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[BDKJMU]

AOC Recalls How She Barely Survived Terrorists Seizing Nakatomi Plaza

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent video, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recalled her harrowing experience at Nakatomi Plaza on the night terrorists stormed the building. She describes her near-death experience and what it was like trying to survive.

“I can tell you that I had a very close encounter where I thought I was going to die," said AOC describing the events at Nakatomi Plaza. “Hans Gruber and his armed thugs took control of the building, and everyone was in a panic.”

The congresswoman said she was able to sneak away and hide behind a bathroom door for safety. “But suddenly a deranged, barefoot, and bloodied cop wearing a wifebeater came bursting into the bathroom,” AOC explained. “His presence just didn’t feel right to me. He had so much anger and hostility! He was carrying a gun on his back, and he wasn’t yelling like, ‘This is Nakatomi Police, this is Nakatomi Police.'"

“And like where was his partner?” she continued. “Nothing was adding up. I just know Ted Cruz was behind all of this and sent this man here to murder me and steal all of the bearer bonds.”

“Listen, Lady, I’m John McClane, but you gotta be quiet so I can get you out of here,” the cop said.

But before he could explain more, Hans Gruber heard her shouting, and John McClane was forced to turn himself in. Gruber grabbed AOC and held her hostage once again. “This is the end for me,” AOC thought to herself, but then McClane saved the day by ripping the gun off his back and killing the terrorist and wounding Gruber.

“And to make matters worse, Gruber fell back through the window, grabbing my wristwatch and nearly pulling me down with him. John McClane --without my consent -- grabbed my arm and unclasped my watch, letting Hans Gruber fall to his death,” said AOC. “I’m lucky to be alive, and I may never recover from the trauma it caused.”

Ocasio-Cortez has called on the NYPD to be defunded based on McClane's violent, aggressive behavior toward her.

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-recalls ... tomi-plaza

[Ibanez]

AOC Recalls How She Barely Survived Terrorists Seizing Nakatomi Plaza

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent video, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recalled her harrowing experience at Nakatomi Plaza on the night terrorists stormed the building. She describes her near-death experience and what it was like trying to survive.

“I can tell you that I had a very close encounter where I thought I was going to die," said AOC describing the events at Nakatomi Plaza. “Hans Gruber and his armed thugs took control of the building, and everyone was in a panic.”

The congresswoman said she was able to sneak away and hide behind a bathroom door for safety. “But suddenly a deranged, barefoot, and bloodied cop wearing a wifebeater came bursting into the bathroom,” AOC explained. “His presence just didn’t feel right to me. He had so much anger and hostility! He was carrying a gun on his back, and he wasn’t yelling like, ‘This is Nakatomi Police, this is Nakatomi Police.'"

“And like where was his partner?” she continued. “Nothing was adding up. I just know Ted Cruz was behind all of this and sent this man here to murder me and steal all of the bearer bonds.”

“Listen, Lady, I’m John McClane, but you gotta be quiet so I can get you out of here,” the cop said.

But before he could explain more, Hans Gruber heard her shouting, and John McClane was forced to turn himself in. Gruber grabbed AOC and held her hostage once again. “This is the end for me,” AOC thought to herself, but then McClane saved the day by ripping the gun off his back and killing the terrorist and wounding Gruber.

“And to make matters worse, Gruber fell back through the window, grabbing my wristwatch and nearly pulling me down with him. John McClane --without my consent -- grabbed my arm and unclasped my watch, letting Hans Gruber fall to his death,” said AOC. “I’m lucky to be alive, and I may never recover from the trauma it caused.”

Ocasio-Cortez has called on the NYPD to be defunded based on McClane's violent, aggressive behavior toward her.

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-recalls ... tomi-plaza

[89Hen]

BTW, I love seeing Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo defend her.

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Just lit my Shabbat candles with our space laser, like a total boss.

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AOC Recalls How She Barely Survived Terrorists Seizing Nakatomi Plaza

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent video, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recalled her harrowing experience at Nakatomi Plaza on the night terrorists stormed the building. She describes her near-death experience and what it was like trying to survive.

“I can tell you that I had a very close encounter where I thought I was going to die," said AOC describing the events at Nakatomi Plaza. “Hans Gruber and his armed thugs took control of the building, and everyone was in a panic.”

The congresswoman said she was able to sneak away and hide behind a bathroom door for safety. “But suddenly a deranged, barefoot, and bloodied cop wearing a wifebeater came bursting into the bathroom,” AOC explained. “His presence just didn’t feel right to me. He had so much anger and hostility! He was carrying a gun on his back, and he wasn’t yelling like, ‘This is Nakatomi Police, this is Nakatomi Police.'"

“And like where was his partner?” she continued. “Nothing was adding up. I just know Ted Cruz was behind all of this and sent this man here to murder me and steal all of the bearer bonds.”

“Listen, Lady, I’m John McClane, but you gotta be quiet so I can get you out of here,” the cop said.

