D1B n' Blueballs to negotiate cs.com Conk/Donk Peace Treaty

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D1B n' Blueballs to negotiate cs.com Conk/Donk Peace Treaty

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D1B will be arriving at Blueball's palacial compound in two weeks. After an evening reception with area dignitaries and celebrities, they plan to discuss basic parameters for a peace accord.

Blueballs, when asked if peace was truly within reach, responded: "Fuck no. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. D1B is basically insane, and if I see that fat motherfucker within 100 yards of my family, I'm gonna pop several caps in his dome lid."

Talks are expected to last 3 days, then D1B is headed to Key Largo to score weed, pussy and tarpon. :nod:
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AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.
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AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.


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citdog wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.


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AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.
Him stand with blue balls in breach cloth. :lol:
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HI54UNI wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.
Wife cut you off again? ;) :D
citdog wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.

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Yes. :coffee:
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D1B wrote:D1B will be arriving at Blueball's palacial compound in two weeks. After an evening reception with area dignitaries and celebrities, they plan to discuss basic parameters for a peace accord.

Blueballs, when asked if peace was truly within reach, responded: "Fuck no. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. D1B is basically insane, and if I see that fat motherfucker within 100 yards of my family, I'm gonna pop several caps in his dome lid."

Talks are expected to last 3 days, then D1B is headed to Key Largo to score weed, pussy and tarpon. :nod:
Wait, what?

Oh, tarpon - nevermind...
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D,
Ever met blueballs' wife?

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D1B wrote:D1B will be arriving at Blueball's palacial compound in two weeks. After an evening reception with area dignitaries and celebrities, they plan to discuss basic parameters for a peace accord.
Here are some of the dignitaries invited to the conference. :thumb:

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Cap'n Cat wrote:D,
Ever met blueballs' wife?

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Nope, but I've seen the your original oil painting of her hanging above your fireplace. :thumb:
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Mrs. blueballs is a beautiful, smart, funny and (dare I say it) saintly woman. She must be for putting up with blueballs. :nod:
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Ivytalk wrote:Mrs. blueballs is a beautiful, smart, funny and (dare I say it) saintly woman. She must be for putting up with blueballs. :nod:
Agreed. Mrs. Baldy ain't no slouch, either.

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The Blueballs camp was in negotiations with D1B's representatives for a couple of days this past week. The summit has been booked and on for two weeks from today.

It appears that D1B will be going up the river- literally.

In other behind the scenes dealmaking, Joltin' Joe was rumored to have offered 2 dugout level Red Sawx/Yankees tix to Blueballs to push D1B overboard in the gator infested canals between Lake Monroe and Lake Jesup.

This is a fluid situation.

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blueballs wrote: In other behind the scenes dealmaking, Joltin' Joe was rumored to have offered 2 dugout level Red Sawx/Yankees tix to Blueballs to push D1B overboard in the gator infested canals between Lake Monroe and Lake Jesup.

This is a fluid situation.

More to follow...
BTW, I'm willing to sweeten the deal if that ain't enough. :nod:
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Sending D1B as a peace envoy to the Conk-Donk Summit is akin to having Ahmanuttajob "negotiate" an Arab-Israeli deal. I bet we're back at Mutual Assured Destruction the day after (to coin a phrase). :coffee:
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Cap'n Cat wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:Mrs. blueballs is a beautiful, smart, funny and (dare I say it) saintly woman. She must be for putting up with blueballs. :nod:
Agreed. Mrs. Baldy ain't no slouch, either.

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How do we know this will be legit? Will there be a West Coast and Mountain Representative?
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Cap'n Cat wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:Mrs. blueballs is a beautiful, smart, funny and (dare I say it) saintly woman. She must be for putting up with blueballs. :nod:
Agreed. Mrs. Baldy ain't no slouch, either.

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Ibanez wrote:How do we know this will be legit? Will there be a West Coast and Mountain Representative?
Thank you for differentiating between the two. No need to lump us left coasters with the slack-jawed yokels, nazi's, and cossacks of the inner mountain west.
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kalm wrote:
Ibanez wrote:How do we know this will be legit? Will there be a West Coast and Mountain Representative?
Thank you for differentiating between the two. No need to lump us left coasters with the slack-jawed yokels, nazi's, and cossacks of the inner mountain west.
And we're more than happy not to be associated with you Pa-losers. :coffee:
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Grizalltheway wrote:
kalm wrote:
Thank you for differentiating between the two. No need to lump us left coasters with the slack-jawed yokels, nazi's, and cossacks of the inner mountain west.
And we're more than happy not to be associated with you Pa-losers. :coffee:
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