lord. The more the ope Emeritus observes the "charisma" of his successor, Pope Francis, the more he realizes that his decision to resign the papacy was "the will of God," Zenit reports.

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[Gil Dobie]

Pope Envy!

[D1B]

Pope Envy!

Perhaps. I'd love to have billions of dollars and billions of idiots all over the globe kissing my ass and legitimizing my lame brained schemes, criminal activity and fucked-up world view.

If I were gay, it would be heaven - surrounded by an army of gay soldiers, cardinals, priests and bishops.

I'd love to control the billions of dollars worth of art, architecture, jewels and art objects the the billions of idiots bought for me.

The popemobile? Are you kidding - fuck yes.

[andy7171]

Pope Envy!

Perhaps. I'd love to have billions of dollars and billions of idiots all over the globe kissing my ass and legitimizing my lame brained schemes, criminal activity and fucked-up world view.

If I were gay, it would be heaven - surrounded by an army of gay soldiers, cardinals, priests and bishops.

I'd love to control the billions of dollars worth of art, architecture, jewels and art objects the the billions of idiots bought for me.

The popemobile? Are you kidding - fuck yes.

Don't forget the slippers! Fucking Pope Slippers!

[D1B]

Perhaps. I'd love to have billions of dollars and billions of idiots all over the globe kissing my ass and legitimizing my lame brained schemes, criminal activity and fucked-up world view.

If I were gay, it would be heaven - surrounded by an army of gay soldiers, cardinals, priests and bishops.

I'd love to control the billions of dollars worth of art, architecture, jewels and art objects the the billions of idiots bought for me.

The popemobile? Are you kidding - fuck yes.

Don't forget the slippers! Fucking Pope Slippers!

[andy7171]

I don't think Francis is rocking the ruby slippers though.

[Ibanez]

I don't think Francis is rocking the ruby slippers though.

Nor does he use the Pope mobile or the Papal Apartment. Francis is eschewing much of the pomp and circumstance.

[D1B]

I don't think Francis is rocking the ruby slippers though.

Nor does he use the Pope mobile or the Papal Apartment. Francis is eschewing much of the pomp and circumstance.

Finally. Took em 2000 years to get their heads out of their asses.

*There are tens of thousands of cardinals, bishops and priests living lavish lifestyles. Until they follow suit, it's a catholic show.


Some religion, that catholocism.

[blueballs]

Pope Envy!

Perhaps. I'd love to have billions of dollars and billions of idiots all over the globe kissing my ass and legitimizing my lame brained schemes, criminal activity and fucked-up world view.

If I were gay, it would be heaven - surrounded by an army of gay soldiers, cardinals, priests and bishops.

I'd love to control the billions of dollars worth of art, architecture, jewels and art objects the the billions of idiots bought for me.

The popemobile? Are you kidding - fuck yes.

The fishing is probably pretty good for the pope too.

[Chizzang]

Nor does he use the Pope mobile or the Papal Apartment. Francis is eschewing much of the pomp and circumstance.

Finally. Took em 2000 years to get their heads out of their asses.

*There are tens of thousands of cardinals, bishops and priests living lavish lifestyles. Until they follow suit, it's a catholic show.


Some religion, that catholocism.

Ahem... *cough
Excuse me, but it's all about Jesus

[D1B]

Finally. Took em 2000 years to get their heads out of their asses.

*There are tens of thousands of cardinals, bishops and priests living lavish lifestyles. Until they follow suit, it's a catholic show.


Some religion, that catholocism.

Ahem... *cough
Excuse me, but it's all about Jesus

Couldn't imagine the shock, horror, embarrassment and utter rage Jesus would experience if he knew what people have done in his name - historically, the worse so far being the catholic church.

[Gil Dobie]

Did got tell him to protect pedophiles?

got damn it!

[andy7171]

These are the ones I'd do the Risky Business dance in the Vatican with!



You know you could catch some wicked long slides in these across the polished marble flooring!

[Gil Dobie]

These are the ones I'd do the Risky Business dance in the Vatican with!



You know you could catch some wicked long slides in these across the polished marble flooring!

Can Kevin Bacon dance in your town?

[andy7171]

These are the ones I'd do the Risky Business dance in the Vatican with!



You know you could catch some wicked long slides in these across the polished marble flooring!

Can Kevin Bacon dance in your town?

As long as he doesn't do the gay high knee pointing downward toes move. That is surely the devils work.

[89Hen]

You know you could catch some wicked long slides in these across the polished marble flooring!

When I was a kid there was a water treatment plant next to the golf course I played and we used to go in the main building to use the water fountain. It was about 100 yards of marble and we were in the old golf shoes when they had metal spikes. It was hard to get going, but if you built up any speed you could go 40-50 yards on a good slide.

[Ibanez]

You know you could catch some wicked long slides in these across the polished marble flooring!

When I was a kid there was a water treatment plant next to the golf course I played and we used to go in the main building to use the water fountain. It was about 100 yards of marble and we were in the old golf shoes when they had metal spikes. It was hard to get going, but if you built up any speed you could go 40-50 yards on a good slide.

That sounds safe.

[D1B]

Did got tell him to protect pedophiles?

got damn it!

I swear to got, I will blow a gasket if you keep fucking with me.

[D1B]

When I was a kid there was a water treatment plant next to the golf course I played and we used to go in the main building to use the water fountain. It was about 100 yards of marble and we were in the old golf shoes when they had metal spikes. It was hard to get going, but if you built up any speed you could go 40-50 yards on a good slide.

That sounds safe.

Ibanez - Mr. Safety.

[Gil Dobie]

got damn it!

I swear to got, I will blow a gasket if you keep **** with me.

If you blow a gasket, it's got's will

[89Hen]

Got Got?

[Gil Dobie]

Got Got?

Good Got y'al!!