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ANDY7171 is a cowering little kitty, ashamed to support his team in an epic battle for jungle supremacy.

I have a 45-yard line ticket for Mr. Also Ran, but he is too busy with, wait for it, a soccer game, to show his Shrek-like face in the friendly confines of Foreman Field.

Loser. Douchebag. Kitties with Man-Titties.

Show yourself, Andy. Support this anomoly of a Towson team that is playing for something.

I'll bet a bushel of VA's finest oysters for a bushel of what every Towson co-ed cultivates in her panties.....crabs.

Here is what Towson will be saying about ODU after their visit to Norfolk....

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So wipe that sand out of your little inflamed Tigger mangina and represent, you loser.

Game on, beeeatch!

Andy, if Towson wins, it won't matter because YOU weren't there to see it.
Repeat after me:
Youth Soccer Games
Youth Soccer Games
Youth Soccer Games

You better find a way to get down here for this game you big pu$$y.

Sunday, October 16, 2011. The cleanup at Foreman Field is underway.

The whole world stands with Towson this Saturday.

Go Tigers!

There is no shame in loving watching your children play. I'll be listening though. All Bilas makes me want to do is bang Michele Malkin even harder.

This game is going to be epic.

BTW, Terrance West, 128 yards 4 TDs 6.1 avg...true freshman.

We have our back of the future.

Oh, woe is me!

Do I root for the Keiblers or the Penicheiros?

I guess I'll just have to flip a coin right before the game!

Technically, Tigers are kings of the jungle as Lions don't inhabit that type of ecosystem.

93henfan wrote:The whole world stands with Towson this Saturday.

Go Tigers!

Agreed - on Saturday, I will be a Tiger too.

Smudge-

Changed the title for you, smartass.

GFY.

Haha, you didn't have to change the whole title. Just messin'.

JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:Smudge-

Changed the title for you, smartass.

GFY.

Doesn't matter. In the instances where lions and tigers have fought, the tiger usually won.

∞∞∞ wrote:Haha, you didn't have to change the whole title. Just messin'.

I'll only forgive you if you bring some more bourbon to the tailgate this week.

Otherwise, you are written out of the will, mister.

I recommend we bring a bunch of Scandinavian (field hockey players?) chicks that have had their boyfriends cheat on them - they just love beating the shit out of things named "Tiger".

JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:

∞∞∞ wrote:Haha, you didn't have to change the whole title. Just messin'.

I'll only forgive you if you bring some more bourbon to the tailgate this week.

Otherwise, you are written out of the will, mister.

I recommend we bring a bunch of Scandinavian (field hockey players?) chicks that have had their boyfriends cheat on them - they just love beating the shit out of things named "Tiger".

I will bring bourbon. I always bring bourbon.

And I'm always down for Scandinavian chicks. Pure blondes? Sign me up.

edit: just got the joke.

93henfan wrote:The whole world stands with Towson this Saturday.

Go Tigers!

Yes. Go Townsend State.

grizzaholic wrote:

93henfan wrote:The whole world stands with Towson this Saturday.

Go Tigers!

Yes. Go Townsend State.

See me.
Feel me.
Touch me.
Heal me.

You mean that Townsend?

CAA Flagship wrote:

grizzaholic wrote:
Yes. Go Townsend State.

See me.
Feel me.
Touch me.
Heal me.

You mean that Townsend?

No, that's Townshend.

BlueHen86 wrote:

CAA Flagship wrote:
See me.
Feel me.
Touch me.
Heal me.

You mean that Townsend?

No, that's Townshend.

Oh. How about this Townsend?
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andy7171 wrote:There is no shame in loving watching your children play. I'll be listening though. All Bilas makes me want to do is bang Michele Malkin even harder.

This game is going to be epic.

BTW, Terrance West, 128 yards 4 TDs 6.1 avg...true freshman.

We have our back of the future.

The fact that you have children and are stalking people on facebook makes it far far creepier. Really glad you won't be coming to Norfolk for this game, I just feel really bad for the kids.

As for the game? Monarch's by 10.

Taylor Heineke has played a game and a half of football in his ODU career..........in one half against UMASS (coming in cold at halftime in a game which we trailed 26-25 when he entered) and a full road game against RI, the TRUE FRESHMAN and REIGNING GA. STATE PLAYER OF THE YEAR has a 79 percent completion rate, has thrown for 324 yards with 5 passing touchdowns, no interceptions and 1 rushing TD.

Be afraid.........be VERY afraid.

ODUfanRazor wrote:
Taylor Heineke has played a game and a half of football in his ODU career..........in one half against UMASS (coming in cold at halftime in a game which we trailed 26-25 when he entered) and a full road game against RI, the TRUE FRESHMAN and REIGNING GA. STATE PLAYER OF THE YEAR has a 79 percent completion rate, has thrown for 324 yards with 5 passing touchdowns, no interceptions and 1 rushing TD.

Be afraid.........be VERY afraid.

Is Taylor Heineke the starter this week?

Punk wrote:

ODUfanRazor wrote:
Taylor Heineke has played a game and a half of football in his ODU career..........in one half against UMASS (coming in cold at halftime in a game which we trailed 26-25 when he entered) and a full road game against RI, the TRUE FRESHMAN and REIGNING GA. STATE PLAYER OF THE YEAR has a 79 percent completion rate, has thrown for 324 yards with 5 passing touchdowns, no interceptions and 1 rushing TD.

Be afraid.........be VERY afraid.

Is Taylor Heineke the starter this week?

Way too early to know. May not know until Friday or later.

I'm calling Andy out on this bigtime.

For two years, we have had to endure his butterfly pictures and smack talk concerning our program.

Now that we are playing, in an important game, nonetheless; old Andy is too busy to represent.

Bullshit.

He won't even take me up on my bet of a bushel of oysters/bushel of crabs for the winner.

What a douche. Must be feeling a little bloated this week, eh' Andy?

JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:I'm calling Andy out on this bigtime.

For two years, we have had to endure his butterfly pictures and smack talk concerning our program.

Now that we are playing, in an important game, nonetheless; old Andy is too busy to represent.

Bullshit.

He won't even take me up on my bet of a bushel of oysters/bushel of crabs for the winner.

What a douche. Must be feeling a little bloated this week, eh' Andy?

I agree. We offer him a free ticket, free food, free alcohol, etc.(no homo), and all he has to do is take a leisurely 4 hour drive. The time of the game is absolutely perfect. It doesn't get any better than 3:30 when you are 4 hours away (OK maybe 2:00 would be better but 3:30 is still good). I guess he has quickly forgotten how bad Towson was the last couple of years and is assuming that there will be bigger games in the near future.
If this was on TV, I would make a "Where's Andy?" sign.

Punk wrote:

ODUfanRazor wrote:
Taylor Heineke has played a game and a half of football in his ODU career..........in one half against UMASS (coming in cold at halftime in a game which we trailed 26-25 when he entered) and a full road game against RI, the TRUE FRESHMAN and REIGNING GA. STATE PLAYER OF THE YEAR has a 79 percent completion rate, has thrown for 324 yards with 5 passing touchdowns, no interceptions and 1 rushing TD.

Be afraid.........be VERY afraid.

Is Taylor Heineke the starter this week?

Coach Wilder just stated current qb depth as Heinicke starter, Ong back up, DeMarco available for emergency situation.