Obama's Executive Action

[Ibanez]

People in qualifying groups must pass criminal and national security background checks, pay taxes and a fine, and prove their eligibility.
The groups are:
Parents of U.S. citizens or lawful permanent residents who have been in the US since January 1, 2010,and who are not 'enforcement priorities'
People who were brought to the U.S. illegally as children before the age of 16
No one qualifies for protection under the new guidelines if they were not living in the U.S. as of January 1, 2010.

How do we confirm an illegal immigrant was here in 2009?

[89Hen]

How do we confirm an illegal immigrant was here in 2009?

Ask them, duh.

[DSUrocks07]

People in qualifying groups must pass criminal and national security background checks, pay taxes and a fine, and prove their eligibility.
The groups are:
Parents of U.S. citizens or lawful permanent residents who have been in the US since January 1, 2010,and who are not 'enforcement priorities'
People who were brought to the U.S. illegally as children before the age of 16
No one qualifies for protection under the new guidelines if they were not living in the U.S. as of January 1, 2010.

How do we confirm an illegal immigrant was here in 2009?

Because they said they were of course, why would they lie?

[Cap'n Cat]

Fuck, Conks are so interested in those folks' status, have them check!

[andy7171]

I'm sure they have receipts from the torilleria when they crossed over.

[89Hen]

Fuck, Conks are so interested in those folks' status, have them check!

Any time somebody comes close to checking, you throw a hissy fit. Make up your damn mind.

[Ibanez]

I'm sure they have receipts from the torilleria when they crossed over.

Good point. Perhaps we can contact the coyote (if he's still alive) and ask to see the books.

[Cap'n Cat]

Fuck, Conks are so interested in those folks' status, have them check!

Any time somebody comes close to checking, you throw a hissy fit. Make up your damn mind.

Quite the contrary, Henski. Conks would rather spew hate and misinformation rather than check on the facts. No worries here, friend!

[89Hen]

Conks would rather spew hate and misinformation rather than check on the facts.

Didn't realize you were a conk.

[dbackjon]

Easy to check. Just get the birth records from their American citizen kids

[CID1990]

People in qualifying groups must pass criminal and national security background checks, pay taxes and a fine, and prove their eligibility.
The groups are:
Parents of U.S. citizens or lawful permanent residents who have been in the US since January 1, 2010,and who are not 'enforcement priorities'
People who were brought to the U.S. illegally as children before the age of 16
No one qualifies for protection under the new guidelines if they were not living in the U.S. as of January 1, 2010.

How do we confirm an illegal immigrant was here in 2009?

the same way we confirm if they have Ebola

just ask