I won't ever shop at Ebay again

[CAA Flagship]

What type?

ESP GL-500K George Lynch Kamikaze electric guitar

Japanese Guitars

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ESP GL-500K George Lynch Kamikaze electric guitar

Japanese Guitars

They're little people with small hands so the necks are easier for Americans to play. But look who I'm telling......

[93henfan]

Example: I just bought a ceramic Christmas tree, and God damn the thing is beautiful

Why do you hate Jesus and his birthday?

I hope God makes a messy scenario where Jerry Moore is fired but the school tries to play it off like he agreed to retire. That'll show you.

[grizzaholic]

Not all Montana grads possess such grandiose vernacular acumen.

Stop bloviating.

I can say big words too:

Anacostia
No Homo
Pee-in-the-Butt

[grizzaholic]

Guitars are stupid.

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Guitars are stupid.

Guns kill people.

[Ibanez]

Guitars are stupid.

You're stupid.

[YoUDeeMan]

So I went to my son's school's Holiday concert last nigth and they had a second grader playing some sort of Mozart stuff on the piano...and he was amazing. Then a fourth grader played a beautiful rendition of silent night...followed by a bunch of 4-8th graders in the orchastra pit playing violins, cellos and a host of other string instuments. Holy crap...who can play that well as a child?

The woman next to me, with a great sense of humor, said she felt like a failure of a parent.

I told her I was going to have my son learn to play the first couple chords of "Won't Get Fooled Again" and then next year he will smash the guitar on stage. He'll be the hit of the school...and it will only cost a couple hundred bucks.

Should I buy an Ibanez?

[grizzaholic]

Guitars are stupid.

Guns kill people.

[HI54UNI]

Guitars are stupid.

[Ibanez]

So I went to my son's school's Holiday concert last nigth and they had a second grader playing some sort of Mozart stuff on the piano...and he was amazing. Then a fourth grader played a beautiful rendition of silent night...followed by a bunch of 4-8th graders in the orchastra pit playing violins, cellos and a host of other string instuments. Holy crap...who can play that well as a child?

The woman next to me, with a great sense of humor, said she felt like a failure of a parent.

I told her I was going to have my son learn to play the first couple chords of "Won't Get Fooled Again" and then next year he will smash the guitar on stage. He'll be the hit of the school...and it will only cost a couple hundred bucks.

Should I buy an Ibanez?

Go to Wal-Mart and buy a First Act Guitar

[ASUG8]

So I went to my son's school's Holiday concert last nigth and they had a second grader playing some sort of Mozart stuff on the piano...and he was amazing. Then a fourth grader played a beautiful rendition of silent night...followed by a bunch of 4-8th graders in the orchastra pit playing violins, cellos and a host of other string instuments. Holy crap...who can play that well as a child?

The woman next to me, with a great sense of humor, said she felt like a failure of a parent.

I told her I was going to have my son learn to play the first couple chords of "Won't Get Fooled Again" and then next year he will smash the guitar on stage. He'll be the hit of the school...and it will only cost a couple hundred bucks.

Should I buy an Ibanez?

I started with a Squier Strat, then several Ibanez. For me, an Ibanez neck is easier to get around on, no homo.

[Ibanez]

So I went to my son's school's Holiday concert last nigth and they had a second grader playing some sort of Mozart stuff on the piano...and he was amazing. Then a fourth grader played a beautiful rendition of silent night...followed by a bunch of 4-8th graders in the orchastra pit playing violins, cellos and a host of other string instuments. Holy crap...who can play that well as a child?

The woman next to me, with a great sense of humor, said she felt like a failure of a parent.

I told her I was going to have my son learn to play the first couple chords of "Won't Get Fooled Again" and then next year he will smash the guitar on stage. He'll be the hit of the school...and it will only cost a couple hundred bucks.

Should I buy an Ibanez?

I started with a Squier Strat, then several Ibanez. For me, an Ibanez neck is easier to get around on, no homo.

Yup. Same here. Went from the Strat to the Ibanez.

[93henfan]

Who straddled Ibanez? Wtf?

[grizzaholic]

Who straddled Ibanez? Wtf?

I thought Ibanez was a baseball player not a damn guitar.

[Ibanez]

Who straddled Ibanez? Wtf?

I thought Ibanez was a baseball player not a damn guitar.

It's both.

[Ibanez]

Who straddled Ibanez? Wtf?

Joe...... Joe MOMMA!!!!!

[93henfan]

Who straddled Ibanez? Wtf?

Joe...... Joe MOMMA!!!!!

Hah.