The "Please come back, Opie!" Thread

[citdog]

For you opie.....



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Toots ROCKS!

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Your boy was a no show today. Typical and pretty pathetic.

You were not there at the location or the time specified........have another drink maybe a cosmopolitan instead of the stuff that makes you delusional.

[OpieGSU]

Your boy was a no show today. Typical and pretty pathetic.

You were not there at the location or the time specified........have another drink maybe a cosmopolitan instead of the stuff that makes you delusional.

Sure. Whatever. You're like a child that doesn't get his way.
I'm sorry, but your boy Iola did not represent the N.A.G.S. very well on Saturday. The word of the day yesterday for your hero was, "humiliation".

[YoUDeeMan]

A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life.

The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies.

The pro informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened.

The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect off their metallic material and into their eyes.

The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black?

The golf pro said that they did, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up to work and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

/end thread

[LeadBolt]

Dear Opie,

Close to 3 weeks ago on AGS I invited you to stop to say hello if you were in Cobb Co., GA. You later replied you were busy booking tickets to come. Please consider the invitation cancelled as I have grown tired and given up waiting on your plane.

Please understand that this has nothing to do with skin color, economic status, religion or creed, but about the content of the character you have demonstrated in your posts since that time.

Regards,
LeadBolt

[AZGrizFan]

Dear Opie,

Close to 3 weeks ago on AGS I invited you to stop to say hello if you were in Cobb Co., GA. You later replied you were busy booking tickets to come. Please consider the invitation cancelled as I have grown tired and given up waiting on your plane.

Please understand that this has nothing to do with skin color, economic status, religion or creed, but about the content of the character you have demonstrated in your posts since that time.

Regards,
LeadBolt

[OpieGSU]

You just can't let go can you? Is it because your fat little fingers have atrophied in the jerking off position, thus giving you a king fu grip, of sorts, on things? I'm sorry your such a loser that this thread is your main entertainment for the year, but look on the brightside. McDonald's is bringing the McRib back for the sumer, so very soon you'll be happier than,umm,..........well than yourself, in slop. Have a great day, Porky!

[AZGrizFan]

You just can't let go can you? Is it because your fat little fingers have atrophied in the jerking off position, thus giving you a king fu grip, of sorts, on things? I'm sorry your such a loser that this thread is your main entertainment for the year, but look on the brightside. McDonald's is bringing the McRib back for the sumer, so very soon you'll be happier than,umm,..........well than yourself, in slop. Have a great day, Porky!

king fu? Is that Kung Fu's brother?

And very soon you'll learn how to spell and use a keyboard. Or not.

[OpieGSU]

You just can't let go can you? Is it because your fat little fingers have atrophied in the jerking off position, thus giving you a king fu grip, of sorts, on things? I'm sorry your such a loser that this thread is your main entertainment for the year, but look on the brightside. McDonald's is bringing the McRib back for the sumer, so very soon you'll be happier than,umm,..........well than yourself, in slop. Have a great day, Porky!

king fu? Is that Kung Fu's brother?

And very soon you'll learn how to spell and use a keyboard. Or not.

Despite the typo, and your overuse of smilies to compensate for your inferior skills, my post was funnier than yours. Bummer for you.

[AZGrizFan]

king fu? Is that Kung Fu's brother?

And very soon you'll learn how to spell and use a keyboard. Or not.

Despite the typo, and your overuse of smilies to compensate for your inferior skills, my post was funnier than yours. Bummer for you.

"THE" typo would imply ONE typo. There's at LEAST SIX in that 4 line post....The Baltimore School of Law would be so proud, I'm sure.

You are the king

[Ibanez]

You just can't let go can you? Is it because your fat little fingers have atrophied in the jerking off position, thus giving you a king fu grip, of sorts, on things? I'm sorry your such a loser that this thread is your main entertainment for the year, but look on the brightside. McDonald's is bringing the McRib back for the sumer, so very soon you'll be happier than,umm,..........well than yourself, in slop. Have a great day, Porky!

Yet, you continue to post.

[OpieGSU]

YUP!!!!!!!

