New Tea Party Target - Manatees!!!

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Well 'smitty, I know who to blame when I have nightmares tonight.

[Cap'n Cat]

Fuck manatees. I hope they choke on the old-style six-pack plastic rings that held your purchase together.

They remind me of the fat, 200lb plus societal tapeworms that you see at walmart buying more crap to stuff into their families' pieholes. You know the women, those that have given up and wear the "fat smock" because their tits, bellies, and asses are too fucking bloated to serve any useful purpose other than hold up a bag of tostitos during midnight shopping expeditions on the couch watching HSN.

Papa Smitty gave me two very valuable pieces of advice while growing up:
1. Never marry a woman that cannot pick her own crab.
2. If you cannot reach it to wash it, it cannot smell good.

While at it, if ICE would only conduct residency checks on Friday evenings at every Walmart in the US, the number of illegals would decline drastically, and the aroma surrounding these establishments would improve beyond the ubiquitous stench of third world lack of dental hygiene.

[JohnStOnge]

Please tell me that is not real