Maybe Beheading Isn't So Bad After All

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Maybe Beheading Isn't So Bad After All

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Now ISIS is burning their hostages in cages. Jordanian pilot got cooked.

WTF? :?
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Start the drum roll. Jordan said it would execute all the AQ terrorists being held if he were killed.

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When I start backpack blogging in Syria (because hey, who wouldn't want to do that?), if I am ever captured and turned over to ISIS I am totally choosing beheading now.

So what's next, after beheading and burning alive? The rack? Drawing and quartering? Wood chipper?!?
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I'm thinking this is quite the way you unite all muslins together for your Jihad vs the West.

Not sure what could be worse than burning to death. Even Daniel Day Lewis had to pop that Birtish red coat at the end of Last of the Mohicans.
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Meh - this is all so Sons of Anarchy...
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93henfan wrote:When I start backpack blogging in Syria (because hey, who wouldn't want to do that?), if I am ever captured and turned over to ISIS I am totally choosing beheading now.

So what's next, after beheading and burning alive? The rack? Drawing and quartering? Wood chipper?!?
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93henfan wrote:When I start backpack blogging in Syria (because hey, who wouldn't want to do that?), if I am ever captured and turned over to ISIS I am totally choosing beheading now.

So what's next, after beheading and burning alive? The rack? Drawing and quartering? Wood chipper?!?
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Ibanez wrote:
93henfan wrote:When I start backpack blogging in Syria (because hey, who wouldn't want to do that?), if I am ever captured and turned over to ISIS I am totally choosing beheading now.

So what's next, after beheading and burning alive? The rack? Drawing and quartering? Wood chipper?!?
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Grizalltheway wrote:
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andy7171 wrote:Start the drum roll. Jordan said it would execute all the AQ terrorists being held if he were killed.

King Abdullah, you are on the clock!
That would be AWESOME!!!!!

Hey, these Muslin clowns are turning Joo on us...an eye for an eye thing going on here (hopefully). :thumb:
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Time to call these guys in.

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Ibanez wrote:
93henfan wrote:When I start backpack blogging in Syria (because hey, who wouldn't want to do that?), if I am ever captured and turned over to ISIS I am totally choosing beheading now.

So what's next, after beheading and burning alive? The rack? Drawing and quartering? Wood chipper?!?
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93henfan wrote:
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HEY! DBACK!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... pilot.html

Beheadings!

Burned Alive!

Run over by a bulldozer!

Gays thrown off towers! Then stoned to death if they survive the fall!!

Mass murder of non-believers!

Retaliation executions!!

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I don't think "Hey, guys! We're not as bad as ISIS!" is a particularly good rallying cry.

Doesn't work for Al Qaeda, Hezbollah, etc. either.
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Skjellyfetti wrote:I don't think "Hey, guys! We're not as bad as ISIS!" is a particularly good rallying cry.

Doesn't work for Al Qaeda, Hezbollah, etc. either.
It is when there are imbecilles asserting America is a human rights violator.
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Pfffft...nothing to see here. :tothehand:

I'll speak for jon, jelly, Cappy, houndy, and company.

These guys are just the JV squad. :coffee:
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Skjellyfetti wrote:I don't think "Hey, guys! We're not as bad as ISIS!" is a particularly good rallying cry.

Doesn't work for Al Qaeda, Hezbollah, etc. either.
It is when there are imbecilles asserting America is a human rights violator.
We just have our proxies do the violating. :coffee:
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I would be willing to bet that if someone would do a poll of the US Military right now the results would show that the overwhelming majority of members of it want at those ISIS guys right now. They probably have for a while but at this point I'd bet it's really getting intense. I think they'd really love to kick some ISIS ass at this point. Full bore.

I think they'd love to say, "You wanted the US Military, assholes? You've got it."

And if they were let at them ISIS would be absolutely slaughtered. Total mismatch.
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JohnStOnge wrote:I would be willing to bet that if someone would do a poll of the US Military right now the results would show that the overwhelming majority of members of it want at those ISIS guys right now. They probably have for a while but at this point I'd bet it's really getting intense. I think they'd really love to kick some ISIS ass at this point. Full bore.

I think they'd love to say, "You wanted the US Military, assholes? You've got it."

And if they were let at them ISIS would be absolutely slaughtered. Total mismatch.

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True. But ISIS is our invention.
No it's not. It's Mohammed's invention. All that crap about how they're perverting a "beautiful religion" is nonsense. They're acting just like Mohammed's Islamic armies did at the start. They're just practicing the faith as "The Prophet" would've had them practice it.
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JohnStOnge wrote: And if they were let at them ISIS would be absolutely slaughtered. Total mismatch.

Meanwhile... 14 years later in Afghanistan...
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