John Hancock Tower About To Collapse Into Own Footprint?

[expandspanos]

Uh oh! Hopefully the John Hancock Tower doesn't end up collapsing into it's own footprint!

Steel buildings apparently can collapse from office fires alone, they had better evacuate the entire area around the Hancock- or it might collapse like Building 7.



Reports: Fire Rages on 50th Floor of John Hancock Skyscraper in Chicago [Updated]

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[AZGrizFan]

Hey spanos....was it hit by a 777?

[Baldy]

Whoa wait...

I've been outta the loop, but did a jetliner full of fuel fly into the John Hancock Tower?

[ASUG8]

Whoa wait...

I've been outta the loop, but did a jetliner full of fuel fly into the John Hancock Tower?

Don't be stupid, Baldy. It's clearly a government staged CGI moment meant to instill fear. None of this happened. Like 9/11. Or Columbine, Aurora, Sandy Hook, or Boston.

[Ibanez]

Uh oh! Hopefully the John Hancock Tower doesn't end up collapsing into it's own footprint!

Steel buildings apparently can collapse from office fires alone, they had better evacuate the entire area around the Hancock- or it might collapse like Building 7.



Reports: Fire Rages on 50th Floor of John Hancock Skyscraper in Chicago [Updated]

http://gawker.com/reports-fire-rages-on ... 1743969287" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Sure. Because this and 9/11 are comparable.

[Ibanez]

Whoa wait...

I've been outta the loop, but did a jetliner full of fuel fly into the John Hancock Tower?

Don't be stupid, Baldy. It's clearly a government staged CGI moment meant to instill fear. None of this happened. Like 9/11. Or Columbine, Aurora, Sandy Hook, or Boston.

True. In fact, the Hancock building, like the World Trade Towers, don't really exist. It was all holograms and slight of hand.

[Baldy]

Whoa wait...

I've been outta the loop, but did a jetliner full of fuel fly into the John Hancock Tower?

Don't be stupid, Baldy. It's clearly a government staged CGI moment meant to instill fear. None of this happened. Like 9/11. Or Columbine, Aurora, Sandy Hook, or Boston.

Fuck, what was I thinking?

[Rob Iola]

Don't be stupid, Baldy. It's clearly a government staged CGI moment meant to instill fear. None of this happened. Like 9/11. Or Columbine, Aurora, Sandy Hook, or Boston.

True. In fact, the Hancock building, like the World Trade Towers, don't really exist. It was all holograms and slight of hand.

Kinda like the Citadel beating South Carolina...

[Ibanez]

True. In fact, the Hancock building, like the World Trade Towers, don't really exist. It was all holograms and slight of hand.

Kinda like the Citadel beating South Carolina...

You read "holograms" but thought "hallucinogenics."

[clenz]

Speaking of things that don't exist/didn't happen that star with the holo sound....

[CID1990]

Uh oh! Hopefully the John Hancock Tower doesn't end up collapsing into it's own footprint!

Steel buildings apparently can collapse from office fires alone, they had better evacuate the entire area around the Hancock- or it might collapse like Building 7.



Reports: Fire Rages on 50th Floor of John Hancock Skyscraper in Chicago [Updated]

http://gawker.com/reports-fire-rages-on ... 1743969287" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

A whole neighborhood once collapsed into your mother's vagina, so I suppose anything is possible.

[DSUrocks07]

Don't be stupid, Baldy. It's clearly a government staged CGI moment meant to instill fear. None of this happened. Like 9/11. Or Columbine, Aurora, Sandy Hook, or Boston.

True. In fact, the Hancock building, like the World Trade Towers, don't really exist. It was all holograms and slight of hand.

My favorite perk in Call of Duty

[houndawg]

Uh oh! Hopefully the John Hancock Tower doesn't end up collapsing into it's own footprint!

Steel buildings apparently can collapse from office fires alone, they had better evacuate the entire area around the Hancock- or it might collapse like Building 7.



Reports: Fire Rages on 50th Floor of John Hancock Skyscraper in Chicago [Updated]

http://gawker.com/reports-fire-rages-on ... 1743969287" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Obama was supposed to have had the charges rigged months ago.

[93henfan]

How is the demo going?