Is this is funny too, or is too accurate to be funny? Sometimes when you hit too close to home, it's just mean. I need your input and thoughts. Thanks.



JoltinJoe wrote:Funny.
Is this is funny too, or is too accurate to be funny? Sometimes when you hit too close to home, it's just mean. I need your input and thoughts. Thanks.
L to R: Father O'Brien, Father O'Connell and Father O'Hurley at the Pedophile Priest Retreat Home in Bora Bora.JoltinJoe wrote:Funny.
Is this is funny too, or is too accurate to be funny? Sometimes when you hit too close to home, it's just mean. I need your input and thoughts. Thanks.
Hey, you were Catholic once ...Cap'n Cat wrote:JoltinJoe wrote:Funny.
Is this is funny too, or is too accurate to be funny? Sometimes when you hit too close to home, it's just mean. I need your input and thoughts. Thanks.
Yeah, I need to lose some weight, Joe.![]()
But, you're Catholic......
He can lose the weight. You'll always be a little person.JoltinJoe wrote:Hey, you were Catholic once ...Cap'n Cat wrote:
Yeah, I need to lose some weight, Joe.![]()
But, you're Catholic......
and weren't you thinner then too?


See, here's the distinction. Pay close attention.D1B wrote:He can lose the weight. You'll always be a little person.JoltinJoe wrote:
Hey, you were Catholic once ...
and weren't you thinner then too?
"I'd like to see Cap'n **** with these pythons!"
JoltinJoe wrote:See, here's the distinction. Pay close attention.D1B wrote:
He can lose the weight. You'll always be a little person.
"I'd like to see Cap'n **** with these pythons!"
I am not actually a midget. I'm about 1 1/2 inches shorter than the average male in the US, and would fall with the mean designated as normal height. Besides, priests think shorter guys are cute and lovable, and I've always benefited from that.
Now, see, you are actually fat.![]()
Get it?
Wait, Fat D1B is using the altered quote joke?D1B wrote:JoltinJoe wrote:
See, here's the distinction. Pay close attention.
I am not actually a midget. I'm about 1 1/2 inches shorter than the average male in the US, and would fall with the mean designated as normal height. Besides, priests think shorter guys are cute and lovable, and I've always benefited from that.
Now, see, you are actually fat.![]()
Get it?

I use it for humor.JoltinJoe wrote:Wait, Fat D1B is using the altered quote joke?D1B wrote:
(Actually, that was funny. You just had your funny moment for the day).

http://www.halls.md/chart/men-height-w.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;andy7171 wrote:What is the average height for a male in the US?

So JJ is 5-8 1/2"?Cap'n Cat wrote:http://www.halls.md/chart/men-height-w.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;andy7171 wrote:What is the average height for a male in the US?

Cap'n Cat: 6'7" of fired up Progressive brains and brawn!andy7171 wrote:So JJ is 5-8 1/2"?Cap'n Cat wrote:
http://www.halls.md/chart/men-height-w.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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That's it, I'm switching sides.
