Wife cut you off again?AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.
AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.
citdog wrote:AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.
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Him stand with blue balls in breach cloth.AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.
HI54UNI wrote:Wife cut you off again?AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.
Yes.citdog wrote:AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.
indian name?
Wait, what?D1B wrote:D1B will be arriving at Blueball's palacial compound in two weeks. After an evening reception with area dignitaries and celebrities, they plan to discuss basic parameters for a peace accord.
Blueballs, when asked if peace was truly within reach, responded: "Fuck no. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. D1B is basically insane, and if I see that fat motherfucker within 100 yards of my family, I'm gonna pop several caps in his dome lid."
Talks are expected to last 3 days, then D1B is headed to Key Largo to score weed, pussy and tarpon.
Here are some of the dignitaries invited to the conference.D1B wrote:D1B will be arriving at Blueball's palacial compound in two weeks. After an evening reception with area dignitaries and celebrities, they plan to discuss basic parameters for a peace accord.
Cap'n Cat wrote:D,
Ever met blueballs' wife?
"HEY, now!!!!!"
Agreed. Mrs. Baldy ain't no slouch, either.Ivytalk wrote:Mrs. blueballs is a beautiful, smart, funny and (dare I say it) saintly woman. She must be for putting up with blueballs.
BTW, I'm willing to sweeten the deal if that ain't enough.blueballs wrote: In other behind the scenes dealmaking, Joltin' Joe was rumored to have offered 2 dugout level Red Sawx/Yankees tix to Blueballs to push D1B overboard in the gator infested canals between Lake Monroe and Lake Jesup.
This is a fluid situation.
More to follow...
Mrs. Baldy is likewise a queen: true GSU graciousness and royalty. She likewise has a burden to bear: The Bald One, Conkus Supremis.Cap'n Cat wrote:Agreed. Mrs. Baldy ain't no slouch, either.Ivytalk wrote:Mrs. blueballs is a beautiful, smart, funny and (dare I say it) saintly woman. She must be for putting up with blueballs.
Cap'n Cat wrote:Agreed. Mrs. Baldy ain't no slouch, either.Ivytalk wrote:Mrs. blueballs is a beautiful, smart, funny and (dare I say it) saintly woman. She must be for putting up with blueballs.
Thank you for differentiating between the two. No need to lump us left coasters with the slack-jawed yokels, nazi's, and cossacks of the inner mountain west.Ibanez wrote:How do we know this will be legit? Will there be a West Coast and Mountain Representative?
And we're more than happy not to be associated with you Pa-losers.kalm wrote:Thank you for differentiating between the two. No need to lump us left coasters with the slack-jawed yokels, nazi's, and cossacks of the inner mountain west.Ibanez wrote:How do we know this will be legit? Will there be a West Coast and Mountain Representative?
What's a Pa-loser?Grizalltheway wrote:And we're more than happy not to be associated with you Pa-losers.kalm wrote:
Thank you for differentiating between the two. No need to lump us left coasters with the slack-jawed yokels, nazi's, and cossacks of the inner mountain west.
