EFF YOU Ibanez...
EFF YOU Ibanez...
for locking that thread, it was pure internets Hall of Fame material.

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This is why democracy works!Baldy wrote:for locking that thread, it was pure internets Hall of Fame material.![]()
Turns out I might be a little gay. 89Hen 11/7/17
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I didn't even know threads could be locked here.


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It doesn't happen often..or ever. But I felt it was needed and it's probably to only contribution I have offered under my Mod title (which I don't take seriously.)∞∞∞ wrote:I didn't even know threads could be locked here.
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C'mon man, don't go all AGS on us, the thread is just warming up! How often do we get fresh meat like this peckerwood?
Oboe needs to get a room with his buddies at Westboro Baptist Church.
Anybody taking bets on him showing up for Rob? I say Obie pusses out.
Oboe needs to get a room with his buddies at Westboro Baptist Church.
Anybody taking bets on him showing up for Rob? I say Obie pusses out.
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It's ok. I'm a mod at FBSfans.com...Ibanez wrote:It doesn't happen often..or ever. But I felt it was needed and it's probably to only contribution I have offered under my Mod title (which I don't take seriously.)
...I haven't logged in there in months.
(sorry Chris)
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Man, I wake up this morning and check to see how many pages of pure, unadulterated entertainment had been added to the Opie self-destruction thread.
Imagine my glee at seeing the guy threaten legal action where he had already 1) issued a challenge to a duel, and 2) made numerous posts that would be considered "fighting words" by a jury.
Then, I went to point out the fact that perhaps his poor understanding of the law is why he is currently working at a strip mall location and I then found that the thread was locked.
I'm sorry, Ibanez, but you must be flogged. You killed what was becoming the most epic thread on CS ever. You also killed my morning.
Imagine my glee at seeing the guy threaten legal action where he had already 1) issued a challenge to a duel, and 2) made numerous posts that would be considered "fighting words" by a jury.
Then, I went to point out the fact that perhaps his poor understanding of the law is why he is currently working at a strip mall location and I then found that the thread was locked.
I'm sorry, Ibanez, but you must be flogged. You killed what was becoming the most epic thread on CS ever. You also killed my morning.
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Go eat your Gook breakfast.CID1990 wrote:Man, I wake up this morning and check to see how many pages of pure, unadulterated entertainment had been added to the Opie self-destruction thread.
Imagine my glee at seeing the guy threaten legal action where he had already 1) issued a challenge to a duel, and 2) made numerous posts that would be considered "fighting words" by a jury.
Then, I went to point out the fact that perhaps his poor understanding of the law is why he is currently working at a strip mall location and I then found that the thread was locked.
I'm sorry, Ibanez, but you must be flogged. You killed what was becoming the most epic thread on CS ever. You also killed my morning.
I'll flog myself tonight.
Turns out I might be a little gay. 89Hen 11/7/17
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Whatever you say, Ralph.Ibanez wrote:It doesn't happen often..or ever. But I felt it was needed and it's probably to only contribution I have offered under my Mod title (which I don't take seriously.)∞∞∞ wrote:I didn't even know threads could be locked here.
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BOOM!
IN YOUR FACE IBANEZ!
Too bad it had to end like that but to keep any editing from being done and preserve the evidence not much else could have been done I imagine.
IN YOUR FACE IBANEZ!
Too bad it had to end like that but to keep any editing from being done and preserve the evidence not much else could have been done I imagine.
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Opie's not smart enough to realize he left a trail of evidence a mile wide....he thinks he was above reproach in the whole exchange.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:BOOM!
IN YOUR FACE IBANEZ!
Too bad it had to end like that but to keep any editing from being done and preserve the evidence not much else could have been done I imagine.
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Dumb as he is, I have a feeling he knows he doesn't have anything close to a case. He probably just thought this was the only way to save any face (in his mind, at least) in this whole situation. 
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It is rather comical when someone new all high and mighty comes in and doesn't get the dynamics of the board and realize that the entire thing is an exercise in passing the time until football season and at the end of the day, we'd all just as soon get together and tap a keg together.houndawg wrote:C'mon man, don't go all AGS on us, the thread is just warming up! How often do we get fresh meat like this peckerwood?
When someone comes in and actually takes themselves seriously, it's thread of the year material.....keep this thread for future reference when awards start getting handed out.
