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FCS fans, I would like your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:12 am
by rkwittem
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Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:44 am
by YoUDeeMan
I'm working on something and here's what I want....stuff...from you.

Don't bother giving me something I don't want. Give me stuff I want.

Here's stuff I don't want...stuff that you care about but that I don't care about and stuff that isn't important enough for me to care about. I don't care about your stuff if it doesn't relate to what I care about.

So, give me the stuff...but only the stuff I care about.



And I'm in a hurry.



And only wimps use, "please" and, "thank you"....those things don't interest me and are not what I care about. I already told you I only want things that I want...not what you want.

Don't waste my valuable time...and hurry up, I've got things to do.

Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:48 am
by rkwittem
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Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:49 am
by YoUDeeMan
WTF are you guys doing?

I need to know some stuff.

Where's my stuff?

Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:56 am
by Aho Old Guy
What's the going rate per word these days ??

Is alcohol considered a viable exchange medium ?

Can I write multiple team synopsis' ?? (sorry - too lazy to look up the plural just now)

Can I claim Wofford and Georgia Southern ??

Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:58 am
by rkwittem
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Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:13 am
by YoUDeeMan
rkwittem wrote:Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say I was in a hurry. I was hoping to come off as a little more polite than you painted me. The other stuff is not unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but not altogether useful for this post. Only in that context do I not care. I just want to broaden my FCS knowledge.
Hmmmm...if you are writing a blog (presumably so that you appear to be knowledgeable to your audience, instead of just rude and ignorant) about the FCS playoffs, and the playoffs start in about 8 days...but some of that information can only come after Sunday's selection (why would someone bother to provide information before Sunday if their team is on the bubble...wouldn't want to give you stuff you don't want or need), leaving you with only a few days to provide a playoff blog that would appear in a timely manner before the games, then you are in a hurry (unless you will just cut and paste the info, presumably providing credit to the people providing the information...otherwise your blog is a false testament to your knowledge) to do an analysis and write a good article.

Oops! Maybe you didn't want to know that stuff. My bad. :oops:

In the meantime, I need help on another project, so get me the info on why a person would want to watch his stripper girlfriend get boned by someone else...but not a black man.

Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:18 am
by YoUDeeMan
rkwittem wrote:
Aho Old Guy wrote:What's the going rate per word these days ??

Is alcohol considered a viable exchange medium ?

Can I write multiple team synopsis' ?? (sorry - too lazy to look up the plural just now)

Can I claim Wofford and Georgia Southern ??
yes, by all means.
See, Aho Old Guy...he only answered the questions he wanted. You provided him something he didn't want...the cost of your effort...so he didn't bother responding to that part.

Stop being selfish and get with his program.





Oh, Aho Old Guy, get me an answer to my question in the post above....please. But please, pretty please, don't provide me with anything else I don't need.

Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:20 am
by rkwittem
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Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:27 am
by GrizFanStuckInUtah
You may get some answers that will be like this:

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Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:31 am
by YoUDeeMan
rkwittem wrote:
This as much about broadening my FCS knowledge as it is helping me with my blog. By hearing what the fans know, I can siphon off the fluff on the team's own website much more efficiently and get an idea of what their team is really like as a team. I'm not copy-and-pasting, these profiles are for my own starting point/building blocks of information.
OCCUPY FARGO! :steal:

Just another example of THE MAN demanding work from the masses in exchange for not even a "thanks"! :whip:


Most people come on here and read the existing threads, or start an honest conversation about a specific team...that way they can really get to know the posters and their teams. It takes time.

Instead, you just want a quickie...and without the courtesy of a please or thank you.

We're not just a bunch of trollops for you to use and then show snapshot pictures to impress your friends. :ohno:

Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:42 am
by rkwittem
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Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:50 am
by MadMaxMonarch
Cluck U wrote:
rkwittem wrote:
In the meantime, I need help on another project, so get me the info on why a person would want to watch his stripper girlfriend get boned by someone else...but not a black man.
Must be worried about having inadequate stuff.

Re: FCS fans, I would like your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:21 am
by YoUDeeMan
rkwittem wrote:...
Odd reaction.

He might need some help.

Re: FCS fans, I would like your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:23 am
by AZGrizFan
This is the funniest thread in recent memory.

Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:24 am
by YoUDeeMan
MadMaxMonarch wrote:
Cluck U wrote:
Must be worried about having inadequate stuff.
He does seem a bit insecure...probably needs some professional help.

There seems to be a lot of that going around...people just crying out for help.

