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Anything that will keep thes goofy fuckers out of my way is a good thing.
BTW, is it a requirement to dress like a Tour-de-France cyclist when biking?
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CAA Flagship wrote: BTW, is it a requirement to dress like a Tour-de-France cyclist when biking?
Hate that as well. I ride all the time... but, dressed in normal clothes or workout clothes.

But, I do love flying by the fuckers on $5,000 bikes dressed head-to-toe in spandex. :lol:
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Skjellyfetti wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: BTW, is it a requirement to dress like a Tour-de-France cyclist when biking?
Hate that as well. I ride all the time... but, dressed in normal clothes or workout clothes.

But, I do love flying by the fuckers on $5,000 bikes dressed head-to-toe in spandex. :lol:
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Skjellyfetti wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: BTW, is it a requirement to dress like a Tour-de-France cyclist when biking?
Hate that as well. I ride all the time... but, dressed in normal clothes or workout clothes.

But, I do love flying by the fuckers on $5,000 bikes dressed head-to-toe in spandex. :lol:
Well, I'm sure that the seat doesn't hurt your vagina, but for those of us with a nutsack, that big cushy chamois in those bike shorts makes riding the 250+ miles I ride a week much more tolerable for those nuts. :nod: I wear gore bibs and whatever jersey is on top of the pile. Any moron who would go out on a 75 mile ride in work out clothes deserves the the raging case of monkey butt they'll have afterwards. :stupid:

I do have to laugh at the guys we pass all decked out in full pro kits, though. Who are they trying to fool? :roll:

And you aren't blowing by any real cyclists on your schwinn, so get over yourself. You couldn't keep up with me if I were on a stationary bike. :rofl:
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I will say this slowly for all to understand.


Bicyclists are gangreneous piss flaps. They are the worst people in the world. Even worse than a drunk Asian lady who is yapping on her cell phone while smoking a Virginia Slim, behind the wheel of a minivan
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grizzaholic wrote:I will say this slowly for all to understand.


Bicyclists are gangreneous piss flaps. They are the worst people in the world. Even worse than a drunk Asian lady who is yapping on her cell phone while smoking a Virginia Slim, behind the wheel of a minivan
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CAA Flagship wrote:Anything that will keep thes goofy fuckers out of my way is a good thing.
BTW, is it a requirement to dress like a Tour-de-France cyclist when biking?
Only if you are a shitty cyclist.
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These fuckers should all be arrested for blocking traffic. They think it is all fun and games blocking traffic and causing a scene.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7uY9ydMYc[/youtube]

Missoula has one or two of these each year and all it does is cause more hatred for those pedal pushers.
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death dealer wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:
Hate that as well. I ride all the time... but, dressed in normal clothes or workout clothes.

But, I do love flying by the fuckers on $5,000 bikes dressed head-to-toe in spandex. :lol:
Well, I'm sure that the seat doesn't hurt your vagina, but for those of us with a nutsack, that big cushy chamois in those bike shorts makes riding the 250+ miles I ride a week much more tolerable for those nuts. :nod: I wear gore bibs and whatever jersey is on top of the pile. Any moron who would go out on a 75 mile ride in work out clothes deserves the the raging case of monkey butt they'll have afterwards. :stupid:

I do have to laugh at the guys we pass all decked out in full pro kits, though. Who are they trying to fool? :roll:

And you aren't blowing by any real cyclists on your schwinn, so get over yourself. You couldn't keep up with me if I were on a stationary bike. :rofl:
I passed a guy in a polka dot com jersey while pulling my son on his trailer bike up a hill. True irony. Of course I was wearing my team kit, but it was still hilarious.
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grizzaholic wrote:These fuckers should all be arrested for blocking traffic. They think it is all fun and games blocking traffic and causing a scene.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7uY9ydMYc[/youtube]

Missoula has one or two of these each year and all it does is cause more hatred for those pedal pushers.
This one's better:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJDLyNNl1ek[/youtube]

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∞∞∞ wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:These fuckers should all be arrested for blocking traffic. They think it is all fun and games blocking traffic and causing a scene.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7uY9ydMYc[/youtube]

Missoula has one or two of these each year and all it does is cause more hatred for those pedal pushers.
This one's better:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJDLyNNl1ek[/youtube]

(no one died)
That was the one I was looking for.
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death dealer wrote:Well, I'm sure that the seat doesn't hurt your vagina, but for those of us with a nutsack, that big cushy chamois in those bike shorts makes riding the 250+ miles I ride a week much more tolerable for those nuts. :nod: I wear gore bibs and whatever jersey is on top of the pile.
Don't need cushy chamois if you have a Brooks saddle. Thing has formed to every nook and cranny of my nether regions and couldn't be more comfortable. Actually, it is even less comfortable if I wear chamois.

