dbackjon wrote:http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/
Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.
Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.
Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!
Not to regurgitate an older thread but why would anyone in their right mind would vote one of these believers POTUS.That's all there is to it! Happy trails Sarah Watson!
Convert someone else!
No take-backs.
*Holocaust victims are not eligible for conversion.
Or Catholics for that matter - JFK was a warmonger who couldn't even win in Cuba (at least he had good taste in women)...kalm wrote:Ok, in light of the Mormon Church's recent posthumous baptism of Anne Frank, this is awesome.
Not to regurgitate an older thread but why would anyone in their right mind would vote one of these believers POTUS.That's all there is to it! Happy trails Sarah Watson!
Convert someone else!
No take-backs.
*Holocaust victims are not eligible for conversion.
Mormons.
No, moronism is a whole other level of crazy.Rob Iola wrote:Or Catholics for that matter - JFK was a warmonger who couldn't even win in Cuba (at least he had good taste in women)...kalm wrote:Ok, in light of the Mormon Church's recent posthumous baptism of Anne Frank, this is awesome.
Not to regurgitate an older thread but why would anyone in their right mind would vote one of these believers POTUS.
Mormons.
Do they still wear the special undies?kalm wrote:No, moronism is a whole other level of crazy.Rob Iola wrote: Or Catholics for that matter - JFK was a warmonger who couldn't even win in Cuba (at least he had good taste in women)...
Yes, they do. And have the secret handshakesRob Iola wrote:Do they still wear the special undies?kalm wrote:
No, moronism is a whole other level of crazy.
Almost as bad as the ritualistic cannibalism you and your children partake in every Sunday.Rob Iola wrote:Do they still wear the special undies?kalm wrote:
No, moronism is a whole other level of crazy.
ConvertedCap'n Cat wrote:dbackjon wrote:http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/
Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.
Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.
Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!
My nominee: native
Good ol' transubstantiation - at my son's first communion the priest went on at length about scientific "proof" that the host and wine become flesh and blood, prompting me to mutter to my wife "look, I got a finger!" - she didn't think it was funny...D1B wrote:Almost as bad as the ritualistic cannibalism you and your children partake in every Sunday.Rob Iola wrote: Do they still wear the special undies?
yeah but look at who invaded...Rob Iola wrote:Or Catholics for that matter - JFK was a warmonger who couldn't even win in Cuba (at least he had good taste in women)...kalm wrote:Ok, in light of the Mormon Church's recent posthumous baptism of Anne Frank, this is awesome.
Not to regurgitate an older thread but why would anyone in their right mind would vote one of these believers POTUS.
Mormons.
