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We have just booked the rooms for the 2012 NDSU BISON Football Season. All rooms are at the Downtown Fargo ********. This is the nicest hotel in North Dakota.

Our seat locations (suit negotiations have been underway for several weeks) are undisclosed for obvious reasons. Lots of haters here.

We are also planning to go to the USD game in Vermillion and of course Fort Collins for the Big Colorado State Game. The UNI game is also a possibility but doubtful. Illinois State would be money better spent.

We will start this season of footballing with the customary box seats at the We Fest in Detroit Lakes, MN. The kickoff party should be fun for all country music fans with Alabama reuniting. We take scooters down to the festival site. Genuine my friend.

Information has been Trickling in regarding the selection by the Asterisk Committee (crappy name, I know...don't shoot the messenger) of a Competent and Trustworthy Metalsmith to make the Ultimate Alterations to the ndsu fargonaut trophy!

The Asterisk Committee gave it until 1/27/2012, 5 pm LST to find a LOCAL Artisan to perform this Hateful Task. This did not pan out. Every Local outfit that was interviewed for the Job Revealed itself to be either Incompetent, Untrustworthy, or Both!

This left the Asterisk Committee with no choice but to cast their Nets into the Much Deeper Talent Pool of Minnesota (Twin Cities area, I believe). Within 2 Hours of doing so, a Competent and EXTREMELY Trustworthy Blue-Collar Type was found, and Contracted to make the Required Alterations to the trophy!

This Person (or Persons) will have until March 16th to complete this Terrible Task!

It is purely a Coincidence that the Contract Termination Date falls on the Eve of ST. Patrick's Day!

It is NO COINCIDENCE that the Contract Termination Date falls on Kalm's Birthday!

I suppose its a coincidence you are an idiot too?

JBB wrote:I suppose its a coincidence you are an idiot too?

More hate from The NDSU Conglomerate.

when your vision is clouded with hate as yours is grizzaholic, you dont see humor. You are a sad, dark man with no joy or humor. You are right, fate is fate, why is your fate a shame?

JBB wrote:when your vision is clouded with hate as yours is grizzaholic, you dont see humor. You are a sad, dark man with no joy or humor. You are right, fate is fate, why is your fate a shame?

I have continually asked for guidance from you. You refuse to help out your fellow man.

JBB wrote:I suppose its a coincidence you are an idiot too?

....

Bear wrote:

JBB wrote:I suppose its a coincidence you are an idiot too?

He needs to help out us haters.

grizzaholic wrote:

JBB wrote:when your vision is clouded with hate as yours is grizzaholic, you dont see humor. You are a sad, dark man with no joy or humor. You are right, fate is fate, why is your fate a shame?

I have continually asked for guidance from you. You refuse to help out your fellow man.

You are not sincere. An apology to the board, from you, for all of your hating is required.

Actually Grizza's more of a beige.

JBB wrote:

grizzaholic wrote:
I have continually asked for guidance from you. You refuse to help out your fellow man.

You are not sincere. An apology to the board, from you, for all of your hating is required.

Yes I am. Since you know so much about the culture of hate, I am trying to better myself so by this time next year I can be a better man.



And Kalm, what are you talking about?

grizzaholic wrote:

JBB wrote:
You are not sincere. An apology to the board, from you, for all of your hating is required.

Yes I am. Since you know so much about the culture of hate, I am trying to better myself so by this time next year I can be a better man.



And Kalm, what are you talking about?

He called you dark. Hater and a racist.

kalm wrote:

grizzaholic wrote:
Yes I am. Since you know so much about the culture of hate, I am trying to better myself so by this time next year I can be a better man.



And Kalm, what are you talking about?

He called you dark. Hater and a racist.

I am not dark, a hater, or a racist. I know 2 black guys. I cannot be racist if I know black guys....right TJ?

grizzaholic wrote:

kalm wrote:
He called you dark. Hater and a racist.

I am not dark, a hater, or a racist. I know 2 black guys. I cannot be racist if I know black guys....right TJ?

Not you dingleberry, JBB's the hateful racist for bringing your skin color into the discussion. No real surprise though, aren't all UND fans racist?

kalm wrote:

grizzaholic wrote:
I am not dark, a hater, or a racist. I know 2 black guys. I cannot be racist if I know black guys....right TJ?

Not you dingleberry, JBB's the hateful racist for bringing your skin color into the discussion. No real surprise though, aren't all UND fans racist?

Sorry. I missed it.

grizzaholic wrote:

kalm wrote:
Not you dingleberry, JBB's the hateful racist for bringing your skin color into the discussion. No real surprise though, aren't all UND fans racist?

Sorry. I missed it.

No worries. I was a little harsh there with the "dingleberry" comment, and I could have used the quote function to point out what I was driving at.

(See JBB? It's ok to admit when you're wrong. No hate out west, only love!)

kalm wrote:

grizzaholic wrote:
Sorry. I missed it.

No worries. I was a little harsh there with the "dingleberry" comment, and I could have used the quote function to point out what I was driving at.

(See JBB? It's ok to admit when you're wrong. No hate out west, only love!)

I have just received confirmation from GoldSm**h's Bed & Breakf*st that our Block of their Finest Suites has been Successfully Reserved! These are some of the Finest Accommodations in Missoula (a City that Travel and Leisure has described as "...a perfect combination of Paris, New York and Milan!).

From our Grand Balcony, the Soaring Majesty of Washington-Grizzly Coliseum is set in fantastic relief to the Magnificent Largeness of MT. Jumbo!

The finest cuisine (and French-Pressed Coffee) will be enjoyed in this Five-Star Dining Room, while the Mighty Clark Fork River Tumbles and Rolls past en-route to its ultimate Obligation...The Pacific Ocean!!

Saturday Morning, the First Crisp of Fall in the Air, will find us strolling across the Fantastic Footbridge, the Super Span, Bridge over Untroubled Waters and into the Terrific Tailgate, the Primary Party, the Gameday Gauntlet! This is a spectacle that must be seen and savored in order to truly appreciate it's Magnificence! The Food! The Drink! Small wonder that this Prelude to the Pounding has been called by Sports Illustrated "...the absolute finest tailgating experience this side of Baton Rouge!"

Friends, this is the real deal. This is what it's all about.

JBB wrote:We take scooters down to the festival site.

Yes, I'm set up in Fargo

If by "set-up in", you mean avoiding, then YES!

We are now paid in full for the 2012 season, lodging and meals. Negotiations continue with the FFD, Sports Entertainment GAD, NDSU and Team Makers on a suite. I personally dont think its going through so I am hedging, something I learned from my brother, with some cheap 40 yarders from Team Makers.

JBB wrote:We are now paid in full for the 2012 season, lodging and meals. Negotiations continue with the FFD, Sports Entertainment GAD, NDSU and Team Makers on a suite. I personally dont think its going through so I am hedging, something I learned from my brother, with some cheap 40 yarders from Team Makers.

You already paid for your tickets? How did you do that?

grizzaholic wrote:

JBB wrote:We are now paid in full for the 2012 season, lodging and meals. Negotiations continue with the FFD, Sports Entertainment GAD, NDSU and Team Makers on a suite. I personally dont think its going through so I am hedging, something I learned from my brother, with some cheap 40 yarders from Team Makers.

You already paid for your tickets? How did you do that?

kalm wrote:

grizzaholic wrote:
You already paid for your tickets? How did you do that?

KALM??? You are a good friend to have. Helping out JBB with season tickets and some extra for tailgating. What a nice guy. See, football fans help out others.


Great Job!!!