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Couldn't imagine riding on a racing saddle. But, if you actually race, then more power to you cause the bit of weight difference actually matters to you. It's the people that think they need all that kind of shit because that's what Lance Armstrong uses that crack me up.
Any moron who would go out on a 75 mile ride in work out clothes deserves the the raging case of monkey butt they'll have afterwards. :stupid:
Regular ole clothes served me plenty well from Tennessee to Mexico. :nod:

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death dealer wrote:And you aren't blowing by any real cyclists on your schwinn, so get over yourself. You couldn't keep up with me if I were on a stationary bike. :rofl:
I know. I'm just talking about the posers that have to buy all the gear to go out on their 15 mile jaunts down the Blue Ridge Parkway. :lol:

My comment wasn't to say that I'm a fast cyclist by any means. I ride for recreation... I don't really give a fuck how fast I go (except on descents :rockon: ). I don't know how fast you ride... but, any cyclist that talks shit... would probably leave me in the dust. :lol:
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Skjellyfetti wrote:Thing has formed to every nook and cranny of my nether regions

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So in other words we should imagine a polyp shaped like a Pringles can sticking up out of it.



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death dealer wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:
Hate that as well. I ride all the time... but, dressed in normal clothes or workout clothes.

But, I do love flying by the fuckers on $5,000 bikes dressed head-to-toe in spandex. :lol:
Well, I'm sure that the seat doesn't hurt your vagina, but for those of us with a nutsack, that big cushy chamois in those bike shorts makes riding the 250+ miles I ride a week much more tolerable for those nuts. :nod: I wear gore bibs and whatever jersey is on top of the pile. Any moron who would go out on a 75 mile ride in work out clothes deserves the the raging case of monkey butt they'll have afterwards. :stupid:
:nod:

When I had my vasectomy last year, I was in the middle of 1 a month triathlon competition with the local P&R. I had been using a spinning bike for the cycling portion and let's just say I was experiencing pain issues with the nether regions. The urologist told me you really have to be cautious with this shit or risk some serious problems with your plumbing... and even impotency. He said the rumor is that's why Sheryl Crow left Lance Armstrong.
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∞∞∞ wrote: This one's better:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJDLyNNl1ek[/youtube]

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See...that guy should be given a medal. :notworthy:

I love to bike, and respect bikers that follow the rules of the road...and I think we need to be a more friendly bike society. :thumb:

However, azzhats in cars that go slow in the left lane should be shot...as should any biker or group of bikers that intentionally wanders around hogging all the lanes in an effort to slow cars down. F them. :tothehand:

Leave a lane open so that others can go about their day. :nod:
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Cluck U wrote: However, azzhats in cars that go slow in the left lane should be shot...as should any biker or group of bikers that intentionally wanders around hogging all the lanes in an effort to slow cars down. F them. :tothehand:

Leave a lane open so that others can go about their day. :nod:
I completely agree for the most part.

Some Critical Mass events get a permit... and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Same as protesting in the streets as these tea partiers are doing:
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I don't think you should be able to mass protest in the middle of the street on foot or on a bicycle without a permit.
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grizzaholic wrote:I will say this slowly for all to understand.


Bicyclists are gangreneous piss flaps. They are the worst people in the world. Even worse than a drunk Asian lady who is yapping on her cell phone while smoking a Virginia Slim, behind the wheel of a minivan
In the left lane...
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Rob Iola wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:I will say this slowly for all to understand.


Bicyclists are gangreneous piss flaps. They are the worst people in the world. Even worse than a drunk Asian lady who is yapping on her cell phone while smoking a Virginia Slim, behind the wheel of a minivan
In the left lane...
.....with Maryland license plates.....
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When I see cyclists disobeying traffic regulations I run over them


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CAA Flagship wrote:Anything that will keep thes goofy fuckers out of my way is a good thing.
BTW, is it a requirement to dress like a Tour-de-France cyclist when biking?
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CID1990 wrote:When I see cyclists disobeying traffic regulations I run over them


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As you should. I'm assuming you treat other motorists and legal occupants of the road equally? To single out one otherwise legitimate group differently than another would make you a serious ass-munch. :roll:
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Skjellyfetti wrote:Image

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:? :rofl:

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On the silliness scale, this is somewhere in between wasting corn on ethanol production and thinking that wind and solar can be energy saviors. :coffee:
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CID1990 wrote:When I see cyclists disobeying traffic regulations I run over them


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As you should. I'm assuming you treat other motorists and legal occupants of the road equally? To single out one otherwise legitimate group differently than another would make you a serious ass-munch. :roll:
No, because if I did it to a Mack truck I might get hurt, dork.


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