Re: FCS fans, I need your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:37 am
by Grizalltheway
Cluck U wrote:
rkwittem wrote:
This as much about broadening my FCS knowledge as it is helping me with my blog. By hearing what the fans know, I can siphon off the fluff on the team's own website much more efficiently and get an idea of what their team is really like as a team. I'm not copy-and-pasting, these profiles are for my own starting point/building blocks of information.
OCCUPY FARGO! :steal:

Just another example of THE MAN demanding work from the masses in exchange for not even a "thanks"! :whip:


Most people come on here and read the existing threads, or start an honest conversation about a specific team...that way they can really get to know the posters and their teams. It takes time.

Instead, you just want a quickie...and without the courtesy of a please or thank you or reach-around.

We're not just a bunch of trollops for you to use and then show snapshot pictures to impress your friends. :ohno:
Minor addition.

Re: FCS fans, I would like your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:35 pm
by Ibanez
This thread has been reported as being hijacked. Now, as a "mod" I take my responsibility rather loosely. So I thought I'd post this:

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Dude, you are coming here, saying you want to write a blog, but you really want others to write it for you. Spend the time to research the schools. Don't make me break out the

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Re: FCS fans, I would like your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:12 pm
by grizzaholic
Looks like I missed a pretty good thread right here.

Re: FCS fans, I would like your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:28 pm
by BlueHen86
rkwittem wrote:...
WTF is this? You learning Morse code and only learned one letter so far?

Re: FCS fans, I would like your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:20 pm
by Screamin_Eagle174
Here's some stuff about EWU, although you probably don't want it. Take it anyway. I'mma rape you with visual info! You're welcome!

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/stuff

Re: FCS fans, I would like your help!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:10 pm
by SeattleGriz
Phew! I just got done with my Big Sky evaluation, here you go...

Wait, what just happened. Where is my ticket out of here?

Re: FCS fans, I would like your help!

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:37 pm
by rkwittem
I didn't want people to write it for me, and I never said that- Cluck started this whole mess by putting words in my mouth. I just wanted some fans' insights into their team(s) to guide my own research. I.e. what I should look at and look for. That's all. I'm sorry if I offended anyone for some reason. I just thought the fans would be a quick ticket to some easy information. Not every FCS team has a youtube page or operate out of my own backyard, so I need help. Is that really so heinous? Really?
Reading stats and team-issue material on a team's website only reveals so much- that's where the fans come in. They've seen these guys play before. I was just trying to get some information, that's all. I thought, "who better to ask than the fans?"

Apparently this was a mistake since everyone on this board is on it to get their kicks out of pissing everyone else off.

Re: FCS fans, I would like your help!

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:12 pm
by grizzaholic
rkwittem wrote:I didn't want people to write it for me, and I never said that- Cluck started this whole mess by putting words in my mouth. I just wanted some fans' insights into their team(s) to guide my own research. I.e. what I should look at and look for. That's all. I'm sorry if I offended anyone for some reason. I just thought the fans would be a quick ticket to some easy information. Not every FCS team has a youtube page or operate out of my own backyard, so I need help. Is that really so heinous? Really?
Reading stats and team-issue material on a team's website only reveals so much- that's where the fans come in. They've seen these guys play before. I was just trying to get some information, that's all. I thought, "who better to ask than the fans?"

Apparently this was a mistake since everyone on this board is on it to get their kicks out of pissing everyone else off.
No. You are the one that came off as being a douche. You need some growing up to do. You are the one that decided to delete your posts.

Hey Mr. T, can we get a post revival please?

Re: FCS fans, I would like your help!

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:19 pm
by kalm
grizzaholic wrote:
rkwittem wrote:I didn't want people to write it for me, and I never said that- Cluck started this whole mess by putting words in my mouth. I just wanted some fans' insights into their team(s) to guide my own research. I.e. what I should look at and look for. That's all. I'm sorry if I offended anyone for some reason. I just thought the fans would be a quick ticket to some easy information. Not every FCS team has a youtube page or operate out of my own backyard, so I need help. Is that really so heinous? Really?
Reading stats and team-issue material on a team's website only reveals so much- that's where the fans come in. They've seen these guys play before. I was just trying to get some information, that's all. I thought, "who better to ask than the fans?"

Apparently this was a mistake since everyone on this board is on it to get their kicks out of pissing everyone else off.
No. You are the one that came off as being a douche. You need some growing up to do. You are the one that decided to delete your posts.

Hey Mr. T, can we get a post revival please?
Thank you for pointing that out. For a second there I thought you guys were either reading too much into his posts or I was missing something. Phew.