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Political Poetic Justice

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Making the rounds on the net:

There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a sarcastic demeanor
Forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one weiner leaner
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Re: Political Poetic Justice

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JoltinJoe wrote:Making the rounds on the net:

There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a sarcastic demeanor
Forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one weiner leaner
Weiner now has his sites set on bigger offices and will primary Obama with a VP selection from his own cabinet cabinet...be ready for the Weiner-Holder ticket.
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There once was a pervert named Father
Who had a sadistic manboner
For little young sons
Who they spooged in their buns
And called it macarboni!!

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kalm wrote:
JoltinJoe wrote:Making the rounds on the net:

There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a sarcastic demeanor
Forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one weiner leaner
Weiner now has his sites set on bigger offices and will primary Obama with a VP selection from his own cabinet cabinet...be ready for the Weiner-Holder ticket.
:notworthy:
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JoltinJoe wrote:Making the rounds on the net:

There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a sarcastic demeanor
Forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one weiner leaner
We don't need no steeeenking net:

Congressman Anthony Weiner
should have waited until he had seen her
now he's all in a funk
'cause by texting his junk
he made his job prospects much leaner.

Thankya, thankya vury mush...







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houndawg wrote:
JoltinJoe wrote:Making the rounds on the net:

There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a sarcastic demeanor
Forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one weiner leaner
We don't need no steeeenking net:

Congressman Anthony Weiner
should have waited until he had seen her
now he's all in a ****
'cause by texting his junk
he made his job prospects much leaner.

Thankya, thankya vury mush...







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Not bad! :D

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Dude seemed real proud of his dick
With tweats to an unknown chick
Not nearly as crass
As MaBama's fat ass
That vile bitch makes me sick

Poor Huma knew what to do
Arranged marriage with a Jew
Preferred Hillary's box
Over taking men's cocks
So the public had no clue
When Maxine Waters reaches the pearly gates, I hope St. Peter bitch-slaps her with a large, wet teabag
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JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:Dude seemed real proud of his dick
With tweats to an unknown chick
Not nearly as crass
As MaBama's fat ass
That vile bitch makes me sick

Poor Huma knew what to do
Arranged marriage with a Jew
Preferred Hillary's box
Over taking men's cocks
So the public had no clue

The hate just radiates...... :ohno:


I'll bet your buddies over on Stormfront love it.
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Not sure what Stormfront is.

Libs have NO sense of humor when the target is themselves.
When Maxine Waters reaches the pearly gates, I hope St. Peter bitch-slaps her with a large, wet teabag
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