Wal-Mart bakes ISIS cake after refusing REBEL cake

[bandl]

The ironing is a dead giveaway.

When I travel my shirts get creases
I like my shirts pressed and crisp like when I pick them up from the cleaners
I have exceptionally high standards

Either you're really short, or your mom is really tall. In which case, you're both either short or both tall.

[Baldy]

When I travel my shirts get creases
I like my shirts pressed and crisp like when I pick them up from the cleaners
I have exceptionally high standards

Either you're really short, or your mom is really tall. In which case, you're both either short or both tall.

b&l wins the internet today.

[Chizzang]

When I travel my shirts get creases
I like my shirts pressed and crisp like when I pick them up from the cleaners
I have exceptionally high standards

Either you're really short, or your mom is really tall. In which case, you're both either short or both tall.

I'm 6 feet and about 1/2 an inch tall and 175 pounds
She's 5'11" and 140

[kalm]

Either you're really short, or your mom is really tall. In which case, you're both either short or both tall.

I'm 6 feet and about 1/2 an inch tall and 175 pounds
She's 5'11" and 140

We're going 1/2 inches now? Nobody over 5'8" uses 1/2 inches.

My dick is at least 7 and 1/2 inches.

[Chizzang]

I'm 6 feet and about 1/2 an inch tall and 175 pounds
She's 5'11" and 140

We're going 1/2 inches now? Nobody over 5'8" uses 1/2 inches.

My dick is at least 7 and 1/2 inches.

I used to be 6'1"
but now that I'm old I've shrunk - which I find painful