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The hospital name is wrong. They messed up when they prepared this fake birth certificate.
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I think you need a hobby. :nod:
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Holy shit you're dumb...here's the SAME birth certificates from the SAME hospital, just one day later:

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ASUG8 wrote:I think you need a hobby. :nod:
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Source: Laws of the territory of Hawaii passed by the Legislature, 1954



The name is also the same on the Nordyke Twins birth certificate

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And this from a 2009 article...
In Honolulu, the Obama tour buses take you by the old Kapiolani Maternity and Gynecological Hospital, now called Kapi'olani Medical Center for Women & Children. Federal laws prohibit hospital officials from confirming that he was born there, but Hoover said it's common knowledge among locals.
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JBB - just when you thought you have seen the stupidest fucking thing from this, he tops it.



These fucking birther moron - save the country and leave, please. you are too stupid to share our air.
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dbackjon wrote:JBB - just when you thought you have seen the stupidest fucking thing from this, he tops it.



These fucking birther moron - save the country and leave, please. you are too stupid to share our air.
is australia still accepting our morons? (i worry they may be the only country left)
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WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal
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dbackjon wrote:JBB - just when you thought you have seen the stupidest fucking thing from this, he tops it.



These fucking birther moron - save the country and leave, please. you are too stupid to share our air.
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The birthers on the internet are already complaining about the fact that Obama's birth certificate doesn't look like the pic above. And it's true because there's some extra stuff on the bottom including a raised seal...

...except for the fact that the extra stuff is stating that the birth certificate is a copy obtained 5 years later. Really, the sheer stupidity of the stuff I've read today has been nothing short of amazing.
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∞∞∞ wrote:
UNHWildCats wrote:Image
The birthers on the internet are already complaining about the fact that Obama's birth certificate doesn't look like the pic above. And it's true because there's some extra stuff on the bottom including a raised seal...

...except for the fact that the extra stuff is stating that the birth certificate is a copy obtained 5 years later. Really, the sheer stupidity of the stuff I've read today has been nothing short of amazing.
Yeah. The birther idiots decided that Obama wasn't born in the U.S. and nothing will convince them otherwise.
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Fox News still trying to court "Birthers"
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UNHWildCats wrote:Image
The birthers on the internet are already complaining about the fact that Obama's birth certificate doesn't look like the pic above. And it's true because there's some extra stuff on the bottom including a raised seal...

...except for the fact that the extra stuff is stating that the birth certificate is a copy obtained 5 years later. Really, the sheer stupidity of the stuff I've read today has been nothing short of amazing.
the black background copy looks like a print out from a microfiche machine or something... this is the actual certificates of the Nordyke twins

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With the one Obama released today if you look at the bottom it says it is a copy or abstract of the original. The state of Hawaii isnt going to hand Obama the actual copy on file they have and a lot of times people dont have their actual copy from their birth for many reasons such as parents never handing it down or loss during a home fire or many other reasons.

My birth certificate is a copy obtained from the town I was born in. I was born in 1977 and my copy was sent to me in 2006, I had a previous copy I got in 1995, but lost that in a house fire... Documents change over time.

As CNN pointed out yesterday, the funny thing is that the original that everyone wanted to see isnt even a legal document in Hawaii anymore. those needing a birth certificate for legal reasons need to obtain the new short form certificate that Obama released a couple years ago as thats the only legally recognized one in the state.
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Skjellyfetti wrote:
WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal
That smells like The Onion! :nod:

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Ivytalk wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:
That smells like The Onion! :nod:

I can't find my birth certificate. Guess I'll never work in politics or be hired by Donald J. Hump. :coffee:
I demand to see your LSAT scores, your college transcripts, your Bar scores and a signed copy of the last round of golf you played.

Otherwise, I am convinced you are actually a Fry Cook at McDowell's
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dbackjon wrote:
Ivytalk wrote: That smells like The Onion! :nod:

I can't find my birth certificate. Guess I'll never work in politics or be hired by Donald J. Hump. :coffee:
I demand to see your LSAT scores, your college transcripts, your Bar scores and a signed copy of the last round of golf you played.

Otherwise, I am convinced you are actually a Fry Cook at McDowell's
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dbackjon wrote:
Ivytalk wrote: That smells like The Onion! :nod:

I can't find my birth certificate. Guess I'll never work in politics or be hired by Donald J. Hump. :coffee:
I demand to see your LSAT scores, your college transcripts, your Bar scores and a signed copy of the last round of golf you played.

Otherwise, I am convinced you are actually a Fry Cook at McDowell's
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I can't decide if the birthers are the dumbest group of assholes ever, or if they are just a notch below that.

Two different choices there but they are brilliantly idiotic.
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JBB, I think there's more to this conspiracy:

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Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:I can't decide if the birthers are the dumbest group of ******* ever, or if they are just a notch below that.

Two different choices there but they are brilliantly idiotic.
It's either these clowns or the ones that think the reason GWB was on vacation so much is that it was a cover while he spent night rigging the Towers with explosives.
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houndawg wrote:
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:I can't decide if the birthers are the dumbest group of ******* ever, or if they are just a notch below that.

Two different choices there but they are brilliantly idiotic.
It's either these clowns or the ones that think the reason GWB was on vacation so much is that it was a cover while he spent night rigging the Towers with explosives.
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