Top 50 cs.com Intellectual Posters

[D1B]

Pretty sure you're referring to Bison Cunt.

You and Cap'n need to go back over there for an encore. The "I want a vagina" post still reigns supreme in the archive

We had an epic run on the SWAC board till we got banned. Never laughed so hard in my life.

Received several serious death threats from those assholes. They included flight plans, accommodations for their hit men and the address where my wife worked.

Violent, racist fucks.

Told em to come on up and I'd be ready for em.

[JoltinJoe]

You and Cap'n need to go back over there for an encore. The "I want a vagina" post still reigns supreme in the archive

An all-time classic!

And funny because it is true.

[D1B]

You and Cap'n need to go back over there for an encore. The "I want a vagina" post still reigns supreme in the archive

An all-time classic!

And funny because it is true.

It's funny cuz it's funny.

We're brilliant humorists and satirists.

You envy us and revere us as modern day Mark Twains.

You're book smart but rarely funny. Keep trying.

[Pwns]

BisonBabe is Spelunkers wife. Definately not PFL. I miss BB.

MPLS is still giving it his all on AGS. Same old thing too. Good to know some things don't change.

I flogged him like a medieval bishop in a gun thread several months ago and then he dropped out of sight for a while. But yeah he's back to his old tricks over there.

I'm trying to remember the name of that annoying NDSU chick over there

DarlinNikki, or something like that.

I doubt you see her on the AGS poli board for a while.

[Pwns]

You and Cap'n need to go back over there for an encore. The "I want a vagina" post still reigns supreme in the archive

We had an epic run on the SWAC board till we got banned. Never laughed so hard in my life.

Received several serious death threats from those assholes. They included flight plans, accommodations for their hit men and the address where my wife worked.

Violent, racist fucks.

Told em to come on up and I'd be ready for em.

You guys should've been around when Opie had his little stint here. That would've been epic.

[SeattleGriz]

An all-time classic!

And funny because it is true.

It's funny cuz it's funny.

We're brilliant humorists and satirists.

You envy us and revere us as modern day Mark Twains.

You're book smart but rarely funny. Keep trying.

That, and your beautiful Lithuanian heritage.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Very fuckin' funny D.

It was even funnier once I ran across shitzo406's comments and realized you had left him off completely.

Great stuff man.

[JoltinJoe]

An all-time classic!

And funny because it is true.

It's funny cuz it's funny.

We're brilliant humorists and satirists.

You envy us and revere us as modern day Mark Twains.

You're book smart but rarely funny. Keep trying.

I'm actually very funny but not in a way that would get appreciated here.

You go for the shock humor, which is funny, but particularly appealing to the dumb-downed audience here.

My style of humor is more cerebral. It makes reference to characters in books you haven't read and historical persons you don't know. It employs words you don't know. I'm more subtle than you, and subtle humor goes unappreciated among the unwashed masses.

[Ibanez]

That fucker is still cowering in the corner waiting for the Cap'ns orders.

You and grizzaholic chased him and many others away. He was a good guy.

Maybe. But it's the internet.

[Ibanez]

It's funny cuz it's funny.

We're brilliant humorists and satirists.

You envy us and revere us as modern day Mark Twains.

You're book smart but rarely funny. Keep trying.

I'm actually very funny but not in a way that would get appreciated here.

You go for the shock humor, which is funny, but particularly appealing to the dumb-downed audience here.

My style of humor is more cerebral. It makes reference to characters in books you haven't read and historical persons you don't know. It employs words you don't know. I'm more subtle than you, and subtle humor goes unappreciated among the unwashed masses.

Would Benjamin Disraeli find you funny?

[JoltinJoe]

I'm actually very funny but not in a way that would get appreciated here.

You go for the shock humor, which is funny, but particularly appealing to the dumb-downed audience here.

My style of humor is more cerebral. It makes reference to characters in books you haven't read and historical persons you don't know. It employs words you don't know. I'm more subtle than you, and subtle humor goes unappreciated among the unwashed masses.

Would Benjamin Disraeli find you funny?

Who?

[Ibanez]

Would Benjamin Disraeli find you funny?

Who?

A random historical person. And the only Jewish British PM.

[JoltinJoe]

Who?

A random historical person. And the only Jewish British PM.

Sort of an example of the joke going over your head.

[Ibanez]

A random historical person. And the only Jewish British PM.

Sort of an example of the joke going over your head.

You have to use smilies.

And I figured you knew who I was talking about. That was just the first, random historical person to come into mind.

[JoltinJoe]

You have to use smilies.

I said I was subtle.

It's a fair point, though, that subtle humor doesn't work well on a message board.

[Ibanez]

You have to use smilies.

I said I was subtle.

True, you did say that. I enjoy most types of humor.

[JoltinJoe]

I said I was subtle.

True, you did say that. I enjoy most types of humor.

Written humor isn't my strong point. Subtle humor depends a lot of face gestures, motions, inflections, etc. It is spoken humor. If you actually heard and saw me speak my first post about F'ing smart I am, and then saw me say, "Who" in response to your post, you would think it was pretty funny.

[SunCoastBlueHen]

I like fart jokes. Farts are funny.

[andy7171]

Way to kill a threads momentum fellas.

[Ibanez]

True, you did say that. I enjoy most types of humor.

Written humor isn't my strong point. Subtle humor depends a lot of face gestures, motions, inflections, etc. It is spoken humor. If you actually heard and saw me speak my first post about F'ing smart I am, and then saw me say, "Who" in response to your post, you would think it was pretty funny.

I gathered that. Written humor isn't easy to accomplish.

[JoltinJoe]

I like fart jokes.

I'm sure you do.

[Ibanez]

Way to kill a threads momentum fellas.

So, that PFL was a major bitch, right?

[JoltinJoe]

Way to kill a threads momentum fellas.

The other thing for which I don't get enough appreciation around here is my brilliance as the straight man. Every comedy teams needs a gifted straight man. The straight man has to see the joke coming, and then set up the exchange so that the other comic can deliver the line.

There was this time in Peoria when ...

[andy7171]

#sleep

[JoltinJoe]

#sleep

Close. The response I was trying to set up was: