Rachel Maddow: Hottest Anchor Ever To Grace The Small Screen

[Cap'n Cat]

Cap'n Cat is in love!

Sharp, hot, friendly, humorous, LIBERAL!!!

[Willie]

I think I developed epilepsy after looking at all of that.

[travelinman67]

You do know she's lesbian, right?

[bench]

I wouldn't fuck her with Ann Coulter's dick.

[AZGrizFan]

I wouldn't fuck her with Ann Coulter's dick.

I'd pay to watch that, but I wouldn't touch her with Bench's unit.

[bench]

I wouldn't fuck her with Ann Coulter's dick.

I'd pay to watch that, but I wouldn't touch her with Bench's unit.

How much do you think your fellow CS'ers would pay to see you on top of that – our very own Tom Fucker, card-carrying conservative, Barry Goldwater's baby boy, captain of the good ship Freedom with the facial hair of fifteen-year-old, awkwardly throwing the meat to a frumpy, liberal lesbian KD Lang impersonator? Five hundred dollars? A thousand?

[Purple For Life]

She's no dummy--was a Rhodes scholar and has degrees in public policy and a doctorate of philosophy in political science.

http://pics.livejournal.com/rawbery79/pic/00atcr24

I've got more Rach-a-licious gifs for you Cap'n, but TinyPic is being a beyotch, and it's late, so I'll try to get to them later.

[Ibanez]

I wouldn't hit it.

[Cap'n Cat]

Lesbian, liberal AND a genius!

Holy Christ!

[Purple For Life]

[UNI88]

Did you sneak a Mary Lou Retton one in there?

[Purple For Life]

Did you sneak a Mary Lou Retton one in there?

Nope, that's Rachel!

[BigApp]

she likes fake dicks, not real ones...

[Cap'n Cat]

Did you sneak a Mary Lou Retton one in there?

Nope, that's Rachel!

By no means is she hotter than you, BTW, Miss Becca!

[clenz]

I don't find her attractive, outwardly or inwardly, at all.

[Cap'n Cat]

I don't find her attractive, outwardly or inwardly, at all.

Think she:

A. Leaves it full bush
B. Cursorily trims it
C. Hitler moustache
D. Baby's ass bald

????


I say she's carryin' full foliage.

[clenz]

I don't find her attractive, outwardly or inwardly, at all.

Think she:

A. Leaves it full bush
B. Cursorily trims it
C. Hitler moustache
D. Baby's ass bald

????


I say she's carryin' full foliage.

I would be shocked if it is anything other than a full shrubbery.

[Cap'n Cat]

I say she's carryin' full foliage.

I would be shocked if it is anything other than a full shrubbery.[/quote]


Thinks she sports an ass beard, too?

[UNI88]

I don't find her attractive, outwardly or inwardly, at all.

Think she:

A. Leaves it full bush
B. Cursorily trims it
C. Hitler moustache
D. Baby's ass bald

????


I say she's carryin' full foliage.

An intricately shaved circle with a cross below it?

[Purple For Life]

Nope, that's Rachel!

By no means is she hotter than you, BTW, Miss Becca!

Aw, shucks...she IS cute though. I dug up some links related to articles on her:
http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_p ... hel+maddow

[ASUMountaineer]

I wouldn't hit it, but I would be interested to see how she looked if she had longer hair. I think that may be part of the problem for me.

[AZGrizFan]

I'd pay to watch that, but I wouldn't touch her with Bench's unit.

How much do you think your fellow CS'ers would pay to see you on top of that – our very own Tom Fucker, card-carrying conservative, Barry Goldwater's baby boy, captain of the good ship Freedom with the facial hair of fifteen-year-old, awkwardly throwing the meat to a frumpy, liberal lesbian KD Lang impersonator? Five hundred dollars? A thousand?

You get to fifteen hundred and we got ourselves a deal. A man's got his price, Benchy.

[ASUMountaineer]

I much prefer Robin Meade.

[AZGrizFan]

I much prefer Robin Meade.

mmmmmmm.....


She told me she preferred me to you, however.

[Cap'n Cat]

It's been bugging the crap out of me who tf Maddow looks like and then it finally hit me -
Peyton Manning!