But before he could explain more, Hans Gruber heard her shouting, and John McClane was forced to turn himself in. Gruber grabbed AOC and held her hostage once again. “This is the end for me,” AOC thought to herself, but then McClane saved the day by ripping the gun off his back and killing the terrorist and wounding Gruber.

“And to make matters worse, Gruber fell back through the window, grabbing my wristwatch and nearly pulling me down with him. John McClane --without my consent -- grabbed my arm and unclasped my watch, letting Hans Gruber fall to his death,” said AOC. “I’m lucky to be alive, and I may never recover from the trauma it caused.”

Ocasio-Cortez has called on the NYPD to be defunded based on McClane's violent, aggressive behavior toward her.

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-recalls ... tomi-plaza

Fucking Babylon Bee knocks it out of the park AGAIN.

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AOC Claims Two Men In MAGA Hats Threw Economics Textbooks At Her

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In recounting her terrifying experience in the Capitol when America's sacred and holy democracy was assaulted by Lin Wood's Twitter followers, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed that the attack was much more horrible and terrifying than anyone originally thought.

"At one point, two scary men in MAGA hats, like, literally threw copies of Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell, literally right at me," said AOC. "They said: 'Read this! Read this please!' in their very scary man voices. I thought at that moment I was going to die. I'm lucky to still be standing before you today."

AOC and other representatives are calling for Republicans and all their voters to be held accountable for the brazen terrorist attack, and have called for all copies of Basic Economics to be burned immediately. "I heard Thomas Sowell is a notorious white supremacist, so his book has no business being sold in stores let alone being thrown at innocent congresspeople in D.C.," said AOC.

At the time of publishing, FBI officials confirmed there were two more deadly copies of Basic Economics found on site after the attack on the Capitol.

"We're lucky we found these books before someone else did," said one investigator. "Thousands could have been injured."

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-claims- ... oks-at-her

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[UNI88]

BitterDKKK is kind of funny ...

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[Ibanez]

[Ibanez]

Have they all be executive orders or have some been executive actions? Trump issued something like 200 EOs and 800 EAs. There's a difference.

Either way, those numbers are off considering BIDEN has only signed 29 TOTAL since January 20 (24 were signed between 1/20 - 1/27).

[Ibanez]

I'd submit they love any crisis for those reasons...

[89Hen]

Have they all be executive orders or have some been executive actions? Trump issued something like 200 EOs and 800 EAs. There's a difference.

Either way, those numbers are off considering BIDEN has only signed 29 TOTAL since January 20 (24 were signed between 1/20 - 1/27).

I don't know why memes insist on exaggerating numbers that need no exaggeration.

In his first two weeks in office, President Biden has signed nearly as many executive orders as Franklin Roosevelt signed in his entire first month. And President Roosevelt holds the record.

Adding his signature to three executive orders on immigration Tuesday, Biden has now signed 28 executive orders since taking office. FDR signed 30 in his first month.

First month
Biden - 29 (still has a couple days)
Obama - 16
Trump - 12

https://www.npr.org/2021/02/03/96338018 ... cord-start

[Ibanez]

Have they all be executive orders or have some been executive actions? Trump issued something like 200 EOs and 800 EAs. There's a difference.

Either way, those numbers are off considering BIDEN has only signed 29 TOTAL since January 20 (24 were signed between 1/20 - 1/27).

I don't know why memes insist on exaggerating numbers that need no exaggeration.

In his first two weeks in office, President Biden has signed nearly as many executive orders as Franklin Roosevelt signed in his entire first month. And President Roosevelt holds the record.

Adding his signature to three executive orders on immigration Tuesday, Biden has now signed 28 executive orders since taking office. FDR signed 30 in his first month.

First month
Biden - 29 (still has a couple days)
Obama - 16
Trump - 12

https://www.npr.org/2021/02/03/96338018 ... cord-start

It's click bait, low information garbage. I get it's a meme and not an Encyclopedia entry but c'mon man. You're 100% right, why exaggerate the numbers?

https://www.federalregister.gov/preside ... biden/2021

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[Ibanez]

Well OBVIOUSLY, when you're in a pressurized tube, 30,000 feet in the air, the virus can't survive.


Duh

[SDHornet]

Well OBVIOUSLY, when you're in a pressurized tube, 30,000 feet in the air, the virus can't survive.


Duh

Plus everyone has 3 masks on!!!

[UNI88]

Well OBVIOUSLY, when you're in a pressurized tube, 30,000 feet in the air, the virus can't survive.

Duh

Plus everyone has 3 masks on!!!

There is definitely truth to BDKKK's meme.

And no way I would want to fly on that plane right now. I flew to Illinois to see my kids for Christmas. Had an entire exit row (both sides of the aisle) to myself on the way out. Had to suffer the indignity of someone sitting on the other side of the aisle on the way back. Quarantined in my house upon return to make sure others were safe.