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Gotta do better n that, Paul. It's Montana, unless someone steps up to make a compelling case otherwise.uofmman1122 wrote:I think we all know who it should be.
The way some of their fans act, they deserve a stronger hex that makes them go 0-11.
D1BD1B wrote:So who is it going to be this year? Montana? UNI? Eastern Washington?
Make your case here, you despicable sloths.
Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:Not that it's needed because the rest of the MVFC does a good job of it already, but ndsu.
Eagles just made the top of the list, smartass. Keep it up and you can kiss that two-peat goodbye.Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:Not that it's needed because the rest of the MVFC does a good job of it already, but ndsu.
Mr. Banana's will be appearing at Snarkey McChuckle's Komedy Klubb 8/5/-8/9 and then a two week stint at Borkelsnorts Chortle Palace in South Bend. Mention the D1B Hex post at the door and receive half off cover for you and a friend.... A forest ranger is making rounds in a remote part of the wooded reserve when he comes across an unkempt man, sitting at a make-shift campfire, and, to the ranger's horror, eating a fish and an eagle. The man is consequently put in jail for the crime. He was soon brought to trial for his crime... The Judge asked the man "Do you know that eating an eagle is a federal offense?"
"Yes I do." replied the man, "but if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what happened."
"You may proceed."
"I got lost in the woods, and hadn't had anything real to eat for two weeks," the man
explained. "I was so hungry, I was eating plants to stay alive. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping down at the lake grabbing some fish. I thought 'if I startled the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish.' Low and behold, the eagle lighted upon a nearby tree stump to eat the fish. I threw a stone toward the eagle hoping he would drop the fish and fly away. Unfortunately, in my weakened condition, my aim was off, and the rock hit the eagle squarely on his poor little head, and killed it. I thought long and hard about what had happened, but figured that since I killed it I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the ground."
The judge says he will take a recess to analyze the defendant's testimony. 15 minutes goes by and the judge returns: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because you didn't intend to kill the eagle, the court will dismiss the charges."
The Judge then leans over the bench and whispers: "If you don't mind my asking, what does eagle taste like?"
"Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can describe it's a bit more tender than a California Condor but lacks the tang of a Spotted Owl."
D1B wrote:Eagles just made the top of the list, smartass. Keep it up and you can kiss that two-peat goodbye.Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:Not that it's needed because the rest of the MVFC does a good job of it already, but ndsu.
Mr. Banana's will be appearing at Snarkey McChuckle's Komedy Klubb 8/5/-8/9 and then a two week stint at Borkelsnorts Chortle Palace in South Bend. Mention the D1B Hex post at the door and receive half off cover for you and a friend.... A forest ranger is making rounds in a remote part of the wooded reserve when he comes across an unkempt man, sitting at a make-shift campfire, and, to the ranger's horror, eating a fish and an eagle. The man is consequently put in jail for the crime. He was soon brought to trial for his crime... The Judge asked the man "Do you know that eating an eagle is a federal offense?"
"Yes I do." replied the man, "but if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what happened."
"You may proceed."
"I got lost in the woods, and hadn't had anything real to eat for two weeks," the man
explained. "I was so hungry, I was eating plants to stay alive. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping down at the lake grabbing some fish. I thought 'if I startled the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish.' Low and behold, the eagle lighted upon a nearby tree stump to eat the fish. I threw a stone toward the eagle hoping he would drop the fish and fly away. Unfortunately, in my weakened condition, my aim was off, and the rock hit the eagle squarely on his poor little head, and killed it. I thought long and hard about what had happened, but figured that since I killed it I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the ground."
The judge says he will take a recess to analyze the defendant's testimony. 15 minutes goes by and the judge returns: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because you didn't intend to kill the eagle, the court will dismiss the charges."
The Judge then leans over the bench and whispers: "If you don't mind my asking, what does eagle taste like?"
"Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can describe it's a bit more tender than a California Condor but lacks the tang of a Spotted Owl."
Ldopa, busts out a quote from my favorite movie. Eastern Wash is officially off the Hex list. Montana still on top.LDopaPDX wrote:People think it's all about misery, and desperation, and death, and all that other shite. But what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. We're not stupid.... at least we're not that f'n stupid !
He's an older, slightly less gay UNI version of you.lakesbison wrote:what is D1B ?
Damn, because this year a hex is the ONLY thing keeping us from a national championship.D1B wrote:Montana still on top.
Eagles back on top.Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:He's an older, slightly less gay UNI version of you.lakesbison wrote:what is D1B ?
Squirting piss... making it rain down on the MVFC, OVC, and CAA.D1B wrote:Eagles back on top.Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:
He's an older, slightly less gay UNI version of you.
*Everyone, when EWU gets the Hex, please send your hate mail to Squirting_Eagle174
You punks have a target on your backs now, plus that ex-con of a running back, Hong Kong Fuhey, is now dealing crack in Portland. You're fucked, and will finish third in the BSC.Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:Squirting piss... making it rain down on the MVFC, OVC, and CAA.D1B wrote:
Eagles back on top.
*Everyone, when EWU gets the Hex, please send your hate mail to Squirting_Eagle174
D1B wrote:Gotta do better n that, Paul. It's Montana, unless someone steps up to make a compelling case otherwise.uofmman1122 wrote:I think we all know who it should be.
The way some of their fans act, they deserve a stronger hex that makes them go 0-11.
D1B wrote:Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:
Squirting piss... making it rain down on the MVFC, OVC, and CAA.
You punks have a target on your backs now, plus that ex-con of a running back, Hong Kong Fuhey, is now dealing crack in Portland. You're fucked, and will finish third in the BSC.
Liberty, they're loaded...........D1B wrote:So who is it going to be this year? Montana? UNI? Eastern Washington?
Make your case here, you despicable sloths.
Classic!Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:D1B wrote:
Eagles just made the top of the list, smartass. Keep it up and you can kiss that two-peat goodbye.
Mr. Banana's will be appearing at Snarkey McChuckle's Komedy Klubb 8/5/-8/9 and then a two week stint at Borkelsnorts Chortle Palace in South Bend. Mention the D1B Hex post at the door and receive half off cover for you and a friend.
