Jesus took three wives...

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Jesus took three wives...

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I'm surprised it was only three... Anybody who could walk on water, heal lepers, turn water ti wine, etc. Should have enjoyed a harem.
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He would need miraculous supernatural powers to keep three wives happy.
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Anybody that wants three wives has never been married before. :ohno:
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No wonder he went to the crucifixion so readily.
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There is a lot of truth in this thread. :coffee:
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houndawg wrote:Anybody that wants three wives has never been married before. :ohno:
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