[houndawg]

You just can't let go can you? Is it because your fat little fingers have atrophied in the jerking off position, thus giving you a king fu grip, of sorts, on things? I'm sorry your such a loser that this thread is your main entertainment for the year, but look on the brightside. McDonald's is bringing the McRib back for the sumer, so very soon you'll be happier than,umm,..........well than yourself, in slop. Have a great day, Porky!

Too late by millennium to bring the McRib to Sumer.

[OpieGSU]

When you're left with picking on typos, then you've run out of things to say.

[Grizalltheway]

When you're left with picking on typos, then you've run out of things to say.

Shit, you STARTED your run here by pulling the race card, and then resorted to calling a bunch of people you've never met fat, white rednecks.

[OpieGSU]

When you're left with picking on typos, then you've run out of things to say.

****, you STARTED your run here by pulling the race card, and then resorted to calling a bunch of people you've never met fat, white rednecks.

Pulling the race card?! You bigots pull the race card everyday. The only racial group never made fun of around here is, you guessed it....white people! All I did was point out how morally wrong it is for you to continuously proliferate racial stereotypes, in the name of so-called "humor". That's what set you all off against me. I went after Citdog for his garbage, and you rubes rushed to his defense. It's cool. It doesn't bother me in the slightest to be attacked by teabagging rednecks, but I won't let you think you've run me off, and I won't shut up when I see something is wrong.
There's no doubt that I'm not the first person here to voice his displeasure with the tone of the discussions and the constant race baiting that you do here. It would, however, seem that I am the first person to not be cowed into submission by the mob of wingnuts who essentially run the board.

[citdog]

****, you STARTED your run here by pulling the race card, and then resorted to calling a bunch of people you've never met fat, white rednecks.

Pulling the race card?! You bigots pull the race card everyday. The only racial group never made fun of around here is, you guessed it....white people! All I did was point out how morally wrong it is for you to continuously proliferate racial stereotypes, in the name of so-called "humor". That's what set you all off against me. I went after Citdog for his garbage, and you rubes rushed to his defense. It's cool. It doesn't bother me in the slightest to be attacked by teabagging rednecks, but I won't let you think you've run me off, and I won't shut up when I see something is wrong.
There's no doubt that I'm not the first person here to voice his displeasure with the tone of the discussions and the constant race baiting that you do here. It would, however, seem that I am the first person to not be cowed into submission by the mob of wingnuts who essentially run the board.

[houndawg]

****, you STARTED your run here by pulling the race card, and then resorted to calling a bunch of people you've never met fat, white rednecks.

Pulling the race card?! You bigots pull the race card everyday. The only racial group never made fun of around here is, you guessed it....white people! All I did was point out how morally wrong it is for you to continuously proliferate racial stereotypes, in the name of so-called "humor". That's what set you all off against me. I went after Citdog for his garbage, and you rubes rushed to his defense. It's cool. It doesn't bother me in the slightest to be attacked by teabagging rednecks, but I won't let you think you've run me off, and I won't shut up when I see something is wrong.
There's no doubt that I'm not the first person here to voice his displeasure with the tone of the discussions and the constant race baiting that you do here. It would, however, seem that I am the first person to not be cowed into submission by the mob of wingnuts who essentially run the board.

Bullshit.

We make fun of white people everyday. Read any of JBB or Lakes' threads.


It's just a coincidence that the white people we make fun of are from North Dakota.

[travelinman67]

...then resorted to calling a bunch of people you've never met fat, white rednecks.

You're just pissed that he nailed you so accurately.

[Grizalltheway]

...then resorted to calling a bunch of people you've never met fat, white rednecks.

You're just pissed that he nailed you so accurately.

Yep, he definitely nailed all 160 pounds (soaking wet) of me.

Err, wait, no homo on that.

[travelinman67]

You're just pissed that he nailed you so accurately.

Yep, he definitely nailed all 160 pounds (soaking wet) of me.

Err, wait, no homo on that.

Rednecks can't be homos, 'syour ok.

[citdog]

Yep, he definitely nailed all 160 pounds (soaking wet) of me.

Err, wait, no homo on that.

Rednecks can't be homos, 'syour ok.

[YoUDeeMan]

The only racial group never made fun of around here is, you guessed it....white people!

How did you get through college without learning how to read?

You are a typical jackass that just wants to ignore reality and hear himself talk.

[OpieGSU]

Said the guy who just laughed at his own joke. doh!
You 'tarded!