Frein In Custody

[kalm]

I offer to share a bottle each week when she (finally) walks in on me naked.

Either Russian women can't take a hint or they truly are as cold as the winds of Kamchatka.

Kamchatka, that's a very important territory in Risk. That's all I got.

[bandl]

I offer to share a bottle each week when she (finally) walks in on me naked.

Either Russian women can't take a hint or they truly are as cold as the winds of Kamchatka.

Kamchatka, that's a very important territory in Risk. That's all I got.

So is Iceland.
Bitch to hold onto though.

[GannonFan]

Kamchatka, that's a very important territory in Risk. That's all I got.

So is Iceland.
Bitch to hold onto though.

We always had epic battles between Brazil and North Africa.

[HI54UNI]

So is Iceland.
Bitch to hold onto though.

We always had epic battles between Brazil and North Africa.

Get the Australian continent early and you will win!

[bandl]

We always had epic battles between Brazil and North Africa.

Get the Australian continent early and you will win!

So much troof. Just stockpile your armies in Thailandiasia and then BOOM, wreak havoc in Asieurope.

[Grizalltheway]

Get the Australian continent early and you will win!

So much troof. Just stockpile your armies in Thailandiasia and then BOOM, wreak havoc in Asieurope.

This. Add Africa and you've got a helluva one-two punch.

[93henfan]

Yes, because just like in real life, if you hold Australia you dictate world affairs.

No wait. No you don't.

[AZGrizFan]

Kamchatka, that's a very important territory in Risk. That's all I got.

So is Iceland.
Bitch to hold onto though.

Iceland's easier than Kamchatka.

[AZGrizFan]

So much troof. Just stockpile your armies in Thailandiasia and then BOOM, wreak havoc in Asieurope.

This. Add Africa and you've got a helluva one-two punch.

Africa's a bitch to hold. Too many ways onto the continent. Too many paths to protect...spreading armies too thin.

[HI54UNI]

This. Add Africa and you've got a helluva one-two punch.

Africa's a bitch to hold. Too many ways onto the continent. Too many paths to protect...spreading armies too thin.

This. Most games I've played ended in Africa because nobody wanted to try and hold it.

[SDHornet]

Get the Australian continent early and you will win!

So much troof. Just stockpile your armies in Thailandiasia and then BOOM, wreak havoc in Asieurope.

This. Get that continent troop bonus and just stack them troops.

[SDHornet]

Africa's a bitch to hold. Too many ways onto the continent. Too many paths to protect...spreading armies too thin.

This. Most games I've played ended in Africa because nobody wanted to try and hold it.

Yup. Given the ways in, the continent troop bonus just isn't worth it.

[kalm]

Africa's a bitch to hold. Too many ways onto the continent. Too many paths to protect...spreading armies too thin.

This. Most games I've played ended in Africa because nobody wanted to try and hold it.

Has anyone actually ever ended a game of Risk?

[93henfan]

This. Most games I've played ended in Africa because nobody wanted to try and hold it.

Has anyone actually ever ended a game of Risk?

The computer version is much faster. You can also decide if you want to win, lose, or be highly competitive against the computer by setting difficulty.

Oh wait, I have no idea. I don't play Risk. That shit is for nerds.

[bandl]

Has anyone actually ever ended a game of Risk?

The computer version is much faster. You can also decide if you want to win, lose, or be highly competitive against the computer by setting difficulty.

Oh wait, I have no idea. I don't play Risk. That shit is for nerds.

Nerdfaggot.

It only ends in a surrender or when someone blacks out from drinking and throws the board across the room. At least that's what I've heard. Not my experience.

[AZGrizFan]

This. Most games I've played ended in Africa because nobody wanted to try and hold it.

Has anyone actually ever ended a game of Risk?

Word to the wise: Never start a game of Risk after 9:00 at night.

[bandl]

Has anyone actually ever ended a game of Risk?

Word to the wise: Never start a game of Risk after 9:00 at night.

Shouldn't that be "word FROM the wise"? Cuz the wise already know that shit.

[AZGrizFan]

Word to the wise: Never start a game of Risk after 9:00 at night.

Shouldn't that be "word FROM the wise"? Cuz the wise already know that shit.

[GannonFan]

This. Most games I've played ended in Africa because nobody wanted to try and hold it.

Has anyone actually ever ended a game of Risk?

Of course you can end it. Just get the Ukraine isolated and alone. Then you can win because the Ukraine is weak. Works every time.

[93henfan]

Word to the wise: Never start a game of Risk after 9:00 at night.

Shouldn't that be "word FROM the wise"? Cuz the wise already know that shit.

AZ fucked up, but you didn't have to be a cunt about it.

Send liquor.

[AZGrizFan]

Shouldn't that be "word FROM the wise"? Cuz the wise already know that shit.

AZ fucked up, but you didn't have to be a cunt about it.

Send liquor.

What he said.

Including the liquor part.

[Ibanez]

Has anyone actually ever ended a game of Risk?

Of course you can end it. Just get the Ukraine isolated and alone. Then you can win because the Ukraine is weak. Works every time.

The Ukraine is a road apple.

[SDHornet]

Has anyone actually ever ended a game of Risk?

Word to the wise: Never start a game of Risk after 9:00 at night.