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EWU Hasn't Won a Championship Since...

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 5:57 pm
by polsongrizz
Myself and Grizchik showed up for all three of your home playoff games in 2010. It would seem to me that this right here has been your problem these last few years.
As far as I can see this problem has a very simple answer. We shall need seats in a box so my Bourbon Aged beers don't get too cold and lose their flavor, IPA's for GC, gas card for the Griz Sled, a room downtown at the Davenport. Tired of being woken up at zero dark thirty by Zak, friend of Kalm's.
That should get the ball rolling losers. Kalm has my number he will take care of the donations for this sure fire way for ewe fools to catch up with the Griz Championship wise. Those who are lucky enough will get to rub my belly.:nod: :mrgreen: :thumb:

Re: EWU Hasn't Won a Championship Since...

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 6:22 pm
by EWURanger
:)

Re: EWU Hasn't Won a Championship Since...

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:00 pm
by JohnStOnge
That generous spot on a fourth down conversion they didn't really make.

Re: EWU Hasn't Won a Championship Since...

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:09 pm
by polsongrizz
JohnStOnge wrote:That generous spot on a fourth down conversion they didn't really make.
That would have been the Belly Rub, otherwise known as the Smoke Ring... :nod:

Re: EWU Hasn't Won a Championship Since...

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:21 am
by GannonFan
JohnStOnge wrote:That generous spot on a fourth down conversion they didn't really make.
Eh, the spot was overturned on replay, the problem was the ceremonial chain crew that had already moved the marker making it impossible to get the call right.

Re: EWU Hasn't Won a Championship Since...

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:28 pm
by kalm
polsongrizz wrote:Myself and Grizchik showed up for all three of your home playoff games in 2010. It would seem to me that this right here has been your problem these last few years.
As far as I can see this problem has a very simple answer. We shall need seats in a box so my Bourbon Aged beers don't get too cold and lose their flavor, IPA's for GC, gas card for the Griz Sled, a room downtown at the Davenport. Tired of being woken up at zero dark thirty by Zak, friend of Kalm's.
That should get the ball rolling losers. Kalm has my number he will take care of the donations for this sure fire way for ewe fools to catch up with the Griz Championship wise. Those who are lucky enough will get to rub my belly.:nod: :mrgreen: :thumb:
1) Rest your beers against the fire pit.

2) I have a keg of Deschutes Inversion for GC

3) You can git your shorts wearing ass in the back of the Tundra. GC can ride in the front.

4) The beds at Northern Quest are nicer or you can snuggle with our farting, belching bulldog downstairs.

5) If you were woken up at zero dark thirty by Zak, it's because he outlasted you and was still up. Pussy.

:kisswink:

Re: EWU Hasn't Won a Championship Since...

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:37 pm
by polsongrizz
kalm wrote:
polsongrizz wrote:Myself and Grizchik showed up for all three of your home playoff games in 2010. It would seem to me that this right here has been your problem these last few years.
As far as I can see this problem has a very simple answer. We shall need seats in a box so my Bourbon Aged beers don't get too cold and lose their flavor, IPA's for GC, gas card for the Griz Sled, a room downtown at the Davenport. Tired of being woken up at zero dark thirty by Zak, friend of Kalm's.
That should get the ball rolling losers. Kalm has my number he will take care of the donations for this sure fire way for ewe fools to catch up with the Griz Championship wise. Those who are lucky enough will get to rub my belly.:nod: :mrgreen: :thumb:
1) Rest your beers against the fire pit.

2) I have a keg of Deschutes Inversion for GC

3) You can git your shorts wearing ass in the back of the Tundra. GC can ride in the front.

4) The beds at Northern Quest are nicer or you can snuggle with our farting, belching bulldog downstairs.

5) If you were woken up at zero dark thirty by Zak, it's because he outlasted you and was still up. Pussy.

:kisswink:
I don't see much help here... :ohno:

Re: EWU Hasn't Won a Championship Since...

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:50 pm
by kalm
polsongrizz wrote:
kalm wrote:
1) Rest your beers against the fire pit.

2) I have a keg of Deschutes Inversion for GC

3) You can git your shorts wearing ass in the back of the Tundra. GC can ride in the front.

4) The beds at Northern Quest are nicer or you can snuggle with our farting, belching bulldog downstairs.

5) If you were woken up at zero dark thirty by Zak, it's because he outlasted you and was still up. Pussy.

:kisswink:
I don't see much help here... :ohno:
Fine! I spring for the Creme Du Tequila this time... 8-)

Re: EWU Hasn't Won a Championship Since...

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 9:29 pm
by polsongrizz
kalm wrote:
polsongrizz wrote: I don't see much help here... :ohno:
Fine! I spring for the Creme Du Tequila this time... 8-)
:thumb:

Re: EWU Hasn't Won a Championship Since...

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:07 am
by kalm
polsongrizz wrote:
kalm wrote:
Fine! I spring for the Creme Du Tequila this time... 8-)
:thumb:
And bring my fucking tshirt this time...