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The OFFICIAL Towson State vs ODU game thread

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:04 pm
by ODUsmitty
Have not seen a whole lot of talk this week about this game, so wanted to start a discussion among the 1-2 ODU fans on this site and the multitude of Tiger fans. Hopefully this under-the-radar game can garner the same attention as the much-heralded Patriot League game of the week.

Wow, you guys are awesome. I have no idea how a lowly directional commuter school from Norfolk can compete with the athletic traditions of Towson State. You guys are frickin legendary. The number of CAA wins you guys earned in 2009 and 2010 make us realize how far we have to travel to compete properly in this league.

And you recruit great ambassadors for your programs. If I could only have the skills that Gary Neal has shown around women, I could also have a record and bastard kids.

However, your athletic department and coaching is what sets you apart. You are the only program known to man that could not get to a game on time (vs GMU) that is only 1 hour away. Luckily, Pat Kennedy was around to offer his trench coat (borrowed from Gary Neal) to place under the bus tires to get the traction needed to brave that 1 hour epic journey. That's called "after-the-fact" leadership; where after failing miserably to get your team to a game on time, you make huge sacrifices to look like you give a damn.

Make us proud Tigers. Just know that a Toswon dance team has a member that will be queefing Monarch Pride all through the game, and I have the pic to prove it.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Towson State vs ODU game thread

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:44 am
by ODUsmitty
Andy-

Are you or aren't you in for the best of crabs v. oysters for this game.

pansy, chode, goober, douche, freak

Re: The OFFICIAL Towson State vs ODU game thread

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:05 am
by andy7171
JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:Image
Is that Razors girlfriend?
:mrgreen:
JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:Andy-

Are you or aren't you in for the best of crabs v. oysters for this game.

pansy, chode, goober, douche, freak
:? Dude. Get over it. I'm not making it down. Have fun.

Re: The OFFICIAL Towson State vs ODU game thread

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:10 am
by grizzaholic
andy7171 wrote:
JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:Image
Is that Razors girlfriend?
:mrgreen:
JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:Andy-

Are you or aren't you in for the best of crabs v. oysters for this game.

pansy, chode, goober, douche, freak
:? Dude. Get over it. I'm not making it down. Have fun.
Good call Andy. You don't want to be a witness to the destruction that will happen on the field.

Re: The OFFICIAL Towson State vs ODU game thread

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:50 am
by Aho Old Guy
andy7171 wrote: Is that Razors girlfriend?
:mrgreen:
Yup.

The one in the blue :shock:

We need more threads on that alone.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Towson State vs ODU game thread

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:00 pm
by BlueHen86
Bump. Almost missed the "Official" thread.