houndawg wrote:OpieGSU wrote:I guess if I hadn't sniffed any pussy in years that I hadn't paid for, then this messageboard would be as important to me as it is to you goobs. I get it. This is where you guys come to make yourselves feel like you have power, because in the real world, in the 21st century, you're really just angry fat white guys, who can't stand the fact that you'll soon be in the minority in this country, and that your selfish "me-me-me" ways are no longer socially acceptable in a progressive 21st century America. So you gather up like a group of jackels, and you attack anything and anybody representing the social progress made over the past 100 years, like a pack of like-thinking, borderline retarded, mouth-frothing cavemen.
The fact is that most of you probably sit in a cubicle all day, and work for a minority boss which causes you great personal resentment. So you live out your fantasies on this messageboard where you, through your gang of like-thinking weasels, feel momentarily empowered, and escape from the real world in which you feel yourself growing increasingly powerless.
Nowhere else in your lives, but this messageboard, do you chubs experience the validation that you get from other disappointed fatbodies like yourselves agreeing with you and railing against the "evils" of blacks, hispanics, immigrants, the poor, women, gays, the government, and any other republican party-created boogey man. Yours is a Kingdom of Fear.
You fatties literally ARE the tea bagging constituency with your "don't tread on me" bumper stickers, and your chicken little the sky if falling fear-based mentality. In short, you're just pathetic. The time for fat-fingered pasties mouth breathers like you is over now, but you desperately cling to isolated eddy's of relief like you find here on this board.
So, in honor of me identifying you all as an actual minority interest group, I suggest we come up with a catchy little name for your group, much like the APR, or the ACLU, or even,the NAACP. I suggest we call you smelly fat bastards the 'NAGS'
"The No Ass-Gettin' Society"
I hear there's a meeting of the NAGS at Ryan's Buffet every week. All it takes for a quorum is that you fill up a family-size booth, which usually only requires two people given the size of most of your fat asses. Of course it goes without saying, and as is always the case with you guys, no ladies.
You don't have to pay me for coining the name. Consider it my public service to you, the NAGS.
Carry on.
You spelled "jackal" wrong, oboe.
I guess if I hadn't sniffed any pussy in years that I hadn't paid for, then this messageboard would be as important to me as it is to you goobs. I get it. This is where you guys come to make yourselves feel like you have power, because in the real world, in the 21st century, you're really just angry fat white guys, who can't stand the fact that you'll soon be in the minority in this country, and that your selfish "me-me-me" ways are no longer socially acceptable in a progressive 21st century America.
So you gather up like a group of jackels, and you attack anything and anybody representing the social progress made over the past 100 years, like a pack of like-thinking, borderline retarded, mouth-frothing cavemen.
The fact is that most of you probably sit in a cubicle all day, and work for a minority boss which causes you great personal resentment. So you live out your fantasies on this messageboard where you, through your gang of like-thinking weasels, feel momentarily empowered, and escape from the real world in which you feel yourself growing increasingly powerless.
Nowhere else in your lives, but this messageboard, do you chubs experience the validation that you get from other disappointed fatbodies like yourselves agreeing with you and railing against the "evils" of blacks, hispanics, immigrants, the poor, women, gays, the government, and any other republican party-created boogey man. Yours is a
Kingdom of Fear.
You fatties literally
ARE the tea bagging constituency with your "don't tread on me" bumper stickers, and your chicken little the sky if falling fear-based mentality. In short, you're just pathetic. The time for fat-fingered pasties mouth breathers like you is over now, but you desperately cling to isolated eddy's of relief like you find here on this board.
So, in honor of me identifying you all as an actual minority interest group, I suggest we come up with a catchy little name for your group, much like the APR, or the ACLU, or even,the NAACP. I suggest we call you smelly fat bastards the
'NAGS'
"The No Ass-Gettin' Society"
I hear there's a meeting of the NAGS at Ryan's Buffet every week. All it takes for a quorum is that you fill up a family-size booth, which usually only requires two people given the size of most of your fat asses. Of course it goes without saying, and as is always the case with you guys,
no ladies.
You don't have to pay me for coining the name. Consider it my public service to you, the NAGS.
Carry on.
