Elite and Fortune 500 CEOs worshiping the Giant Owl Now...

[Ibanez]

The midwife we saw today had owls in the office. I think she's in build a burger or whatever the fuck it is.

[bandl]

Owls taste surprisingly good grilled

So does your wife's taco but that doesnt mean i should be munching on it

Gawdamnthirst how did I miss this gem?!?!

[93henfan]

So does your wife's taco but that doesnt mean i should be munching on it

Gawdamnthirst how did I miss this gem?!?!

So, uh, is the wife back in action yet? Or are you still doing wrist curls?

[bandl]

Gawdamnthirst how did I miss this gem?!?!

So, uh, is the wife back in action yet? Or are you still doing wrist curls?

6 weeks according to the doc. And I'm gonna give her another couple weeks after that since she basically pushed a 10 pound bowling bowl out her vag. You do the THIRST.

[93henfan]

So, uh, is the wife back in action yet? Or are you still doing wrist curls?

6 weeks according to the doc. And I'm gonna give her another couple weeks after that since she basically pushed a 10 pound bowling bowl out her vag. You do the THIRST.

My grandmother pushed out four boys with bowling ball heads in five years.

She kept that thing ready to go.

Tell your wife to stop being such a modern wuss and step up to the plate. For America!

FUCK YEAH!!!

[bandl]

6 weeks according to the doc. And I'm gonna give her another couple weeks after that since she basically pushed a 10 pound bowling bowl out her vag. You do the THIRST.

My grandmother pushed out four boys with bowling ball heads in five years.

She kept that thing ready to go.

Tell your wife to stop being such a modern wuss and step up to the plate. For America!

FUCK YEAH!!!

Word. Guess men like you and I gottA make sure we keep the women popping out boys to counteract those kind of people who can only father 3 girls and such.

[93henfan]

My grandmother pushed out four boys with bowling ball heads in five years.

She kept that thing ready to go.

Tell your wife to stop being such a modern wuss and step up to the plate. For America!

FUCK YEAH!!!

Word. Guess men like you and I gottA make sure we keep the women popping out boys to counteract those kind of people who can only father 3 girls and such.

What is the deal with Andy and SCBH? Do they not eat red meat or stand too close to the microwave when it's on or something? There has to be a scientific explanation.

[AZGrizFan]

6 weeks according to the doc. And I'm gonna give her another couple weeks after that since she basically pushed a 10 pound bowling bowl out her vag. You do the THIRST.

My grandmother pushed out four boys with bowling ball heads in five years.

She kept that thing ready to go.

Tell your wife to stop being such a modern wuss and step up to the plate. For America!

FUCK YEAH!!!

Is it just me who thinks it's a tad odd that 93 knows so much about his grandmother's vagina?

[93henfan]

My grandmother pushed out four boys with bowling ball heads in five years.

She kept that thing ready to go.

Tell your wife to stop being such a modern wuss and step up to the plate. For America!

FUCK YEAH!!!

Is it just me who thinks it's a tad odd that 93 knows so much about his grandmother's vagina?

I'm only a generation removed from that thing. Gotta respect your elders. That's what's wrong with America today.

[CAA Flagship]

Is it just me who thinks it's a tad odd that 93 knows so much about his grandmother's vagina?

I'm only a generation removed from that thing. Gotta respect your elders. That's what's wrong with America today.

Yeah. That and the desecration of pizza.

[kalm]

I'm only a generation removed from that thing. Gotta respect your elders. That's what's wrong with America today.

Yeah. That and the desecration of pizza.

I just bought a couple of gluten free crusts. Think I'm gonna go with the Hawaiin Luau…shrimp, canadian bacon, pineapple, and mushroom. Yum!

[SunCoastBlueHen]

Word. Guess men like you and I gottA make sure we keep the women popping out boys to counteract those kind of people who can only father 3 girls and such.

What is the deal with Andy and SCBH? Do they not eat red meat or stand too close to the microwave when it's on or something? There has to be a scientific explanation.

I eat plenty of red meat, but maybe you're on to something with the microwave thing.

Do microwaves only kill Y chromosomes?

[Ibanez]

Word. Guess men like you and I gottA make sure we keep the women popping out boys to counteract those kind of people who can only father 3 girls and such.

What is the deal with Andy and SCBH? Do they not eat red meat or stand too close to the microwave when it's on or something? There has to be a scientific explanation.

So, if you have 1 daughter, are you as bad as SCBH and Andy?

[93henfan]

What is the deal with Andy and SCBH? Do they not eat red meat or stand too close to the microwave when it's on or something? There has to be a scientific explanation.

So, if you have 1 daughter, are you as bad as SCBH and Andy?

No. One girl is a 50% chance. Three girls, no boys is only 8.25%.

[kalm]

I have more boy bullets in one chamber...

[houndawg]

I make them in pairs, one each..

[Ibanez]

So, if you have 1 daughter, are you as bad as SCBH and Andy?

No. One girl is a 50% chance. Three girls, no boys is only 6.93%.

Adjusted for deflation.

[bandl]

No. One girl is a 50% chance. Three girls, no boys is only 6.93%.

Adjusted for deflation.

Or, adjusted for inflation if you use OSBF kind of math.

[Ibanez]

Adjusted for deflation.

Or, adjusted for inflation if you use OSBF kind of math.

BE NICE! OSBF IS WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL MAN WHO WILL NO LONGER BE FRIENDS WITH CAP'N CAT BECAUSE OF SOME ODD, INSECURE REASON.