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Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:40 am
by Appaholic
Vote in poll for date most likely to result in Bison irrelevancy this year......
Bonus points given for correct most likely excuse for futitlity......

Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:50 am
by Ursus A. Horribilis
The excuses are hand made and ready for this season. "We play in the toughest conference in FCS", ""The new coaches have their heads up their asses and don't know what Bison Football is all about", "We need to get rid of this Astro turf because it is causing to many injuries to key players at critical times in the season", "Montana is afraid to schedule us".
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:55 am
by TwinTownBisonFan
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:The excuses are hand made and ready for this season. "We play in the toughest conference in FCS", ""The new coaches have their heads up their asses and don't know what Bison Football is all about", "We need to get rid of this Astro turf because it is causing to many injuries to key players at critical times in the season", "Montana is afraid to schedule us".
it's been an off-season of off-field problems, and was always going to be a down year...
btw, why the hostilicus for NDSU, it's not like our more bombastic fans from *** are over here... it's basically me, Freak, 95, BB, and (occasionally Ol' Gil) and none of us are like that...
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:58 am
by Appaholic
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:The excuses are hand made and ready for this season. "We play in the toughest conference in FCS", ""The new coaches have their heads up their asses and don't know what Bison Football is all about", "We need to get rid of this Astro turf because it is causing to many injuries to key players at critical times in the season", "Montana is afraid to schedule us".
it's been an off-season of off-field problems, and was always going to be a down year...
btw, why the hostilicus for NDSU, it's not like our more bombastic fans from *** are over here... it's basically me, Freak, 95, BB, and (occasionally Ol' Gil) and none of us are like that...
It's always fun picking on the helpless like the Bison.....like throwing rocks at a flightless Auk....
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:05 pm
by TwinTownBisonFan
Appaholic wrote:TwinTownBisonFan wrote:
it's been an off-season of off-field problems, and was always going to be a down year...
btw, why the hostilicus for NDSU, it's not like our more bombastic fans from *** are over here... it's basically me, Freak, 95, BB, and (occasionally Ol' Gil) and none of us are like that...
It's always fun picking on the helpless like the Bison.....like throwing rocks at a flightless Auk....
last year we had it coming for all of the bombast only to miss the playoffs... that's fair... but now it just seems excessive.
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:47 pm
by wideright82
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:01 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:Appaholic wrote:
It's always fun picking on the helpless like the Bison.....like throwing rocks at a flightless Auk....
last year we had it coming for all of the bombast only to miss the playoffs... that's fair... but now it just seems excessive.
That's true and we shouldn't be picking on the good guys just because we have left over smack feelings toward some of the NDSU fans that have a much lower development when it comes to effective communication. I offer my apologies TTBF and the other good Bison fans. I should direct my smack at those that have earned it. We're all just FN around.
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:09 pm
by grizzaholic
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:The excuses are hand made and ready for this season. "We play in the toughest conference in FCS", ""The new coaches have their heads up their asses and don't know what Bison Football is all about", "We need to get rid of this Astro turf because it is causing to many injuries to key players at critical times in the season", "Montana is afraid to schedule us".
it's been an off-season of off-field problems, and was always going to be a down year...
btw, why the hostilicus for NDSU, it's not like our more bombastic fans from *** are over here... it's basically me, Freak, 95, BB, and (occasionally Ol' Gil) and none of us are like that...
Yeah...but Gil sucks QUEEFS.
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:17 pm
by TwinTownBisonFan
grizzaholic wrote:TwinTownBisonFan wrote:
it's been an off-season of off-field problems, and was always going to be a down year...
btw, why the hostilicus for NDSU, it's not like our more bombastic fans from *** are over here... it's basically me, Freak, 95, BB, and (occasionally Ol' Gil) and none of us are like that...
Yeah...but Gil sucks QUEEFS.
you're not wrong walter...
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:19 pm
by TwinTownBisonFan
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:TwinTownBisonFan wrote:
last year we had it coming for all of the bombast only to miss the playoffs... that's fair... but now it just seems excessive.
That's true and we shouldn't be picking on the good guys just because we have left over smack feelings toward some of the NDSU fans that have a much lower development when it comes to effective communication. I offer my apologies TTBF and the other good Bison fans. I should direct my smack at those that have earned it. We're all just FN around.
appreciated...
btw, I dont like most of the posters at *** from SU either...
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:27 pm
by grizzaholic
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:grizzaholic wrote:
Yeah...but Gil sucks QUEEFS.
you're not wrong walter...
I know I am not.
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:13 am
by Appaholic
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:Appaholic wrote:
It's always fun picking on the helpless like the Bison.....like throwing rocks at a flightless Auk....
last year we had it coming for all of the bombast only to miss the playoffs... that's fair...
but now it just seems excessive.
Hence the reason I started this thread on the Smack Board....

Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:06 pm
by houndawg
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:TwinTownBisonFan wrote:
last year we had it coming for all of the bombast only to miss the playoffs... that's fair... but now it just seems excessive.
That's true and we shouldn't be picking on the good guys just because we have left over smack feelings toward some of the NDSU fans that have a much lower development when it comes to effective communication. I offer my apologies TTBF and the other good Bison fans. I should direct my smack at those that have earned it. We're all just FN around.
I think you meant to say "...TTBF and the other good Bison
fan.
TTBF- no biggie, but the Bison fans were pretty salty a couple of years ago when there was no chance that they'd have to back up their smack. I think last year they got a taste of the weekly grind that is the MVC. Hell they even managed to back into a win against SIU, something UNI couldn't do.
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:38 pm
by Gil Dobie
grizzaholic wrote:TwinTownBisonFan wrote:
it's been an off-season of off-field problems, and was always going to be a down year...
btw, why the hostilicus for NDSU, it's not like our more bombastic fans from *** are over here... it's basically me, Freak, 95, BB, and (occasionally Ol' Gil) and none of us are like that...
Yeah...but Gil sucks QUEEFS.
But I ain't touching the Montana version

Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:52 pm
by grizzaholic
Gil Dobie wrote:grizzaholic wrote:
Yeah...but Gil sucks QUEEFS.
But I ain't touching the Montana version


Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:12 pm
by Wedgebuster
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:35 am
by Gil Dobie
houndawg wrote:TTBF- no biggie, but the Bison fans were pretty salty a couple of years ago when there was no chance that they'd have to back up their smack. I think last year they got a taste of the weekly grind that is the MVC. Hell they even managed to back into a win against SIU, something UNI couldn't do.
The 2007 Bison were possibly the best team in Bison history with one of the best QB's in Bison history. Beating a Bowl team/FBS conference Champion, and Big Ten Minnesota was fun. I've been watching Bison football through 7 of the 8 championships, and the enthusiasm was rampant and so was the smack, and it wasn't all good. The MVC grind was expected by most long-time Bison fans, and so was a down season after losing Walker to graduation. A similar analogy would be the 2008 Packers dropping off from the 2007 season after losing Brett Favre.
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:40 pm
by Pwns
Question: Did the absurdly long transition period from DII to FCS hurt NDSU recruiting and cause the slump they had in 2008 and 2009?
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:42 pm
by Grizalltheway
Holy bump for the ages, Batman!

Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:58 pm
by Gil Dobie
Nice Timely Bump!
The southern speed made NDSU irrelevant.
Re: Official 2009 NDSU Irrelevancy Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:01 pm
by 89Hen