Typical Conk Halloween

[andy7171]

In my neighborhood, we are charged more for services because they think we have more money.
And they are right. But it is still bullshit.
So it works both ways.

Waaaah, Waaaah, Waaah - no one gives a shit.

D is on fire today!

[D1B]

1. They're the only houses on the block with no decorations even though they all have at least 4 conk larvae, all three SUV's in the driveway, outdoor lights shut off, shades pulled on all the windows so they can delude themselves into thinking no one knows they're actually home. All a ruse to avoid a hand out to kids with parents who, in their opinion, are not working hard enough. And, they're just cheap.

2. In the finished basements of said homes there's invariably an invite-only "private" Halloween party attended by families who meet a certain income threshold. Even though the party is supposed be for children, most of the snacks, food, decor and drink are really for adults - Smoked salmon and capers, bacon wrapped chestnuts, champagne, Bud Light, Jameson's... All the kids are upstairs in Tegan's room playing GTA V on Xbox and smoking fake pot. Conks, privately, don't give a flying **** about their children.

3. Unfulfilled, rapidly aging conkwives dressed in whorish catwoman or erotic witch costumes - desperately hoping to catch the attention of their disinterested husbands - fat sloppy tits and cellulite hanging all over the place, drinking way too much and loudly discussing how much they want to **** the black kid who sells em their Oxy's. Husbands all invariably still dressed in their work clothes (suit or scrubs) hear it all and don't give a **** because they're banging everything in the office, including the FAX machine. The minute their whores gave birth, they quit paying attention to em. They hate women.

4. Several of the conk alpha males are in Mariah's (teen daughter) bedroom upstairs, trying on her clothes and using hunting binoculars to scope out little boys in Batman or Darth Vader tights.

5. The nights typically end in massive violence due to copious alcohol consumption coupled with mental illness.

6. It's 3am and their kids walked home hours ago, alone.

Sounds like you are going to have a pretty stale party there D.

No, your wife is bringing PCP for everyone. We're gonna get lit up then she promised to toss everyone's salad. Except for mine of course, cuz I'm a gentleman.

[Gil Dobie]

No, your wife is bringing PCP for everyone. We're gonna get lit up then she promised to toss everyone's salad. Except for mine of course, cuz I'm a gentleman.

Which wife?

[D1B]

No, your wife is bringing PCP for everyone. We're gonna get lit up then she promised to toss everyone's salad. Except for mine of course, cuz I'm a gentleman.

Which wife?

This one:

[CAA Flagship]

You best not be makin' fun of me.