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I've seen some great names the last few years. One of my favorites was from Southern Utah, dudes name was Truck Dye. If you have a few that you'd like to nominate and then have us vote on it then let's do it in two groups:
Toughest Sounding Name
Funniest Name

Make a nomination for each category and make it a current player for an FCS team. The winner of each bracket will compete for the Best FCS name this year.


I doubt I'll have much time to do tallies but we could take the top 8 from each side and run a bracket like OB used to do for the Greatest of all time threads. Maybe it's a way to get OB55 out of retirement or get Wedgie or dback to run the polls. I won't have time to run it but if I don't put the idea up here now I'm gonna forget about it.

Best name I ever saw even though it wasn't a FCS player, was a guy named G. Aycock. He had a brother on the team so they put his first initial. Played for Texas Tech. The fans never left that guy alone.

Dakota Dozier

Playing at Furman and having to wear purple leads me to question his "toughness", but that is a pretty badass name.

Mountaineer wrote:Dakota Dozier

Playing at Furman and having to wear purple leads me to question his "toughness", but that is a pretty badass name.

God damn that is a good one. I second this one. I always say you can't go wrong with double D's.

I looked over the GSU roster and didn't see anything funny. Oh well.

bobbythekidd wrote:I looked over the GSU roster and didn't see anything funny. Oh well.

Besides their picture you mean?..........

Appaholic wrote:

bobbythekidd wrote:I looked over the GSU roster and didn't see anything funny. Oh well.

Besides their picture you mean?..........

Do you really want to go there after what LSU did to you guys?











(yeah I read those boards too)

bobbythekidd wrote:I looked over the GSU roster and didn't see anything funny. Oh well.

Doesn't have to be just from GSU btk because there are a lot of schools not rep'd on the board and it also doesn't have to be a funny name. You gotta have someone with a tough sounding name.

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Doesn't have to be just from GSU btk because there are a lot of schools not rep'd on the board and it also doesn't have to be a funny name. You gotta have someone with a tough sounding name.

I'm too lazy to go looking at other teams rosters. I think you confuse me with the folks that vote in polls.

Jeremiah Wurzbacher
Kole Heckendorf

couple of humorous ones...

TwinTownBisonFan wrote:Jeremiah Wurzbacher
Kole Heckendorf

couple of humorous ones...

Jeremiah Wurzbacher get a second for funny name. Doesn't look like this one's gonna be a hit and get off the ground. Guess we'll see if there's any interest in it on Monday.

Just keep it bumped on Monday

This isn't FCS but it gives some of the funniest ones of all time.

dbackjon wrote:Just keep it bumped on Monday

Gonna need some help there man cuz I'm gonna be out it the field most of the week and only in the office for short spurts until the evenings. I am the reason that Missoula is known as the Garden City after all and I need to help others here use water on their yards in the most efficient ways I can. In other words...I've got some sprinkler systems to install.

Had a sneaking suspicion that the Ivy League would provide a launch pad in the search goofy names. I wasn't disappointed.

Buddy Bardenwerper - Harvard (RB)
Harry Flaherty - Princeton (TE)
Buddy Farnham - Brown (WR)
Eddie Tabasky - Dartmouth (C)

Mountaineer wrote:Had a sneaking suspicion that the Ivy League would provide a launch pad in the search goofy names. I wasn't disappointed.

Buddy Bardenwerper - Harvard (RB)
Harry Flaherty - Princeton (TE)
Buddy Farnham - Brown (WR)
Eddie Tabasky - Dartmouth (C)

OMG! That's awesome Mountaineer! I'm the only one that's seconded anything so far but I'm definately on this Eddy Tabasky bandwagon. That's gotta be the #1 seed if this tournament goes anywhere. I'll predict right now that ET will be the 2009 FCSFANS.COM "Best FCS Name" Champion.

If this thing gets going then we need to make the winner a shirt commemorating his good name and some of us could make a donation in his honor to his schools Athletic Dept. or something like that. $100-250 or whatever we could scrape up would be cool. The poster that nominates the winner will get some swag as well that we will have to figure out if anybody is into this idea.

I just checked Delaware's roster and the best I could find was Tim Breaker - if only his parents had named him Stone.

BlueHen86 wrote:I just checked Delaware's roster and the best I could find was Tim Breaker - if only his parents had named him Stone.

That would have been awesome but they could have went with Richard and got him on the funny side as well.

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: I'm the only one that's seconded anything so far but I'm definately on this Eddy Tabasky bandwagon.

My favorite so far too.

For NAU:

toughest - Zak McNally
Wimpiest - Kris Poindexter

There was a Georgia Southern player in 1999 that had an awesome name. Can't remember it though.

EDIT: Found it. Earthwind Moreland.

Also, the year we played Michigan, their punter and place holder was named Zoltan Mesko.

NDSU

Toughest: Thor Brown
Funniest: Daniel Flomo