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Somebody with pull get Ibanez to unlock this thing! Holyshit, batman - we've got the livest one since grizzaholic melted down over the wolves......AZGrizFan wrote:It is rather comical when someone new all high and mighty comes in and doesn't get the dynamics of the board and realize that the entire thing is an exercise in passing the time until football season and at the end of the day, we'd all just as soon get together and tap a keg together.houndawg wrote:C'mon man, don't go all AGS on us, the thread is just warming up! How often do we get fresh meat like this peckerwood?
When someone comes in and actually takes themselves seriously, it's thread of the year material.....keep this thread for future reference when awards start getting handed out.![]()
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Dude, that's like pulling a guy throwing a no-hitter in the 8th inning.
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That's what I was thinking. I believe he was looking for a way out that didn't confirm what we all knew already (that he's a loudmouth only child).Grizalltheway wrote:Dumb as he is, I have a feeling he knows he doesn't have anything close to a case. He probably just thought this was the only way to save any face (in his mind, at least) in this whole situation.
I have to admit, it was creative but surely it fits with one of those internetz loser profiles where we got the always entertaining "also sodomy" from.
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I'm with houndawg.houndawg wrote:Somebody with pull get Ibanez to unlock this thing! Holyshit, batman - we've got the livest one since grizzaholic melted down over the wolves......AZGrizFan wrote:
It is rather comical when someone new all high and mighty comes in and doesn't get the dynamics of the board and realize that the entire thing is an exercise in passing the time until football season and at the end of the day, we'd all just as soon get together and tap a keg together.
When someone comes in and actually takes themselves seriously, it's thread of the year material.....keep this thread for future reference when awards start getting handed out.![]()
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Dude, that's like pulling a guy throwing a no-hitter in the 8th inning.![]()
Going back to the old AZ-D1B pissing matches after having been a part of that thread is like going from heroin to Tylenol.
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CID1990 wrote:I'm with houndawg.houndawg wrote:
Somebody with pull get Ibanez to unlock this thing! Holyshit, batman - we've got the livest one since grizzaholic melted down over the wolves......
Dude, that's like pulling a guy throwing a no-hitter in the 8th inning.![]()
Going back to the old AZ-D1B pissing matches after having been a part of that thread is like going from heroin to Tylenol.
Yeah, those two have lost their romantic spark, their sexual chemistry just ain't what it used to be.
Opie's a live one; haven't seen anybody take an azzwhuppin like that since Rodney King.
I'm not buying his smack about being a lawyer, though. Anybody that went to law school wouldn't try to use "effect" as a verb where it didn't belong.
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Hey, I worked around lawyers (especially public defenders) for over 17 years and I can tell you that Opie would be about in the middle of the pack in terms of intelligence.houndawg wrote:CID1990 wrote:
I'm with houndawg.
Going back to the old AZ-D1B pissing matches after having been a part of that thread is like going from heroin to Tylenol.![]()
Yeah, those two have lost their romantic spark, their sexual chemistry just ain't what it used to be.
Opie's a live one; haven't seen anybody take an azzwhuppin like that since Rodney King.
I'm not buying his smack about being a lawyer, though. Anybody that went to law school wouldn't try to use "effect" as a verb where it didn't belong.
I find it credible that he might be an attorney, but his hourly billing ain't much if he isn't working for the city gummint.
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Maybe rent is cheap in the strip mall?CID1990 wrote:Hey, I worked around lawyers (especially public defenders) for over 17 years and I can tell you that Opie would be about in the middle of the pack in terms of intelligence.houndawg wrote:
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Yeah, those two have lost their romantic spark, their sexual chemistry just ain't what it used to be.
Opie's a live one; haven't seen anybody take an azzwhuppin like that since Rodney King.
I'm not buying his smack about being a lawyer, though. Anybody that went to law school wouldn't try to use "effect" as a verb where it didn't belong.
I find it credible that he might be an attorney, but his hourly billing ain't much if he isn't working for the city gummint.
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Man, that thread was like crack and going cold turkey is tough...
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What lead said. C'mon Ibanez, it's the off season - JaBBer isn't as entertaining as when a game of football is going over his head. Hell, you know that slopie would get himself laughed out of court over getting pimp-slapped on a small-college football forum.
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Holy crap that thread was pure gold…a meltdown of epic proportions.
Ibanez put the crime scene tape around it, but maybe we can make it a sticky.
Ibanez put the crime scene tape around it, but maybe we can make it a sticky.
These signatures have a 500 character limit?
What if I have more personalities than that?
What if I have more personalities than that?
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Never let that thread die. I have thoroughly enjoyed every feeble OBIE argument and can only wish he remains around for he entire offseason.
Smudge, your posts were hilarious.
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Cluck U wrote:Holy crap that thread was pure gold…a meltdown of epic proportions.![]()
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